I’ve been led into the dining room, blindfolded. I can hear giggling, and a murmur of men’s voices around the corner. Josie brings me in, and takes off the blindfold. Standing around the dining room table, the chairs removed, are Ryan, her live-in lover, and Stephanie, Jo’s best friend. Next to Stephanie is Bobby, her boyfriend.
“Jack’s been so good at, um, his husbandly duties lately,” Josie says to the group. “That we’ve decided he should be rewarded with an opportunity. Are you ready, baby?” She looks at me, a devilish grin on her face. I nod, not sure what lies ahead.
“We’re going to have a contest! It will be very exciting. Stephanie and I want to see who can shoot farther, you or Ryan. Soooooo,” she pauses, looking at Stephanie, who giggles mischievously. “You two are going to have a jack off contest. You and Ryan are going to stand right here,” she leads me next to him. “And Stephanie and I are going to watch you two rub those penises of yours until you both pop off.”