Busting out of the friend zone [m/f]

Let me start this off with a description of myself, I am of Chinese decent but don’t have your typical Chinese look (i.e. small squinty eyes). I am about 5’11, short black hair, fairly large black eyes (for an Asian anyway), fairly toned but not muscular and am usually rated at maybe a 7 to a 7.5 on the attractiveness scale. Now, I am not gonna lie and tell you guys I have a massive dong, I don’t, its average (been told its pretty thick thought) But hey…. its not the size of the bat but how you swing it.

A little back story before I start, I have known Ella for about 6 years and have been dating her for about 2 of those years. I first met Ella when my family and I moved to another country as my father had started a new job. At first I was the quiet and slightly awkward new boy in school, but after a month it was like I had been there my whole life. I only really started talking to Ella a year after I joined, we said hello to each other when passing in hallways and stuff like that but we never really hung out together. Now, before I go any further let me describe Ella. Ella is probably the prettiest and cutest little thing I have laid eyes upon, she is half Thai and English, stands at about 5’10, silky smooth shoulder length brown hair, toned body (she runs, plays football and volleyball), slightly smaller B cup breast and about the roundest, firmest, softest and most luscious ass a man can dream of, it is the stuff of dreams and legends.

[F] She wanted to put on a show for me

Summer brings for us, a lot of BBQ’s. It seems to be the thing around our social groups. We were invited to one last weekend. Lots of people in attendance. Little miss and I knew only a handful of the couples there. So we hung out around our friends.

It was a casual fun event. My miss wore a pair of tight fitting ripped jeans. (The style of women’s jeans, I suppose) her skate shoes and a tight fitted zip up hoodie. Under her Hoodie she wore a black tank top. I love when she dresses this way. She looks amazing in jeans and a tank top. Her cleavage shows so well and her tanned skin looks great in black.

At some point she had asked me to pass to her, her pack of smokes. They were hiding in her purse. As I was digging around for them I discovered her hidden toy. She had packed a vibrator. When I found it I looked over at her and she gave me this devious smile. What did she have planned?

Fingered at fucked at poker night [f/m]

Hi guys. I posted in this sub before but my nerves failed me and I ended up deleting that story. (I don’t mind leaving pictures up forever but there’s something about words I can’t handle!) Anyway maybe you’ll like this?

I recently started dating a guy I met at this house party. He’s a bit older (he’s a tad over 30 while I’m early 20s) He’s tall, he’s got dark hair and he’s just generally yummy overall. He’s also a lot more… experienced I guess is the word? His last relationship was open, he’s swung, and well let’s just say he’s generally a lot kinkier than other guys I’ve dated. Right from the start he was very straightforward and honest about it, which I found really cool and it was a big turn on for me. Early on in our relationship he asked me about my own kinks and I told him about the gonewild pictures, so right away he knew exhibitionism was somewhere at the top of that list! And well… I guess if you take his kinky side, and sprinkle a bit of my own, and you mix it all up with a bit of alcohol and a roaring libido, then you get happened next…

Finding out [M]y best mates gf is a size queen

This story took place a few years ago but I’ll try to do it justice.

I was running late as usual, I should have been at the resteraunt an hour ago, my best mate was having drinks with a small group of friends in the city and having just got off work I was in need of a drink and some good company.

After making myself look presentable, putting on a nice outfit and making sure my beard was trimmed and wasn’t a scruffy mess I hopped in my car and sped off to the resteraunt.

I got there far too late and it seemed to be winding down, I was still greeted with a cheer and a few hugs as I saw my best friend Tom and his girlfriend Emily. The table was filled with empty glasses and slowly one by one the group of 10 became 6 then 4 then eventually it was just the 3 of us.

Tom had an apartment in the city and was asking (slurring horribly) if Emily was going to stay at his tonight, she wasn’t anywhere near as drunk and told him she had all her stuff back in her house where she lived with her parents, who live even further from the city then I do.

Sexy Wizard (mmm) (oral) NSFW

Hey first story on this sub. I cross posted elsewhere and hope that is ok as I am trying to find an audience and get some feedback. This is based around life experiences. Thanks for reading.

This story takes place on Halloween a few years ago. I had picked up an off the rack Wizard costume to wear that year. Blue Robe with stars, white gloves, and tall wizard hat.

I did this because I had recently finished reading the book, Ready Player One. I was going as Anorak this year, and no one got the reference. A lot of you readers probably still will not. Of course after the Spielberg flick comes out of Ready Player One the wizard Anorak will be a household name, like Jaws, ET, or Willy Wonka, but I know you do not care about my 100% true predictions for the future. You came here for the sex. This is why you probably would never have chosen that party store wizard costume. You would have been a sexy red riding hood or big bad wolf right?

Daphne wants to go for a swim [fmf][fmmmm]

Sitting by her hotel room window in San Francisco and looking out across the pool and toward the woods full of evergreens, Daphne tried hopelessly to clear her mind of the growing waves of longing she felt all over her body. She told herself she would gaze into the distance at the trees and count fifteen long breathes and, like the meditation tutorials all say to do, just focus on the sensation of her breath.

