[M]y birthday threesome

I’ve been thinking about past birthdays today. I lived in a house of 5 or more roommates and that doesn’t include girlfriends or just people crashing there for a few weeks.The place had no ac so me and my girlfriend at the time slept in the nude. This is important because in the middle of the night all my roommates and other friends burst into my room with a cake that looked like they put lighter fluid on it instead of candles.

I had the option of letting them smash this cake on my face and cover my cock or just go balls out and push the cake on one of them. Well I don’t like cake all over me so I sat up and started throwing cake on as many people as I could. Most of my roommates knew about my size but a couple people didn’t. And that fact is important for later also.

[MF] My girlfriend (18F) agreed to let me post her incredible ass on Reddit

I posted the other day about my girlfriends amazing ass:

> I love my girlfriend. She’s sweet, shy (well, socially, anyway), and adorable as hell. She’s also slim and petite and through a dedicated workout routine has developed a nuclear-weapons-grade ass. It is just magnificent. In a skirt she draws stares, but when that big beautiful booty is swaying back and forth down the beach swallowing up a little thong bikini you can see the jaws drop. One dude in a group will notice and alert all his friends, an entire family’s heads will be swiveling in unison as we walk by, lifeguards will suddenly find an excuse to use their binoculars, etc.

>Don’t get me wrong, my favorite thing about her ass is that I get to lay hands on it. But the public response is pretty damn fun, too.

I deleted the post because, well, I hadn’t told her about it, and the comments were getting wild. But that night I mentioned the whole thing to her and her eyes got wide and she was like, “really?” I asked her how she’d feel about sharing it on Reddit and she blushed (she’s super cute guys) and finally said that I could share a shot from behind without her face and wearing a skirt. I said, “okay, but what about a thong?” And she giggled and said, “not yet.”

(M4F) My First Gilf, II

Gail and I are in the kitchen and we just sit and talk about a few more things. Mostly about our respective jobs and we having a similar tastes in music, movies and places we have both traveled to and etc. She’s a mother of three, divorced and Mandy is her youngest grandchild. I was alittle amazed with the resemblance between her and Mandy saying, “when I first had saw the two of them, I had thought that they were ‘mother & daughter or older sister & younger sister?’ “But alot of people who don’t actually know them say they same thing.” Gail says. “Most of the girls in the family take after great grandma” and at one time, she used to model.” Surprised, but looking at her closely I could see it. Gail does have those looks that were popular for a model once apon a time even after having three kids. But I couldn’t help myself from asking, “what about your ex?” “No need to worry about him, he moved to another state, has a girlfriend & I hadn’t seen or heard from him in years,” she just casually says. I told her I was with someone for a few years but the relationship really wasn’t going anywhere and then when her family wanted to move out of state, to join other family members so she decided to go with them. And I had seen other people here & there, afterwards but they didn’t come to anything serious and that I was pretty much single. She asks me if a wanted a ‘drink’ and I asked, “what did she have?” And she did have some imported Dutch beer, wine and some aged Kentucky bourbon. Seeing it was too early for the bourbon, I go with the imported beer and she gets herself a glass of wine. She gets a new bottle of wine from the mini wine cooler under her kitchen counter that she has as I just sit there & watch her get it as she as to bend down in her old cut off blue jean shorts, wondering what kind of panties does she have on & is she trimmed or shaved under it? And I just walk up behind her and put my hand on her nice full ass cheek and give it a nice feel. “Ummm, do you like what you see?” Turning her head around, batting her eye lashes in that sexy old school kind of way. “Hmmm, Yeah.” Was all I could come up with as she stands up and faces me, I take the chilled bottle out of her hand & place it on the counter and kiss her again. She presses her body against mines as our lips meet, seeing that she closed her eyes right before I did as our hands go all over each other’s backsides. Surprised on just how sweet she tastes with this kiss even better that the last one as I’m kissing her. We pause to catch our breaths and break away just in time as Mandy comes into the kitchen for a cold drink in the fridge, she must have known what we were doing but she didn’t say anything and just went on to get what she wanted and went back to livingroom.

A Convenient Affair: Ch. 3 – A Helping Hand [M/38/F/44] [Affair][Con][Slow burn][Cheat]

*sorry for the long wait, this one is a little longer as I didn’t want to tease at the end for you guys anymore! As always, ay feedback and suggestions are welcome!*

Nicholas turned into the driveway at his house. He sighed as he saw Stacey was already there, knowing full well how those two would jump on Lee once Tina made it known where he’d be going. *Just like how you want to jump on Lee…*As the afternoon went on, the thoughts lingered and just grew stronger. He had debated taking care of himself before heading over, thinking it would be less trouble for him at dinner. But with Stacey and Tina in the house, he honestly didn’t want to spend any more time there than what he had to. He let out a sigh and turned the door handle to enter the house.

He entered the kitchen and heard the obnoxious cackling of Tina and Stacey. They quieted slightly as they heard him set the take out bags on the kitchen counter, getting everything together to take out to them. He proceeded to put everything together and took their dinner out to them. Tina took her plate from him, trying to be cute.

