Cops, what ya gonna do when they come for you…

Cops

Bad boy. Bad boy. What ya gonna do when they come for you?

It was my birthday and, in general, it was no big deal to me. However, all morning, there was this little voice, deep inside my psyche, squealing, “It’s my birthday!” It was not a big one, just 43, not like 30, 40 or 50. To celebrate, my live-in girlfriend was going to get Chinese takeout from my favorite Chinese restaurant. She wasn’t one to do much cooking. It wasn’t her cooking that made me love her. It was her thoughtful, kind nature and her love for sex.

My girlfriend went to work in the morning. She was an accountant and had an office about a 30 minute drive from home. I worked from home. Unless we had company staying with us, my days were usually spent alone. This was one of those alone days.

I love to be nude and, many days, like this one, I worked all day completely naked. It wasn’t, necessarily, an erotic thing for me but, that day, it was. I was all horned up and concentration on work was difficult.

[MF, CNC, Tease] Taking Everything from a Naive and Thirsty Slut (#1)

#Part 1: The Setup

Everybody drank back then, it was part of the college experience. James drank maybe a bit harder than the norm. He also liked to fuck harder than the norm.

He had Maths203 with this girl Marie. He liked to look at her and imagine what it’d be like to pull her long brown hair, specifically what it would be like to pull it when his cock was wedged far up her ass.

He’d known her since the first days of college, and he’d never known her to have a boyfriend, or girlfriend. He wondered if she’d ever been fucked the way a bitch deserved. He doubted it. He wanted to remove that doubt.

Her Skype rang. It’s what co-eds did back then.

“Hey James, what’s up?”

She expected he just wanted help with his homework.

“Well nothin’s up… yet… but could be. You busy? I could use a bitta help…”

*Yep, he’s stuck on the Matrix maths again, poor boy…* she thought.

“No worries, I’ll be over in a bit… Door open?”

“Yep. Lock it after maybe. I’ll just be waiting for you…”

New Year New Me

Hi all, this is my first time posting an erotica here. This erotica was written a few years back and it’s written from her’s perspective. Enjoy?

The following erotica is a work of fiction.

My mind slowly drifted as I approached the club, with the beat of the music growing each time I stepped closer, and soon found myself dancing in the crowd . As I danced for several minutes,a hunk approached me and offered me to drink with him at the bar.

I nodded shyly and he held my hand with a strong grip,following him out of the crowd while bumping into some people along the way.He offered to play a drinking game with me after reaching the bar and I accepted without hesitation. We both started with me in the lead, taking shots each time he lost.As the match went on for another several rounds, the shots I took slowly grew and soon I became drunk.

I felt his arms wrapped around my waist after I rested my head on the bar table.

He lifted me with my left arm on his shoulders and his hands on my waist , as the beat of the music slowly became softer and softer , I soon found myself being lead to a dark alleyway.

[MF] Big titty goth gf accidentally slips it in while grinding

Since my first few stories were less than chipper, this is a story from when I was in a long-term stable relationship (every now and then I shake things up and try to be happy). I had been seeing this beautiful girl for a few months and we were in that phase of the relationship where you just want to fuck every which way all day long. Drea was very cool and aloof but simultaneously deeply anxious. As a fellow anxious dude that pretends to be chill, we hit it off pretty quick. This was before I knew such a thing as a “big titty goth gf” existed, but that was Drea’s overall vibe. Always in black, always with the big titties.

One snag in our desire to have infinite sex was that Drea had a looming fear of getting pregnant. She was extremely adamant about condom use, which was probably wise considering she wasn’t on birth control. We had talked a couple times about her getting on the pill but she hadn’t gotten around to it. At this point in her life, Drea had never, ever had unprotected sex. I had been having unprotected sex since I was a teenager because I’m an irresponsible hedonist.

I’[m] an awful [f]latmate…

Keeping the tradition going…

After graduating from my undergraduate course I moved to London to complete a placement year. London’s rent market is incredibly expensive despite my above average salary at the time, so I moved into a house share.
My parents helped me move in having gone to IKEA to buy stuff for my new room, we then went for a meal so ended up getting home quite late. My parents left and so it was just me alone in the house as I put together my furniture. I propped my door open in case my new housemates came back and so I could introduce myself. There were 4 others, 2 guys and 2 girls and I was told 2 of them were a couple who lived in the room above mine.

I was putting together a shelving unit with what I remember being Eminem blaring, when between verses I noticed the unmistakeable sounds of a girl being fucked very hard in the room above me. I stood and listened for a while and considered getting my cock out, which by this point was now rock hard. But closed my door and went back to my shelf.

I [M] fucked my girlfriends neighbor [F] ass to pussy while i laid in bed in between both of them. Crazy Fun.

