Cutie Cumpire and the Subreddit [M-solo][MF][exhib]

*This is a spin-off from a standalone short I posted in* r/DirtyWritingPrompts*, called* [*Cutie Cumpire Goes to the Movies*](https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/pa4y2o/wp_its_well_known_cum_is_an_alternative_for_blood/ha4jk39?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)*. Check the comments/follow me for more stories in this series. Thank you to* u/TheDankSoulOfMan *for such a fun prompt!*

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Jasper had always had trouble getting condoms to stay on, to the point that he doubled up on contraceptives or just avoid PIV entirely. He’d never quite understood why, until his girlfriend Jenny said, “You just cum way more than normal. It’s weird.”

He’d thanked her for the insight and broken up with her shortly thereafter. And then alone on the couch in his little studio apartment, he’d gone down the search engine rabbit hole of ‘How much cum is normal’. After the strangely arousing experience of reading the Ejaculation Wikipedia page and watching a man in a black shirt burst eighteen inches into the air with clinical calmness, it was only another search and a few more clicks before Jasper ended up on r/RedditorCum.

Jasper learned two things in quick succession.

Filling each other’s void Part #02 [M/F]

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As Rick laid on the bed with his eyes closed, he began to search for a reason to justify his actions. He got to know Emma at the workplace twenty-odd years ago. He had just broken up with his then-girlfriend when Emma appeared as his new colleague. He was attracted to the sweet lady who treated everybody politely and one thing led to another. What followed was a whirlwind courtship and they were married a year later.

They were happy together, having common interests and similar values. Yet if he was to complain, sex was bland. Compared to his ex-girlfriends who were adventurous, Emma was shy when it came to sex. There were no fanciful positions nor variety, blowjob was reserved for special occasions like his birthday and she would never allow his mouth anywhere near her pussy. She would always say that it’s dirty and Rick gave up trying by the end of their first year in marriage. After the birth of James, their sex life was practically zero. Emma would always use taking care of James as the reason not to have sex and Rick would respect that.

Cafe Dulce

Fuck, he was hot, I though to myself as I put together another drink for the customers. “Tall, no whip, latter with cinnamon.” I called out. I handed the drink to a blonde that had went through way too much trouble putting her outfit together just to grab coffee. It was the guy right behind her that I was more focused on. Unfortunately, he was eyeing the blonde’s tight ass in her skinny jeans.

“Thanks,” she said. She had a nice smile, and seemed friendly enough.

“Have a good day,” I said reflexively.

“Thanks, you too.” She said. That surprised me, and I watched her practically float to a seat at a table with another guy. Her boyfriend, or friend maybe. She seemed way too hot for him, but I just shrugged.

“What can I get for you?” I said to the hot guy. Maybe a fit, overworked brunette with nice tits? I mentally offered myself up to him.

“Large coffee. Black.” He said. I nodded, letting my eyes linger over him for a few extra seconds. He was tall, dark hair, chiseled jaw and strikingly gray eyes. He definitely worked out, and even for a late Sunday morning, he had on slacks and a polo shirt that showed off his chiseled body and broad shoulders.

My Friend’s Girlfriend [MF][MMF][Outdoors][Swinging]

*All parties are consenting and over 18*

I got invited to what was supposed to be a party, nothing big or fancy, and certainly nothing wild. A small bonfire in the yard of an old high school friend. The plan was to have a small miniature reunion of people, but I was the only one to end up showing for various reasons. I preferred it that way as it was just myself, my friend, and his girlfriend. This guy was a good person, a great friend, and a total unabashed man-whore. He had one hell of a high school reputation for sleeping around. He never did it in a mean way, he was up front with what he wanted, and polite when told no, but he definitely got around all the same.

We lit the fire in his back yard, with no fences or trees to hide us from the road, and we started drinking. It was nice getting to meet his girlfriend, we hadn’t really been keeping in touch. She was average height and a little heavy, but very pretty with a soft face and eyes, and short black hair. Best of all she was very friendly, so the conversation flowed easily. We caught up on work stories, and then personal fun stories, and even skirted around sexy reminiscing, the whole time with her flirting with both of us in turn.

