I’ve been thinking about past birthdays today. I lived in a house of 5 or more roommates and that doesn’t include girlfriends or just people crashing there for a few weeks.The place had no ac so me and my girlfriend at the time slept in the nude. This is important because in the middle of the night all my roommates and other friends burst into my room with a cake that looked like they put lighter fluid on it instead of candles.
I had the option of letting them smash this cake on my face and cover my cock or just go balls out and push the cake on one of them. Well I don’t like cake all over me so I sat up and started throwing cake on as many people as I could. Most of my roommates knew about my size but a couple people didn’t. And that fact is important for later also.