This story, like all the stories I intend to share with this account, happened while I was drunk. I do not claim to be a good person. In fact, I would venture to say that, when I’m intoxicated (which is pretty frequently), I’m a pretty abhorrent person.
But I digress. You’re not here for morals. You’re here to read about the time I fucked my roommate’s girlfriend. This happened just a few days ago on our last night of school.
My roommate (we’ll call him John) and I are pretty good friends. We met on the first day of Freshmen year and are pretty tight. Last year he began to date a very cute girl, who we will call Lexi. Lexi is a very petite girl. She’s around 5’2”, weighs maybe 100-110 pounds, has nice firm B cups and a tight, little ass, and she has red hair. She reminds me very much of a young Alison Hannigan.