[M] The time I (M28 at the time) railed my best friends girl (F20) while he and my GF were out getting KFC

I’ve spoken previously about my propensity to cheat, and I always had a close relationship with my best friends girl. I was dating at the time, and we all used to hang out all the time.

There had been a lot of general flirting between me and his girlfriend, I’ll call Ella, but nothing inappropriate. One morning, we’re all feeling pretty hungover from an evening of drinking. We’re all wake from about 11am, getting hungry, and my friend – let’s call him Dave suggests we go and get KFC.

I’m in no state to move, so I just tell him I’m gonna plonk my ass down and play Call of Duty – Ella offers to keep me company. So Dave and my girl head off to KFC – which is probably about 20 minutes away by car.

Ella and I are just sitting playing the game, and she lays her head on my shoulder, so I wrap my arm around her, holding her side and just generally enjoying her company.

[MFF] Brought the waitress home from the reception

Two weekends ago, after photographing a reception in the late afternoon for a couple that got married last year. While packing up, one of the waitresses [23F] approached me [27M], and started talking about some general photography stuff until I was ready to go, which was when she asked if we could talk somewhere away from the rest of her coworkers. Fast forward a little, and we’re both in my car when she finally looks at me and asks if I do any erotic photography. Then begins confessing that her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she was feeling self conscious and one of her friends mentioned getting professional nudes taken. Usually at first I’m hesitant to bring up that side of my work, without having talked to a potential client for more than ten minutes, but I answered her honestly, then suggested we could talk more about it back at my place. Obviously she was hesitant about the request, but having seen me work around her the whole day, she was willing to take the risk, and after confirming with her she had both shots and playfully asking that I wasn’t going to kidnap her, we set off.

EST: Law & PUNISHMENT 44 The Pen Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM BDSM Anal Bondage Sexual Violnence)

These cases are the real reason why the Internal Sex Bureau Gangland has been formed.  Any case, name, event is purely fiction.  Butt the search for the truth will continue!  With ISB Gangland insurgents inserted into every facet of organized and gang type activities.
  This is their case, their story…
 
Staring at Cynthia’s body.  Shaking myself back to reality.  Sniffing the air to see how long she has been expired.  Hastily writing down a few observations in my notebook.
The room started to take shape.  Examining the place where lifeless body lay.  “A king sized bed butt with these covers” taking a step back.  My mind going through a rough night by herself.  Then a wild night with a lover.
Taking note of the cumforter.  How crinkled it was, how disarrayed it lay.  Finally moving to the foot of the bed.  Seeing how in carelessness this was crumpled as a afterthought.  Immediately scribbling some more notes in my notebook.  Taking notice of her body.  The way Cin’s feet were compared to the cumforter.  “The techs have already been all over this place snapping photos so…”  I start to roll the cumforter off the bed.  Gentle taking note of anything that would fall off.
Now seeing the imprint of a second body.  The image of its mouth roaming all over Cynthia’s body.  All over her pussy and ass, my cock stiffens even as I carefully write the texture of the area in between her legs.
Looking hard for evidence.  Dragging my pen along her lip until I see a stray hair in her matted pubic hairs.  Carefully picking it out as my face, my breath was so close.  Letting go of a held breath, letting the heat wash over that lifeless cunt as I straighten up.
Going back on the hunt.  Looking for anything else that might tell me her activities that lead to her death.  Tracing my pen from her bellybutton up to Cin’s breastbone.  Just barely touching the surface.  As more stray hairs had appeared.  Grabbing ahold of her breast.  Using my knuckles of my pointer and middle finger to seize her nipple.  The lift, the squeeze so I don’t disturb the stray hairs.
One by one each of these hairs is removed.  Dragging each one in a pattern as to not disturb the other.  Pulling so if she was still alive, if she could feel the wetness cuming to her cunt.  Once again smelling the air this time my nose picking up the saltines of sweat.
With the release of Cin’s tit.  The flexibility is still there even as my heated breath cascades down it’s luscious sides.  “Now to the other tit” I whispered despite me being the only one still breathing in this room.  The heat from my breath still washed down the other breast.  “Not seeing anything and nothing in her hair, no bruises on her face” as my attention went back to the spot where her companion lay.
  With each glance my pen scribbled new information.  With each wrinkle in the bed sheet the ink from my pen flowed onto the paper.  With every sent that hung in the air.  Every out of place strand of hair that I had found my pen was forming a picture.
“Now to flip you over” my word traveled into Cin’s dead ear, my breath still hot and would get her super wet if she was still with me.  Grabbing her breast, grabbing her hip one quick pull and she was on her side.  Holding on to Cin’s tit my hand slide to her crack while gravity took effect.  Giving her boob a squeeze, almost cursing myself for thinking that she felt any of this.
This new view gave me more insight into her relations, her activities…  Going over her hair, from the tips to the roots.  From the cascade of hair that decorates the pillow right down to the hair on the back of her neck.  My eyes zooming in closer, my head to follow.  The dampness of my breath making the back of her neck almost start to sweat as I examined the last of Cynthia’s hair.
Running my pen down her back.  Thinking about the last time this had happened thou not with a pen butt my finger.  Thinking how wet she was, how horny this had made her and with her last words before taking my cock between her tight thighs.  “If you ever do this to me again you better be prepared to fuck me till I can’t cum anymore” yes that still echoes in my head as if it happened yesterday.
Lifting the gentle touch of my pen as my eyes roamed over that great booty of her’s.  Looking at the muscle as it creased both of her butt cheeks.  “No fat here” even though my breath had invaded her little pucker.  “Found you” rolled from my tongue just like I was eating out her ass.  Picking that hair, that eyelash from the area between her pussy and butthole.  Letting my breath the same one I held one I found the last stray hair on her body go.  Washing over that incredible booty, falling in the slim crevice of her cheeks.  Drifting over her asshole as the swirling hot wind settled on her cold cunt.
 
