Everyone jokes about trans/ladyboy/traps in Thailand, but I’d never thought I’d be fooled; it’s pretty obvious if you look for the Adam’s apple or hands, right?
Wrong! Especially when alcohol is involved!
I was with a bunch of guys on a bachelors party in Thailand, it was extremely late and we ended the night in an almost topless bar (the girls had no tops on but had pastie stickers on their nipples so you couldn’t see it all). I was approached by a very petite Thai girl with big brown eyes. She may have only just been 5ft, and was very slim with a nice firm ass and with boobs slightly bigger than her frame, definitely fake.
She took a shine to me and was constantly stroking my arm and finding excuses to make sure I was ok. The group I was with were starting to go back to the hotel and a couple were not alone ;) if you catch my drift. I didn’t know the etiquette but I was single at the time and thought to myself why not? It was in the early hours of the morning and she was pretty… I asked if she’d like to come back to mine. She explained in broken English that she had to stay and but for not very many Baht I could get a private dance upstairs. Ok why not!