This was like 2 weeks ago, I just didn’t get around to writing it out until just now
I like to go streaking sometimes and so I drove to this church after work. The church has a skate park just across the street. So is what I did is I parked my car in the corner of the parking lot, I got out of my car fully dressed making sure to leave the car unlocked. I walked all the way over to the skate park which is across a semi busy road. Gets a car across it every 5 minutes or so. And I hide my key underneath a bench. It’s hidden well so like it’s not going to get stolen.
From here I walk back and I get in my car. I take off everything I was wearing. Including shoes socks and jewelry.
Completely naked. I sat in the car until
I built up enough courage and then I stepped out and locked the door behind me. As soon as the door shut I was forced to go get the key before I could get my clothes.