I’ve posted a handful of stories on this sub, and most of them make me look like an expert in bed. I mean, I hope that’s how they make me look, because I am a master now. I got my certification in the mail a few weeks ago. Don’t ask me where I got it from. You will know when you’re ready.
I didn’t start out as a master, though. In fact, I got started pretty late in life. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 20. I’m not sure what the average for a man is, but I’d imagine it’s a little younger than that. Most of my friends were having sex a few years before me. They’d tell me, “Oh, man. Just you wait. Once you feel a pussy for the first time…there’s no going back!” And I was like *unzips pants* “Oh yeah? Tell me more about these magical pussies!”
You see, I was a pretty shy/nervous dude back then. I blame my parents, ’cause that’s the easy thing to do. That’s a life hack for you. Blame every terrible quality you have on your parents. It takes a lot of weight off your shoulders. I was really shy and didn’t have many interactions with the opposite sex. I had only kissed three girls at age 20! I HAD ONLY FELT ONE BOOB…A SINGLE BOOB AND IT WAS COVERED BY A SWEATSHIRT!