it was a sunny day. johnny (played by my favorite pornstar ever johnny sins) has no idea what sex is because of his bad childhood. he is 30. he lives with his mom. johnny decided to go to the zoo with his mom when he gets to the zoo, he sees two monkeys banging each other.
johnny: what are they doing
johnnys mom: nothing
johnny: that is impossible it is impossible to do nothing. you are always doing something. even if youre dead youre doing something which is being dead.
johnnys mom: lets go look at something else
johnny: mom i want to know what the monkeys are doing. please tell me
johnnys mom: i am going to the bathroom
johnnys mom goes to the mens bathroom and has an experience with two gloryholes.
johnnys mom: give it to me baby
gloryhole person 1: i will need to check your stall to see if youre really a girl i have had a gay experience before and i dont want it to happen again
gloryhole person 1 sees that johnnys mom is really a girl and then he goes back to his stall and puts his wiener in the hole, gloryhole person 2 puts his wiener in the other hole.
johnnys mom gives gloryhole person 1 a blowjob and gloryhole person 2 a handjob.
back to johnny.
a zoo keeper who is a girl walks by johnny.
johnny: what are the monkeys doing miss
zoo keeper who is a girl: they are having sexual intercourse
johnny: what is sexual intercourse
zoo keeper: when you put your wiener in a vagina
johnny: what is a vagina
zoo keeper takes off her pants and underwear and points to her vagina.
johnny: that looks like ham
zoo keeper: put your wiener in it
johnny takes off his pants and underwear and puts his wiener inside. the position is doggy style.
zoo keeper: oh yeah ah wahh ehehehfe
johnny nuts prematurely.
zoo keeper: its ok it happens to every guy
zoo owner: what the absolute fuck why are your pants off and why do you have semen on your face youre fired
zoo keeper: what if i gave you a blowjob
zoo owner: no i have a happy marriage with my wife
zoo keeper: sure you do
then a monkey walks out of the cage and then goes on a bloody rampage and kills the zoo keeper and the zoo owner.
johnny: Ahhhhh!!
johnnys mom comes back with semen on her face.
johnnys mom: oh no a bloody rampage is happening ahhhh lets get out johnny
johnny: alright
they walk out and then a cannibal bites off johnnys moms leg and she is about to die of blood loss
johnny: noo mom noo
johnnys mom: johnny i always loved you i may have never said it but now i am. i love you johnny
johnny: i love you too ma.
johnny cries and kills the cannibal with the powers of karate.
the sky becomes red and then a bunch of zombies and skeletons show up and so does a werewolf named marty.
marty: haha i am MARTY
johnny: i will use my magic power blue beam on you marty!!!
johnny unleashes his magic power blue beam with his hands and then kills marty with his rage and anger.
old man: good job
johnny: who are you
old man: i am president joe biden
johnny: hi joe biden im johnny
joe biden: hi johnny i present you this medal of awesomeness. you will be known in history. april 23 will now be known as johnny day.
johnny: yay!
joe biden: lets kill these stupid zombies and skeletons
johnny: agreed
joe biden whips out a machine gun and shoots zombies and skeletons. johnny uses his magic power blue beam on them. the sky turns blue again. they celebrate. then kim jong un walks over to johnny.
johnny: go away kim jong un i dont like you
kim jong un: i am not kim jong un rips off face i am your father
johnny: dad youre back. why did you leave mom
johnnys dad: i regret leaving your mother every day of my life. not a day passes without regrets. i want to say im sorry to her. where is she
johnny: she is dead.. a cannibal killed her.
johnny and his dad cry. 2 year time skip. johnny and his dad are now scientists who discovered the key to bringing johnnys mom back to life.
johnnys dad: the key to bringing your mom back to life.. is… your poop
johnny takes a poop on his dads hand and then the poop transforms into his mom.
johnny: mom youre back!!
then the zoo keeper from earlier walks in.
johnny: oh my god its you zoo keeper who i had sexual intercourse with. i thought you were dead
zoo keeper: i am an android clone. i was built by the evil dr karl.
johnny: thats great, wait you said evil?
zoo keeper: yes i am going to kill you
johnny uses his magic power blue beam on the zoo keeper before she can kill johnny.
johnny: awesome i did it.
then the president joe biden and vice president kamala harris give johnny another medal and a cake. hooray for johnny! the end.