Looking into her eyes as I rolled her back over.  Seeing the passion, she must have had to utterly destroy this king sized bed.
 
“Good work RJ.  You have passed with…  With fucking flying colors” Drill Instructor Etta said.  Getting the astonishment though the PA system.
 
“So are you going to pound me” this was not a question.  I definitely meant it cuz last night I told him the next time he traced my spine that he would fuck me!  Looking down at his cock.  Seeing the pounding, seeing its heartbeat.
Looking at his notes.  Getting wet just from this sketch of me with… my girlfriend.  Instant wetness and the need to fuck him in thanks for this amazing drawing.  Swinging my legs over the bed.  Having that I need you, I need your cock buried deep in my…
 
Crossing her legs.  Laying back while stretching those legs straight up.  Showing me her wet snatch, her gapping asshole ready for my cock!  “I did promise now didn’t I” saying this to no one as my cock lead me to her.  “Cin I promised” arresting her ankles.  Pinning them over my left shoulder.  Shuttering as my cock pierced her tight little ass.  Instantly feeling her orgasm as her fingers followed my cock in through her cunt.
 
“OooOoooOoooo fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm” I breathed hard letting go of any stress that he had built by tracing my body with his pen, teasing my insides with the gentle touch of that damned Vibra-pen.  Purposely avoiding any and all areas of sexual gratification and daring me not to cum!
Feeling his cock, his balls as my asshole stretched.  As my tri fingered fucked my tight cunt.  Humping the air despite the dual penetration.  My breath a thing of the past as my body screamed out for each orgasm that crushed my insides.  Making that narrow strip of hair get turned on with every pull on them, every breath that I take, hell just to look at RJ my first male lover. 
My cunt throbbed, knowing that one huge O was on the horizon.  Holding back the best I could butt with the two of us pounding on my body…  “Yes I…  Can I…  Ooooh fuck…”
 
Sensing that the most massive O was near.  Making the most questionable move of my time.  Switching holes when she was so close!  Banging so hard on that ass.  Pulling back a little to much.  Having her gapping asshole left open, stabbing her hot pussy while she was still finger fucking herself.  Stretching that hole!  Getting a massive wave of cum.  Watching her eyes roll back in her head while the both of us rammed on her pussy!
“Fuck” I stammered as my own orgasm hit me.  Slamming my cock back into her super tight hole.  Feeling her body trash about, her cum to leak out around my cock!  The only thing I could do is scream out that I was cuming too!  “cuMmm yes… Now nOoow Ooooh fuckkk yesssssssss!”
Holding on to her neck.  Letting her legs spread around me.  My dick still buried deep in her wet cunt as I jerked her up.  “Promised and delivered” I said breathlessly.  Looking at the secondary deviation we left the king sized bed in.  Sheet pulled free.  With her body being the sheet Angel as my cock first pierced her waiting dirty hole.  The first orgasm as her feet where pointed straight up.  The first before her hand joined in my sexual delight…  Before I watched her deep throat all three of her fingers to clean the cum from them!  Before I felt Cin pulling my cock!  Not with her hands butt with her mouth.  Sucking every taste of her cum that stained my rod…  Yes, I creamed again so deep in her mouth.  The feeling was incredible especially to have your partner back from the dead, giggles.