The magical early days of discovering great sex [FF]

It’s hard to explain a sexual awakening. I had enjoyed sex before, but when I met my ex girlfriend it’s like the world changed and I could suddenly see color. She was the first person I was with who I was genuinely attracted to, and it was like I magically understood what sex was supposed to be like. That’s really, really confusing when you’re attracted to multiple genders.

We got so kinky, so fast, and it all felt very instinctual, but I was coming to terms with my own hang ups.

M was one of my more volatile relationships. We would grow to resent the fuck out of each other, but there was a magical period when we first got together where everything was right.

I was a fucking addict though. I spent all my time fucking her, getting myself off while I thought of fucking her, or counting down the hours until I could fuck her again.

I wanted her so badly, constantly. It killed me.

*Weirdly enough, that’s actually the semester that the LSAT “clicked” for me. I’m very productive when I’m obsessed with sex.*

Holiday tinder hook up turns into three nights of ecstasy – Parts 1 & 2 [M][F]

*This is a long one, if you want to jump straight to the sex go to the —*

I had flown to Brisbane for a week-long vacation. The intention was to kick back, relax and spend some time on my own. I only had three goals; see an old friend, go to the theme park and attend a vampire-themed cabaret. I had gotten quite comfortable being alone in my home city, but being far away from home took away some of my confidence and I was nervous about going into the city for dinner on my first night alone.

I turned on my tinder, I haven’t used it in months because I didn’t need it back home. I updated my bio to let people know I was just traveling through and I got a few bites, and honestly there were only two strong contenders, and Cameron won me over because my inner Avril Lavine just can’t turn down a skater boy. We chatted for a little longer and I mentioned I wanted to go to the strip club. “Not gonna lie, girls getting lap dances is possibly one of the hottest things” he replied. Fucking excellent, I knew from that instant we were going to get on very well.

My girlfriend [F] 24 went to the movies with a FWB [M] 23. I [M] 25 sat right next to them without him knowing.

My girlfriend, Addison, is a 5’4 Asian woman who all the guys turns their heads to when she enters the room. She has the perfect, full lips that you’d kill to see wrapped around your cock. She has the perfect legs that leads up to a nice round ass that guys and girls look at on the beach. Her B cup tits were perfect for her hour glass frame.

Her FWB, Mark, was 6 ft tall skinny guy with a 8 inch cock. No exaggeration. I even have a video of her playing and jerking him off.. her hand looked tiny.

Addison and I were diving into our open relationship. At this point, the guys she played with thought she was cheating on me and most of those guys don’t know who I am. Just that she has a boyfriend. I think that made them want her more.

We decided it would be hot if she went on a date with her fwb and I got to watch from afar. We skipped the typical dinner date as it may look weird if I’m the only guy around a restaurant and get caught staring. So we decided on seeing a movie.

[MFF] Helping A Friend.

About a year ago I was hanging with my girlfriend and a friend of hers. I was just chilling doing some work on my computer and they were doing the usual girl talk. I mostly tuned it out until they started talking about her friends sex life. I had one ear bud in and they must have thought I had the other one in too. Haha.

After listening to them talk for a few minutes I come to understand that her friend has not gotten laid in a long time, about 8-9 months. I was appalled to hear this as this girl was short, blonde, and fit. Absolutely beautiful. She had all the right curves and everything a man should want. “How the hell has she not been fucked in 8 months?!”, I thought to myself.

I didn’t really care to find out because soon they had realized that I could hear them and now they were both staring at me. The situation was incredibly awkward so to attempt to kill the awkwardness I offered to help with her situation. My girlfriend immediately was opposed but her friend eyed my for a second and begged my girlfriend for a chance.

[MF] I fucked a Lesbian at a festival in exchange for some weed now she became my fuckbody

I went to a festival in summer, and we met a another group that we like hang out with and so , and there was a lesbian couple in that group , one was kind off a tomboy and her girlfriend was so feminin..

Anyway I kinda packed a lot of weed for the weekend , and like they had none so like well I let them smoke with me .. but then during the festival, the tomboy came up to me and like asked for a bunch so they can smoke together at night so I asked her for some money but she didn’t have any ..

So I told her I’m not giving it for free but we can quickly go to my tent where she can earn it ..

I don’t know why I said that to a tomboy , she was cute honestly but not feminine at all, but something about the fact that she’s a lesbian just made me give it a try !

But ofcourse she kinda got mad and told me that’s not happening… so I just went back to listen to the music and dance … but like after few minutes she came back and approached me like as if she was telling me let’s do it

Girl[F]riend and I [M]: A Night of suggestions

“Why don’t you, me and John give a kiss?” – my girlfriend suggested.

There it was. Out of nowhere (kinda). I felt a lot of things at that moment and my only response was to say “Never. I can’t do it. Not now not ever.”
I joked around for years in our relationship that we should do a threesome with one of her friends but I mean, I never really expected it to happen, I’ve always said it as a way to mess with her. And now, she splatters this idea all over my face.

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How it happened: Saturday, night out with some friends in the beginning of the year.
We were all at our usual spot where we drink and then go to the main bar in the city to dance. Around 5:15 when it closes, and after playing with her at the start of the night saying we should kiss (me, my gf and her friend Mary), that’s when she said it.

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Back to the reaction: Now I just stay there and I say “I would never do that”. She responds, well, but you wanted with Mary so I can give you that first, let me bring her.