‘I have sent you multiple pictures of my big donkey dick. Please respond,’ I typed and then I pressed send like a boss.
Still nothing.
So Yuri was just going to ignore me like that? She was just going to leave my ass on read? Nobody ghosts Riktor. The first date had gone so well though. She even asked for the check before the food got there! I shouldn’t be mad though because she was a little cheap, wouldn’t even give me cab fare to get home. Dat ass though! No I needed to get in that butt. I knew where she lived so I took a cab to her house. I was a little nervous because there where cop cars and I just lost my license because I like a little blood in my alcohol system. I got out and the cab driver started getting all mad.
“Hey asshole! The fuck you going to pay with,” he asked like a little dumbass.
I gave him my favorite finger and said,” DEEZ NUTS!” I laughed for a while after that, it was my favorite joke in the whole world.