Can Swingers & Swing Dancing save a Marriage?

***”Swing Dancing” by Clit Club***
*(This is a preview of a short erotic story that you can currently read for FREE on Kindle here:* [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DBSBC2G](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DBSBC2G)*)*
**I**
“You’re thinking too much,” Mick said, his quiet voice bouncing around the studio. “You both are. Swing…you have to get out of your head to dance it. It’s about listening to your body, and letting it lead you.” He took a sliding step toward me, and I took a sliding step back.
“Just like that,” he said. He smiled with white, well-tended teeth, and I could smell something sweet on his breath – mango, maybe, or berries.
I glanced over at my husband, Danny, who stood off to the side with Mick’s girlfriend, Mila. His gaze was fixed on us, Mick and me, and though his body was stiff, he wasn’t tense – intrigued, maybe, and certainly alert. Mila stood up on her toes to whisper in Danny’s ear. There were shivers down my spine at the way her mouth curled around her words, though they were inaudible to me.
Mila led Danny onto the dance floor, and Mick said, “They look good together.” He slid a foot outward and gave a little hop backward.
I followed his movements, and let thoughts of right and wrong steps slip out of my mind until all that was left was my breath, my shoes tapping the warped wooden floor, the space between Mick’s body and my own – and the junctures at which our bodies met.
As our feet slid and scraped along the creaking floor, our torsos were propelled in and outward, creating with our bodies a series of smooth circles, moving in time.
My hair, black, thick, and a little wild, bounced around my body, and Mick’s light touches lit me up – like tantalizing droplets of rain running down my long body, pooling in the crotch of my thong.
Mick swung my body around his own, breathily saying, “Yes, yes! You’re doing so well!”
I glanced toward Danny. He’d unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt and small curls of chest hair were visible. Mila placed her hand over the v of his shirt.
Danny was flushed. I recognized that little frown he wore on his face. It was the one he reserved for me – for me while I lay under him, or on top of him, or next to him, moving my hips and hands against him. It was the face he made when he wanted to be touched.
**II**
“Danny! You’re stepping all over me!” I looked down at my little red heels. I’d dug them out of the back of the closet for tonight. I’d had to wipe the dust off them, too. My husband, sweet and clumsy, was leaving scuffs all along the toes.
“Oh!” Danny said. “My bad, baby.”
“Oh well.” I blew a wayward strand of hair from my face and tried not to be annoyed. “We’re doing better than we were last week.” Our dance instructor sent a brief glance our way as she guided another couple, who were, thankfully, even more hopeless than Danny and I.
“One, two, three…” Danny mumbled, his hands firm as he dragged us both across the floor like twin robot buffalos, no grace or precision – and certainly no beauty in our movements.
I made a few harsh sounds as Danny yanked me, and he made similar ones when I yanked him – though, despite our jerkiness, we laughed. If we weren’t going to be good dancers, we might as well be happy ones.
Across the room was a young couple in their mid twenties, maybe. Their air was easy, like wind rustling the leaves of willowy trees. The woman wore a thin white dress with a short, pleated skirt, which billowed around her as she moved. Her partner, leanly muscled and dark-skinned, had a soft smile on his face.
They were careless, and looked over at Danny and me at frequent intervals. As they spun, I saw that the woman wore no bra, and the outline of her breasts heaving as she danced made both my harsh sounds and my laughs catch in my throat.
Danny danced me toward the edge of the room, and our bodies came together, smashing into one another, and then they separated roughly. My hand fell from Danny’s and my heels caught a crack in the floor.
“Oh!” I gasped, as I began to fall backward.
**III**
My body made an acute angle with the hardwood, and seemed to move in slow motion. I scrunched my eyes and braced myself, but the impact never came.
I was so near the floor that the ends of my hair brushed it. I unpinched my tight face, and peeked one eye open, like a scared child checking for monsters under the bed.
But what I found when I opened my eyes was hardly a monster – or it was, at least, a very handsome one.
His eyes were large and dark and held all the concern in the world for me. Behind him, a little white dress fluttered.
“Are you alright?”
“Yes,” I said, feeling his muscles rippling against my body. “Thank you.”
He brought my body back to a standing position, though I still felt like my legs would give out at his disarming smile. He looked down at me as though he was deciding which bite of me would taste best.
Danny brought his arm to the small of my back, and my body grew hot and nervous at my husband’s touch and a stranger’s gaze.
“Yes, thank you,” Danny said. “We’re such klutzes.”
The man laughed, and his dance partner came forward and pressed her body against his.
“We all have to start somewhere,” she said. “I’m Mila. This is my boyfriend, Mick.”
“Danny.”
“Nicole. Clearly we’re new to this.”
“Well,” Mick said, glancing briefly at his girlfriend with a charming smile, “why don’t we give you a few pointers?”
**IV**
“God,” I said. “It’s been, what, two months since Danny and I slept together?” I took a sip of my drink, and held the straw between my teeth as I continued to speak. “And more like two years since we’ve done it with the lights on.”
“I’m telling you, Nikki, you just need to get out of that house. Go out, go move your body.”
“We have date night every Thursday.”
“When you have a standing date night – same time, same place – don’t you think that kind of misses the point?” my friend asked. He reached across the bar and held my hand. “Wear something hot, do something fun, fuck until you pass out – and, I swear to god, Nikki, do not even think about putting on a nose strip before bed.”
When the music stopped, Mick and I didn’t immediately break apart. Instead, he placed a hand on my back and led me to where Danny and Mila stood. I couldn’t remember the last time someone other than my husband touched me like that. And yet, when Danny saw it, there was no jealousy on his face.
Couples slowly filtered out of the room, some bottlenecked just outside the door, chatting, women changing their heels for sneakers, rubbing the arches of their feet, and men untucking their shirts and rolling up their sleeves, combing back their sweaty hair.
The four of us – Danny and Mick and Mila and I – were like a single organism, each of us entwined with each of the others, moving and breathing together, mimicking, as we talked and swallowed and blinked, a murmuration of starlings.
I was surprised to hear my own voice as I said, “Please, you two should come over for drinks.”

