Tag: Girlfriend

Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll

“Sacra-fucking-mento, how you doing?” Dick Fury shouted to the crowd. The normal incoherent “woo” and “yeah” responses came flooding back, the wave of sound hitting Dick on the stage. Dick launched back into his usually stage banter. “I’m having a good fucking time too. So good it should be criminal… In fact I’d say having this much fun is… barely legal…”

The crowd roared as the band launched into “Barely Legal.” The F-Ups had songs about social issues and tearing down the oppressive systems that keep the common man down… but their biggest hit was about fucking teenagers. Dick thought it was just as well. In twenty years of playing punk (pop punk if he was really honest with himself) they hadn’t toppled a single power structure, but all of them had fucked a ton of a teenagers. “Barely Legal” had actually started out being about voting, but since it was on the major label debut the suits wanted something edgy yet marketable and youth voter turnout didn’t fit the bill. So instead he leaned into the title (which Dick had intended to be cheeky) and wrote a song about the pleasures of fucking 18-year-olds. Speaking of, it was time for Dick to scan the crowd for tonight’s offering. There were a lot of options. Read more »

My wife confessed her fantasy with my best friend. [MF]

True events, a name or two has been adjusted but true.
After many months of being locked up for work and Covid my wife and I made it back to our home town where most of our close friends live. We went out with my best friend for dinner and had a great time socially distancing while drinking a safe amount. It was great to see him and catch up as he’s wrapping up college and quite busy lately. A few days later on our ride home my wife and I got talking sexy talk and she randomly asked, “Do you still have that threesome fantasy?” Shocked and slightly amused I responded something along the lines of: “well I think most men dream of watching their wife get pounded in the third person view” She smiled and I inquired more which led her to mention if she ever agreed to one it would be my best friend. I found it quite amusing and she changed the subject quickly. We didn’t talk about it for a week or so as I needed to process her question and let it soak in her head. One night I inquired about her question and she immediately disowned the thought and said it was embarrassing which made me realize she was actually thinking about it. Over the next few weeks I probed about it on and off with mixed results. I love writing sex stories for her to read when she takes her alone time so I wrote a few options with my friend in the mix. I gave her the first one while we were on a week vacation and when she emerged from an afternoon “nap” her hair was all frayed and the look of pure excitement made her grin from ear to ear. I didn’t even finish asking about the story when she grabbed me for a solid kiss. I think she dragged me into the bedroom and we had sex but I can’t quite recall now. She spoke much more candid about how she liked the idea and would consider actually doing something if it felt right and she was boozed up. I wrote another story about a weekend this winter where my friend is coming to stay with us and how I’d ask him the last time he got action (he broke up with his long term girlfriend over a year ago and has had very bad luck dating since) and if the response felt welcoming my wife will go into the guest room after we goto bed, with lights off suck his dick, and hopefully take a condom to get destroyed. We’ve roll played it several times now and I’ve had her yell his name, pretend it’s him, and convince me that it wasn’t awkward and would be fun, her treat. I actually feel pretty good about it, I’m worried it might make some awkward tensions but he did get dared to suck her nipple years ago and has seen her tits several times. Read more »

I [26F] tortured my years-long childhood crush with his lipstick fetish years after graduation [MF]

*Note: If you’re familiar with my work, I love revisiting* [past encounters](https://www.reddit.com/user/xoleni/)*. Part of me can’t believe I haven’t written about this one yet. Maybe because it’s so laden with emotion, and set over a long and winding tale of my life—dating all the way back to childhood. I’ll try to skip the life part and head straight to the sex part as quickly as possible. But the life part is what makes the sex part so, well…triumphant. I’ll let you know when the sex starts, though.*

I still remember the day I decided I had a crush on Cole—let’s call him Cole. We were in fifth grade. Only 11, and we understood each other on a level that we didn’t with our classmates. It was like everyone else was doing addition and we’d skipped ahead to multiplication, speaking about the *world*, not just each other. Cole seemed to like the part of myself that I liked best. He seemed to see the me I hoped to be. Read more »

Daisy in the Dirt, A Punk Rock Sex Story

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“Bro, you heading over to Geezer’s later?”

“Yeah man, haven’t seen The Dirt Stars in a minute.”

“Bro, that chick singer though. Daaaaaaamn.”

“Haha! Yes, she’s attractive, but I mean, they’re a good band regardless of the singer’s physical attractiveness.”

“Haha, whatever bro, you know you want that!”

“Alright Bret, calm down, man.” I said with a chuckle.

There was about an hour left of work. Me and Bret work in technical support at the same office, and also hang out in the same circles. He’s kind of a douche on the surface, but what can I say, the guy knows how to have fun. We were supposed to be working, but we spent the last hour shooting the shit and watching YouTube videos. It was a slow week, and the support calls weren’t coming in. Summer Fridays are pretty sweet sometimes.