Tag: Gay
[MOD POST] May 2021 Contest
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**Current Winner:** **April 2021 Theme: Wholesome** [u/poorlibb](https://www.reddit.com/u/poorlibb/)**’s** [Last night, I got to fulfill my fantasy of fucking a virgin. [FM]](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mkza8p/last_night_i_got_to_fulfill_my_fantasy_of_fucking/)
**May 2021 Theme:** **Stranger**
Sometimes stranger sex is just as wild as fwb sex. The excitement of not knowing. The mystery of who the other person is. Maybe it was spur of the moment. Maybe it was unintentional. Share your Stranger story with us!
[MF] That time a gay guy got me laid by a girl whose name I didn’t know
I live near a ski town that I’ve frequented since I was little. Many of my friends have cabins there. As we got older, we began using these cabins for cheap escapes since most of us had just started working and had little to no money. Free accommodations always made the trip better.
When I was 23, one of my buddies invited me up to a mutual friend’s cabin for his birthday. The first day was just guys and it was pretty fun. The family had asked if we could chop a tree down and we obliged. What we didn’t know was that the fucking tree was like 100′ tall. Took us like 12 hours, 140 beers, lunch and dinner, and god knows how many cigs and ounces of weed. But by the days end we were hammered, sore, and tired.
The guy with the cabin, call him Marco, is a chef. We woke up to a wonderful breakfast, all this with his birthday being the following day. Apparently, we’d saved the family quite a bit of money by chopping the tree down. Then he announced that 8 girls would be joining us in the day and staying the night in the cabin with us. This was a sweet deal since most of the bedrooms were occupied by us already.
You finished inside your wife, but she wasn’t finished [Str8] [FM] [cheating]
This is a fantasy my wife and I have talked about and role-played. Whenever we have sex in the morning an I go to work, she teases me about how horny she is the rest of the day. In this fantasy, she finds a way to satisfy those needs. (I am not a cuckold and don’t enjoy humiliation. This is a very specific fantasy that would never happen, but excites both of us when we role play).
My wife woke me up with her hand stroking my morning erection through my underwear. I was surprised and excited. She slipped off my boxers and said, “Mmmmmm,” her hand gripping my shaft and pulling down. She stroked for a few seconds, then teased the tip with her fingertips playing with the drop of precum that appeared. She moved her head down and licked it off, sending shivers down my spine.
She sucked on the tip for a bit, still holding the shaft tightly. I moved my hips up slightly, silently encouraging her to stroke harder and take more into her mouth. But she loosened her hand and just stroked gently, while licking and suckling the sensitive head.
Big cocks are the best for titty fucking
This is a continuation of the long story I shared yesterday. I’m in Prague with Johnny, he shot softcore gay porn and I helped out his boner, leading us to a good long night of sex. The next day, we had our hotel breakfast, got on a taxi and went into the nearby hills for a shoot. It was a really beautiful setting for some nice, simple nudes with a photographer who really knew how to get the most out of Johnny and his beautiful physique. In the afternoon we did some more sight seeing. On our way back to the hotel, Johnny went into a chemist with a sly smile. He came out with a bottle of body lotion and told me it was an adequate lube for his plans this evening.
After dinner, we were in our room, sharing a bottle of wine. Moravian white wine isn’t bad. Johnny took out the bottle of lotion and explained: Since he was a little boy he had been fascinated by boobs, and titty fucking was his passion, except he had never really tried it. His girlfriends had always (he was 20 at the time) had small to medium breasts, and it didn’t feel right. He wanted that from me, but he hadn’t dared ask last night because we didn’t seem to have any lube. No wonder he got so easily hard when I let him motorboat me on the porn set!
My one time as a fluffer
This story is about my childhood friend Johnny. We’re the same age, and grew up knowing each other, although we were never class mates or close friends. He’s now a beautiful man, tall and blond, and thanks to football, basketball and gymnastics, he grew up with a great looking body. For a while, he made good money modelling.
