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What does losing my job and living below a rotting corpse have in common? Me. I’ll tell you about each separately.
So a few years ago, when I was 30, there were a series of unfortunate events in my life. They were double edged of course, good mixed in with the bad, but I would have preferred it without the bad, if you know what I mean.
Event #1 – Losing My Job
I was a fourth year associate attorney at one of the largest law firms in America. I was making really fantastic money at the cost of having no social life. We’re talking 80 hour work weeks here, people.
I hadn’t been in a serious relationship for about 3 years at this point, and hadn’t been on a date in 8 months. Then our receptionist quit.