Cards Against [M]y Humanity

I had been dating my girlfriend for a few months. Nic was less experienced than me and enamored by our sexual life. This was the first time she was with a man who gave her the space to explore her sexuality. This excited her and I came to find out she bragged to her friends a lot about our sex life and my size.

One night her phone went off. I saw her screen light up and reached to grab the phone and bring it to her in the kitchen. With her hands still wet from doing the dishes she asked me to read the text to her. I obliged. It was a text from her best friend Sacha. Sacha asked how “Mr. Anana” was doing. I laughed and told her that was an odd name, one I hadn’t heard before. She smirked at me and said that’s because they made the name up. I was confused. She shut off the water, dried her hands and turned to lean against the sink while talking to me. Nic said that the last time her and Sacha were together she was telling her about our sex life. She described our chemistry and connectedness. The night before the conversation with Sacha we fucked on the floor in her living room, where we both came together at the same time. That hadn’t happened to her before. Eventually her conversation with Sacha turned to my size and Sacha was unsatisfied with Nic’s description of me as “hung.” Sacha wanted a visual aid and grabbed a newly-ripe banana on her counter. Nic said Sacha asked her how much smaller was I compared to the banana. She shook her head and laughed saying that she’d need a few more *anas* to approximate the size (a play on the end of the word banana, like “banan*ananan*a”.) I just shook my head and laughed. I went back to the room.

[MF] I Used to Be Greek in College, These Are My Stories — Halloween 2 Years Ago

I’ve always been intrigued by some of the stories I read on here, real or fake. I decided to post some of my college encounters for your reading/fapping pleasure. I have been away from College/Greek system for almost 4 years now, but among my group of friends, my sexcapades keep being brought up.

During my time in College, I was on the shorter side, but I was always muscular and lean — on a club wrestling team so my weight has always been maintained. I was also a shit show which lead to some of my success.

–I included a lot of back story, feel free to scroll down to the sex part–

This story takes takes place about 2 years ago. I graduated from college and was out of the Greek system, however, I got dragged by some of the older guys to a Halloween party. I wasn’t doing anything that night, and didn’t really have a lot planned at work the next day, so I decided to say fuck it and show up for a bit.

My cousin molded me into a habitual D/L NSA gay cock sucker [MM]

I have a pretty giant secret, it’s a huge part of my identity, and I’ve never actually had a real conversation about it in my life. So, even though this may be long, I’m going to tell the whole thing.

First things first, I think of myself as an expert at what I do. Maybe that’s fucked up, I don’t know.. But, I have a set of ground rules for safety that drastically reduces any risk, so I don’t want to hear about it. I know what I’m doing. I know the risks involved. I’m on prep, a drug that reduces the possibility of hiv transmission by 99%. I have had the hpv vaccination. I get tested regularly. I have a concealed carry permit, and carry a ruger lcr (a small and easily concealed gun) that I’ve never had to use (even if I’ve been in my share of weird and uncomfortable situations). Amongst other things.

I’ve been sucking cock on the down low pretty much my whole life, and my cousin made me this way.

[MMF Fsub] The evil sex therapist (part II)

In the course of my professional work it’s sometimes necessary to review video footage of client behavior. Angie had come to my practice concerned about her insatiable desire to penetrate her vagina and anus with large objects. Luckily for the therapeutic process, she had recorded herself at home doing so, and I asked she share the files with me confidentially so I could review them to gauge the extent of her problems.

So it was that I found myself watching a video of Angie (redhead, 38DD, tight little ass) attempting to insert an eggplant into her sopping wet pussy, and moaning beautifully as she did so. After I’d uploaded the video to Xhamster, for my subscribers to view, I sat back in my office chair with some Astroglide and commenced a nice, leisurely jerk-off session. Angie had also sent over a video where she was double-penetrated in her ass by two guys – but I was saving that for later.

Unfortunately, I had forgotten that I had new clients visiting. A knock at the door saw me hastily stuffing my cock into my pants and slamming the laptop shut, before grabbing a book (“A Clinician’s Guide to Systemic Sex Therapy”) and inviting in whoever it was.

My girlfriends slutty past with her ex-boyfriend [MF]

Hi, this is my story of when I realized my girlfriend was a slut, just not for me. For some background I’m 26 in good athletic shape. My girlfriend, Amanda, is 25. She was a college athlete back at university and still has the same fantastic body. One great thing about playing soccer every day is the amazing ass!

So for the story. We had been dating for roughly 4 years at this point. We met in college and instantly hit it off. The first few years of the relationship were fantastic. We were having sex nearly every day and there were no complaints from either side. Amanda was very dominant, she knew what she wanted and I knew how to give it to her. We had explored many different fetishes and had talked about anything that we could possibly do. We knew precisely what was on and off limits for both of us. 15 year old me would have been high fiving myself for landing such a perfect girl. As the years went on sex became less frequent as it does in most relationships. Every day turned into every other day, and then once a week. Our sex life was in a rut.