He didn’t do high fashion, but he was in demand to do catalog work, and did a lot of brand underwear. He filled out those boxers very, very well, I can tell you that. He got offered posing for gay magazines and could make a lot more money that way. Most of the time, it would be teasing only, but for some shoots, he was naked, and some even showing of his hard cock.
I was known as a sex friendly and an open minded person in our circles, and Johnny got really close at this time. I’m pretty sure he was insecure about the gay work, but he also needed the money. I saw all his work, and tried to keep his spirit up when he doubted himself. Photoshoots in Denmark lead to shoots abroad, and things got a little naugthy. Trips to Prague or to Budapest. These were nude shoots, there would be hard cocks and they occassionally asked him to pose for softcore with another guy.
[MFFFFFFF] Spurting Cream Into, Onto or Very Close to Human Females
[WELCOME TO THE MEDITATION CENTERS](https://jeremiah-moze.vids.io/videos/a79ddcb41f1cedca2e/spurting-sacred-ejaculate-mp4)
This talk is about spurting cream *into*, *onto* or *very close* to beautiful naked women.
**Many people have sent e-mails, wanting to know more about our sex rituals.** They want to know exactly what we do when we light candles, and kneel in front of our altars. They want to know what words we say, and what sexual positions we use.
I really cannot tell you all those details. Only initiated members of our Lodges are taught those things. I *can* talk about our rituals in general ways. **I can compare our rituals to the kinds of sex we have all seen seen in porn and in our own lives.**
The most important ritual action is Roscoe spurting his sacred ejaculate *into*, *onto* or *very close* to beautiful naked women. The beautiful naked women are Sacred Followers of Roscoe Forthright. Most are heterosexual or bisexual. **Even our gay and lesbian Followers enjoy seeing Roscoe spurt his sacred ejaculate. We all enjoying seeing cream spurt from joyful erections.**
[MM] being used by two cousins
I was out of town a couple of days for a conference from work. On Friday night I was drinking with these two dudes I met there. I think they were cousins. By the end of the night and we being completely drunk, I invited them to go to my hotel room. There the chat continued and we slowly went into horny topics. One of the guys was bi like me. The other one was straight. At least until that day.
We started talking about our sexual accomplishments and the talk got so horny and we were so drunk we ended up jerking off. I couldn’t take my eyes out of their cocks, and they noticed, one of them joked asking me if I wanted them to fuck me, and even tough I knew it was a joke and I laughed, I actually said yes. That’s how drunk I was, and that’s how drunk they were because after a little discursion we were all set on doing it.
Best Friend’s Sister
Best Friend’s Sister
It was 3:00pm when I arrived at Sam’s place for the football game. He greeted me with a grin, “it’s about damn time,” he said as I handed him the beer that I brought as my contribution for the event.
From the look on his face he’d been at it for a bit. “Just in time for shots,” he exclaimed.
Against my better judgment, I thought, “why not?” As I rounded into the kitchen to see some other friends. I made my rounds quickly as they had gathered around the kitchen island, each with a shot of tequila in front of them. Sam wedged his way between me and Rob, one of the others bracing for some rapid consumption of Sam’s favorite Don Julio.
“This is for you, my good friend. Prepared with love.”
“The only thing that I’d expect, man! Thanks” I exclaimed as I looked over my shoulder. At that point Lacy walked in from the hallway connected to the bedroom, and our eyes met. She shared a half smile as she pushed a Lock of her hair behind her ear.
Finding out his friend is actually a girl (and has a crush on him)
Alex had been seeing this new guy, David. He came up to her on orientation day and was super friendly. Usually she wouldn’t go for guys like him but David had a certain charm and innocence to him that she found hard to resist. He was a looker, definitely didn’t have any problems with the ladies. When he approached her it didn’t seem like he was trying too hard or just trying to get in her pants. He just seemed genuinely interested in talking to her. After a bit of back and forth after an hour he had asked her out for drinks and she agreed. She had a great time. They chugged down a copious amount of beer and he was surprisingly open as a person. Most guys tried to avoid certain topics when talking to women but he just came right out with it. That kind of genuineness was hard to come by and Alex found herself strangely attracted to it.