*Every character in this story is 18+*
Josie was looking at a large empty conference room. It was early morning, she was wearing a frilly pink dress and long blonde-hair wig. She was supposed to be Chii from Chobits but was always getting confused for Princess Peach. Josie was only 18 but still complained about the current generation of otaku with their lack of respect for the classics. She had finished removing all the chairs, setting up a makeshift stage in the center, and put up the large banner. ‘Take a LOAD off’ it said in colorful letters, the ‘load’ part in white, drawn as if the letters were leaking. This was the first time she was organizing an event at this anime convention she had been attending religiously for years. Her plan was to have a place where people could take a break between events.
The slogan came to mind first and the double-entendre dawned on her the next day. She was so impressed with her own delayed wittiness that her mind was made up completely now. It became an obsession. Why not? There were already plenty of adult-oriented panels at the con. Who hadn’t heard of the term “bukkake” before? Why not also provide a hands-on experience? After watching dozens of videos on the subject, Josie now considered herself an expert. This was going to be *great;* there might even be a hundred people! Just thinking about it got her all worked up and giggling.