As she did this, her body flooded her consciousness with memories and fantasies that only seemed to exacerbate the longing and the urges she was trying to subdue. She reached a count of 9 breaths and then dropped her eyes toward the hotel pool. The water looked cool and inviting, and she imagined how good it would feel to swim right now. She decided that sitting still and meditating could wait, that her body needed to move and be active to settle these urges and feelings for a while, just until she finished her business trip and returned home in five days to her fiance Jason — then she could let them safely return.

Hold on, I just need to hit up the ATM

Long time reader, first time author… so please be kind.

This happened over ten years ago in a large midwestern city and involves my girlfriend at the time, an absolutely striking Mexican girl. She was 5’7″ – 5’8″, long dark hair, perky B cups, curves like woah, and an ass that I still think about. Myself, pretty much average across the board. 5’10”, relatively in shape, dirty-blonde hair.

It was the dead of winter, dark, cold, gusty and we were meeting up with some friends at our local watering hole. The place is packed but we eventually carve out a section in the corner for our group. Liquor is flowing and everyone is having a great time. Being quite “handsy” in general, I am taking every opportunity to caress her thighs, ass, arms with only the occasional hand-slap and cheeky look to deter me. She eventually begins to reciprocate with some prolonged touches with her hand effectively stationed on my thigh/groin for the duration of our time there with no one the wiser.

I am not sure about others, but I love the slowly escalating sexual tension that builds from these interactions. Knowing that my friends are enjoying their evenings while my girlfriend slowly traces the outline of my hard cock under the table. Absolutely tops.

[MF] My four year story of being the other guy.

So. Ok. This is going to be a little long in the setup, so bear with me.

Dramatis Personae:

Myself. Ex Navy submariner (which basically means I’m a practicing pervert), college student during most of this story.

Tanya: Half Indian girl from out of state. Nerd girl (or used to be). Rather hot, maybe a buck ten soaking wet, and like 5’9″. So a skinny little thing.

Matt: Her now husband, the unfortunate victim here. Former friend (I don’t think I can call him a friend after what happened). Decent guy, maybe lacks a little self-esteem.

This all starts back in college. Circa 2008, I believe. I had briefly joined a fraternity, which failed almost immediately. But the plus side, I acquired some friends in the process. I was an older college student, (had done a stint in the Navy), so it was nice to be forming a new group. One of the members of this group played the WoW(Matt). I ended up joining him in this, and it was grand. We raided, etc. We had an interesting relationship with some of the other raid guilds, one of which was run by this girl. We’ll call her Tanya, since that’s her name. Tanya got some shit from some of our guild because she had come on our vent, and she had a really high-pitched voice. Turns out it was slightly affected, she apparently did that.

Stolen Sacrifice 05: The Drunken Squire (MMF magic exhib)

The [Nine Sisters](https://tsade.com/nine-sisters/) universe has been around for over twenty years. I’ve run tabletop games on it, I’ve written computer games for it. Obviously, I’ve also written stories in there. A lot of little things went into it, but it’s a place that I’ve loved for a very long time.

The Drunken Squire is a running gag in the world. A long time ago, one of the women in my gaming group played a unicorn rider. She was chaste and a rather powerful paladin. Her unicorn, on the other hand, was anything but. A randy little bastard who would let his nightly fucking go through the telepathic connection to his chaste rider.

The way she got him to stop was to start staying at the The Buggered Unicorn. As mythical creatures went, this unicorn was rather homophobic so it worked. It wasn’t long before they asked for a Buggered Unicorn at every town they stopped in, it became a chain hotel in a fantasy world and a great choke.

What about the Drunken Squire. Well, the player’s husband started that chain to mess with her: “Behind every Buggered Unicorn is a Drunken Squire willing to keep going.” The Drunken Squire became a public house chain that built up next to every Buggered Unicorn, behind it whenever possible.

Basement Horror [mf] [nc] [anal]

I look around the party, wondering how much longer I need to stay here. I came with my friend Valerie, but she wandered off and was swapping spit with a guy that she met twenty minutes ago. Chad? He looked like a Chad.

A man wearing jeans and a button down dress shirt walks up to me. He’s cute, with a swimmer’s build and standing around six feet. I look up at his eyes, and see that they’re a beautiful color of blue. His hair is a slightly shaggy, just got out of bed look that he probably spent an hour perfecting. I’m no slouch, but guys like him don’t usually pay attention to girls like me. I’m 5’ 4”, with shoulder length brown hair and a gymnast’s build. I used to do gymnastics, but my breasts grew a little too large to keep going after I graduated high school.

He smiles at me, and it seems to brighten the room a little. “You look how I feel,” he says with a smirk. “Keith,” he adds, extending a hand.

I smile back. “Alexa,” I reply, taking his hand briefly.