Prof Green & Velvet 5-6[exh/voy] [Mff]

Chapter 5

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The knocking at my office door almost made me jump in surprise. Velvet recoiled and covered herself with her hands.

“Hello?” I said as I opened my office door a little, blocking the opening with my body. I found Casey in the hall.

My expression must have given her an odd signal as she looked at me with a furrowed brow and piercing stare.

“Hey, Professor Green. I wanted to know if you could help me with my paper for your Beauty in Antiquity class,” Casey said as she held a few books in her arms.

“Um, sure. What’s up?” Casey seemed interested in looking into my office.

“Well, I wondered if I could use Schiele for my paper on artists and models,” she said, waiting with anticipation for my response.

“Sure,” I sighed and felt like I lost all wind in my sails. She brightened and opened the book, pointing at a particular work of Egon Schiele’s of a woman spreading her sex. I looked at the image and back at Casey with laugh. She stared at me as her tongue slowly moved over her upper lip, then smiled at me.

I [M] Fucked my roommate [F]

For more or less, I’ve been going through a lot this last year. I’ve been struggling with depression and trying to learn to be okay on my own/not in a relationship. A girl I went to school with in another state moved to the same state as me for work, and I honestly love her. But, she is dating another guy we went to school with. I’m incredibly happy for both of them, as he has been wanting this for a long time and they deserve each other. The reason I’m writing this is because not feeling like I’m date-able/lovable has been putting me into positions where I make regrettable choices and risk other people’s relationships. AKA: My roommate.

[MF] The Business professional’s view in the end [part 2.5] Long

This is a direct continuation of part 2. Plus, it spaces out the wild events from first night and the kinky hot events of the second night. However, It’s written that neither are required to enjoy this story.

Katie was texting me throughout the workday from how amazing last night was, mirror selfies from the hotel bathroom with and without clothes, to outright sexting. She was even begging me to ditch work to meet up early at one point. No, not distracting at all. Pffft! Who would be distracted by a hot woman wanting sex, in a hotel, that evening, with me? Why does my inner monologue sound an awful lot like a high-pitched Flynn Ryder, I don’t know! But I got through the day by some miracle without getting fired for permanent trouser tent. I made a pit-stop at my place to shower, pick up an extra change of clothes and grab my bedroom fun bag. The traffic was insane heading back to her Hotel but I trudged along knowing happy times were coming. Katie alerted me that she finished up another day of conference booth duties while I was over half way there. Soon, another pic of her naked body selfie looking sultry and tasty dinged on my phone. I was already annoyed at the slow traffic, hungry from skipping dinner and now horny to boot. No! not distracting at all.

[m]y girl[f]riend got used at the bar and creamed by a retired pornstar

It doesn’t take much to get my girl talking about her past, and she really loves to go into detail.

Recently she told me the story of how she once sucked and fucked a retired pornstar who was much older than her.. around 50-60 years old.
It was a one time thing.. they met at a bar when she was 20 and was dating a small-cocked guy. She’s recounted this story many times.. The old guy walked up to her and bought her a drink, but she thought he was wayyy too old and very ugly. But then she spotted the massive cock bulge in his shorts and her drunk self couldn’t hold back.. she needed to be drilled deeper. She told him to meet her in the bathroom, where she sucked his cock n balls, licked his guuch and asshole clean (like she always does). My girl forced his meat as far as it could go until she gagged and spit dripped from her slutty mouth. She rapidly bobbed on this stranger’s long cock, swirling her tongue around his tip (her best move), all while staring him in the eyes. She claims it only took 5 mins of her mouth servicing his four sections (cock,balls,guuch,asshole) for her to pull out his first pile of load. As expected, she looked him in the eyes while he drained his balls down the back of her throat. His load was very very built up, she says it was one of the thickest and longest she’s ever taken.. and that’s saying something. A thick load of mine usually has 5-8 pumps of cum at most. She has said this random old man shot over 12 thick ropes against the back of her throat. She describes it as “gulp gulp gulp *swallow*, then I cleared his pipes onto my forehead, and to finish I licked him clean from his tip to his asshole”.

Tag teamed girl I met on Reddit GoneWildStories with friend [MFM]

I’m a long time reader but I never had a reason to post on Reddit until now. A friend of mine and I had a trip planned to Virginia Beach for a concert. Doing some research for our trip for both regular and naughty fun I found this 25 year old Redditor who lived there (ttfromvb) and after seeing her slutty posts on Reddit I had to try to hit her up when I visited. I played it cool not really mentioning I knew about her adventurous sex life and just asked her about where to go out in Virginia Beach and flirted a little.

After a few weeks of flirting and chatting I got her to agree to meet up with me and my friend for a drink. That went well and we all drank and chatted with only a little suggestive talk. It ended with a hug and an agreement to meet up the next night again and that’s where it got good and freaky.