The Dirt Stars are a local punk band. They’ve been around for a few years, and I know a couple of the guys in the band, plus Daisy, the lead singer. I was in a band with their bass player and drummer. We were called The Moldy Takeout Containers. We were good, but we broke up pretty quickly over creative differences. Things were amicable though, and we still hung out from time to time. Read more »

Learning to fuck my twink ass with big toys [M]

So to start off I am now in my 30s but have been reminiscing about my high school experimentation years.
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I was a popular guy, always had a girlfriend and had no issues hooking up with girls my age. I was straight but did spend 1/2 my “porn time” looking up and jacking off to gay porn of all kinds. I assumed maybe this was normal? I was a small teen- literally 4ft 11 my freshman year but graduated at 6ft – always very thin but athletic. I played soccer, was semi grunge, and had shaggy blonde hair if that helps put a picture in your head.
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These particular memories are about teen me eagerly wanting to put anything and everything dick shaped in my ass as I was not ready to admit I may have wanted the real thing. It started small with permanent markers and hair brush handles and ended with an 8 inch plastic tool designed to help blenders mix better, deep in my ass.
I literally would use it, wash it and put it back in the rando drawer in the kitchen. I had a little stache in my closet with a dozen “toys”. They were all hard plastic toys, or tube shaped objects and my little ass was so tight I couldn’t ever get things as wide or deep as I wanted without extreme effort.
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Night at the Club

We went to swingers club for the first time.

We are a couple in late 40’s and she is smoking hot. Dark hair, 34c boobs, curvy but not overweight. Sexy as hell!! Went to Miami Velvet and at first there were not a lot of couples so we had a few drinks and got the tour of the premise. They have private rooms, group rooms, rooms with windows and rooms for couples. we stayed in the main area which had a dance floor and bar with couches all around. Not a lot going on at first, but around midnight, more couples starting coming in. One threesome couple, 2 girls and a guy took over the dance floor. The two girls got topless and were dancing with each other and making out in front of the guy who brought them. It was getting pretty hot to watch.

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I wanted to get my GF back into the group room. To my surprise she agreed and we went to the locker room and got naked except for a towel. We walked around for a bit and looked into the rooms thru the huge picture window each one had. Mostly guys standing around and watching the action going on. Every one was very respectful so my GF didn’t have a problem with it. Read more »

Buddy fun turns into orgy

I always had my suspicions about Nathen. Ever since high school, he carried himself with this inexplicable swagger. He was handsome of course, but always seemed to lack some depth for emotional connections. Based on our conversations, he had the capacity to carry his emotions, yet he never extended it to the girls that he was involved with. Something always seemed to be missing.

Nathen and I got to know each other through sports in school. He played opposite me on the soccer field—I played left wing, him right. He was also a fellow lightweight on the wrestling team, which offered me up the first opportunity to see what all the girls must have been gawking at.

His frame was small, much like my own, but he filled out the lower part of his singlet quite impeccably. I didn’t really get to see much from an anterior perspective, but on one occasion in which he was slightly overweight, he dropped his boxers to expose a chiseled posterior when stepping back onto the scale. Dimples graced his glutei like that of a gladiator. As soon as I noticed how this was making me feel, I immediately looked away. After all, I was straight and had a girlfriend. Read more »

[Group] The most epic sex I’ve ever had.

So a woman I was seeing and I decided we wanted to participate in some form of group sex, anything from a threesome to an orgy. Like most people we wanted to remain discreet, so we perused Craigslist (before they shut down Personal Ads). We found a local couple that was hosting a house party for a handful of couples which sounded like the perfect situation.

We KIK’d back and forth with them for a couple of days as we coordinated everything. They had about 5 sets of couples to include themselves lined up. All the rules had been established and agreed upon.

The day of the party came and the couple informed us that all the other couples had backed out so they were thinking of just cancelling. We had exchanged faceless pics with this couple and knew they had decent bodies so we told them we were still interested in playing with them if they were still interested. They said they were game so we planned on meeting at a local bar to chat for a bit first. Read more »

My first tinder fuck [MF]

This happened a few months ago now, j downloaded tinder after breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 years to get back in the game. I didn’t think much of tinder before but after these last few months, i am fucking loving it. For those who like to know I am 6′, muscular, and apparently extremely good looking from what people tell me. Read more »

I (23F) accidentally slept with my boyfriend’s identical twin brother and let him creampie me

I started seeing Anthony two months prior to this, casually at first. When we started sleeping together, he kept coming back after that. In the first few weeks, we didn’t tell each other much about our lives outside of sex.

We met at a bar while I was out with my girlfriends, and he was out with his friends. It had been convenient that there was an even number of girls and guys. When my friends and I had noticed, we picked out which one we wanted.

Of course I picked the tall, muscular one in the leather jacket. His hair was dark brown and slicked back, and his eyes were just as dark; a contrast to my light auburn hair and pale green eyes. I liked the way he looked at me, like he already knew exactly where he wanted the night to go with me.

“Hey,” he smiled at me when I approached, “I’m Anthony.” He held his hand out.

I shook it firmly, “I’m Daphne. How old are you?”

He eyed me warily, “does it matter?”

I smiled and shook my head, “no. I’m just filling space.” Read more »