My Best Friend’s Girlfriend (Part 3) [MF]

I stared at Hazel, the lust in my body refueling with her words.

She smirked at me as she stood up on her knees, giving me a view of her beautiful tits once again. Even after seeing them just minutes ago, I was still in awe of their beauty.

Hazel began slowly lowering her pants off her legs, leaving her only in her panties. They were the same as the ones she had worn last night. To think that I had been in shock when we were masturbating in the same room, when just hours later we would be having sex in my bed.

Even through her panties, I could see just how wet she was—she had been wanting this just as much as I had. Her panties were tight and hardly covered her. Just one look at them drove me crazy.

“Lay down,” I said, motioning to the spot next to me on the bed. Hazel complied, laying face-up on the bed.

I got up and crawled over to her legs. I was enjoying myself too much, so it was only right to return the favor to her.

My Best Friend’s Girlfriend (Part 3) [MF]

I stared at Hazel, the lust in my body refueling with her words.

She smirked at me as she stood up on her knees, giving me a view of her beautiful tits once again. Even after seeing them just minutes ago, I was still in awe of their beauty.

Hazel began slowly lowering her pants off her legs, leaving her only in her panties. They were the same as the ones she had worn last night. To think that I had been in shock when we were masturbating in the same room, when just hours later we would be having sex in my bed.

Even through her panties, I could see just how wet she was—she had been wanting this just as much as I had. Her panties were tight and hardly covered her. Just one look at them drove me crazy.

“Lay down,” I said, motioning to the spot next to me on the bed. Hazel complied, laying face-up on the bed.

I got up and crawled over to her legs. I was enjoying myself too much, so it was only right to return the favor to her.