So when i was 21, oh how i wish i could be 21 again, i picked up my girlfriend at the time of 4 years and her neighbor this little baddy. She is so fucken pretty honestly she is my crush till this day. I wanna wife her honestly she was the best i ever had.

Ok so back to the story i picked them up we went to 2 party that night we got pretty drunk my girl got fucken wasted but me and the neighbor chick we got pretty drunk but still functioning. So the whole night she would just stare at me like she wanted me little did i know at the time. So after all the partying and drinking we go back to my place i had a Cal King size bed at the time.

So my girlfriend trashed like she was just laid in bed and immediately knocked out. So me and Sam lets call her sam. So me and Sam stayed up and i already was trying to hit this tonight so i offered if she wanted to wear some boxers of mine to sleep and omg she said yes. Hint #1. So thankfully my girl laid to the far left. So i laid right in the middle i already knew i wanted this girl so bad those looks she was giving me all night. I honestly thought we would have a threesome but honestly this was more fun and wild.

Best Friends Girl: Part Three [MF] [Interracial] [Busty] [Straight Sex]

Chris sat on the floor, just outside the door of his new job. He flicked the cigarette he had just finished into the far corner of the parking lot, then took a deep breath then went back inside. The mailroom was as busy as he had left it.

“Finally back from your break huh?” his boss shouted at him. The moment he came back inside, Chris hated him. He wanted to punch the small fat man in the face every day.

“Nope, just came in to make sure you had not eaten everybody,” Chris whispered.

“What was that wise ass?” the boss said, turning around.

Chris nearly repeated it, but he decided not too. Martin had put his reputation on the line to get Chris this job, and Chris needed it, to pay his bills.

“Nothing,” Chris muttered.

“Good. Now take load twenty, up to the legal department,” he said, pointing to one of the large carts.

“What?” Chris said.

He looked over at the large cart, with the number twenty written on the side. The cart was filled with bags of mail, ranging from small to extra large.

It’s just too big to hide…

My girlfriend and I were at crowded sandy beach, really crowded. We had a blanket spread out and a cooler with water, soft drinks and snacks.

My girlfriend and I had been seeing each other for about 3 months, had about 20 dates, prior to today. I liked her. She was fun to be with and she loved sex, especially she loved giving head.

As soon as we got situated and settled into our spot, she started staring at my crotch and I knew she wanted to suck my dick, again. She always wanted my dick in her mouth and I always loved the warmth of her mouth on it. I like her, in part, because of her constant horniness. It matched mine. She didn’t say anything about sex but kept looking at my crotch all the same. I couldn’t help it. The more she looked at my crotch, the harder I got. The harder I got, the more she looked. Shortly, I was rock hard and, because of my size, it was like trying to hide a flagpole in my swim shorts. I had to adjust it so the head of my cock wouldn’t poke out from under the waistband of my shorts. A precum spot was forming, becoming apparent, at my cockhead’s new adjusted location.

My mom played my game bteer than me [Fantasy voyeurism]

John was fiddling with his mobile phone in his hostel room. The room was fairly big with two sets of furniture at two sides of the room yet with ample place in the middle clearing to walk. Each set of furniture had a steel bed, a cupboard, a study table and a chair. John was slouched over his bed as he gazed out of the window. There was no particularly heart-warming view, it was mostly of barren open spaces but at least the window didn’t face another building.

‘Hey! What are you thinking?’ John turned back to see Andy. Andy was his room-mate. It has been almost three months now that they have been roommates.

‘Nothing particularly. I am thinking of going home in the next weekend.’ John said still looking out of the window.

‘Next weekend? Oh, yes, we do have a holiday next Friday. So, are you going to your hometown?’

John looked back and stretched, ‘Well, yes. I promised my mom that I will be home at least once a month.’

Andy was solemn, ‘Does she still stay alone?’

John said, ‘Yes, mostly. My dad sometimes comes in weekends.’

Brat gets a lesson.

My family and I had been living next door to Craig for a long time now and I had always admired how he looked and dressed, as he always presented as a strong independent Man. As far as I knew he didn’t have a girlfriend, but he always had plenty of visitors and what sounded like wild parties. Craig was a photographer and had a studio in his home, there were always clients coming to him house, he worked for some fashion houses to do advertising shots. I guess he is just over 40 putting his about 20 years older than I am. whenever he came over to visit my parents I always tried to spend time in his company as he always made me feel special and he was so handsome.

Although people said I had blossomed since leaving my teenage years, I had always been a bit of a geeky girl. My early teenage years were awful with the kids at school calling me names because of my spots. I only had limited experience with boys, some kissing and fumbling at parties was it really. I was fairly curvy with, long red hair and now tried to dress a little more feminine.