A dark fantasy. I’m a new author, feedback and advice on style and form are welcomed! I’m looking to improve my righting so be honest.

**Disclaimer: non-consensual sex is wrong. This was written for someone who had a “consensual/non-consensual” fantasy. The author (me lol) would never take actions that were not previously consented to.***

The Break In…

It was the second house that night. No one home at the first, but there was a car in the driveway so I was careful. Didn’t find anything downstairs worth taking. I need some jewelry or cash so I headed up stairs.

When I entered the bedroom I froze. A woman was sleeping in the bed. She was naked, lying on her stomach. She rolled to her side, accentuating the curve of her hips. I heard a soft snore, she was out.

I moved out into the hallway. I pulled the duct tape out of my bag and tore off a piece. I felt myself getting hard in anticipation.
I moved into the room and over to the bed. She was still out cold.
Looking down at her I feel my cock ache.
Time for fun.

Sunset Place Series (4 of …) Sonja’s Tupperware Party Part 2 (MFFFFFFFFF) toys Pegging)

 Sunset Place Series (4 of …) Sonja’s Tupperware Party Part 2 (MFFFFFFFFF) toys Pegging) Sonja instructed me to be at her place Thursday at 5:30PM, the party would be at 6:00PM.  I arrived exactly on time, Sonja was wearing all black, black thigh high boots, clack shiny tights, a black bustier, black lipstick black fingernails and freshly dyed black hair; she had a curvy Betty Paige look perfected.  I stood stupefied, taking her magnificence in.“Get in here, You need to get ready!”  Sonja ushered me into her apartment.Her coffee table had been replaced with an interesting looking curved and sloped cushion type thing.  It was glittery red vinyl, with sort of a ski jump slope on one side, sloping up to a 2’ radius curve down the other side, with heavy duty metal loops attached on each corner .  Again I stood stunned by what Sonja has shared with me. “You’ll see, now put these on.”  Sonja instructed me as she handed me a black satin sleep blindfold, shiny black backless shorts, and a bottle of  gel lube, I felt a little awkward, like at the doctors office, when I undressed and put on the backless shorts; they were tight, my cock poking out the top, my ass cheeks bulging out the opening making my butt look bigger.  “You need to squirt All that lube in; I have 8 women coming to this evening’s soiree, you are going to be Thoroughly Fucked.  I have more lube on hand, when needed.” Sonja shared with me.I  sat in the ski slope of the cushion it had a nice curve that allowed easy access to injecting my ass with the gel lube.   While fingering lube into my ass, I realized, the slope of the cushion ended at the perfect elevation for someone kneeling in front to have the right angle to access to my open ass. “Here you should loosen up to get ready.” Sonja tells me as she hands me a 2” thick butt plug.“Thank you” I respond as I reach up for it, and she hesitates to hand me the toy.“I’m sorry, I have just been all over the place getting ready. Let me help you get that in sweetie.” Sonja’s voice changed from panicked to seductive as she knelt in front of me, teasing my sphincter with the tip of the thick plug.   Sonja looked me in the eye, smiled devilishly then plunged the toy into my ass, I leaned my head back in pleasure she filled me, my cock emergent even more from the top of my tight shorts from the pleasure of her pushing it in, and with a pop, my ass sucked in all the toy, leaving only the flared base exposed. Sonja smiled satisfied with her work, she continued rushing around her place preparing for her guests. She went to her room and brought out two black leather cases with red velvet lining, one case was full of an assortment of dildos all about the same size as my own member, including the 24” one I had commented on before.  The other case was full of what appeared to be underwear and lots of nylon straps. Sonja grabs one of the garments in the case and steps into it, then retrieves her most realistic looking dildo, fixing it in the shorts she had just put on.  She tests it out tugging and stroking it like it was her own appendage. She fetched a black robe and sleep blindfold and tossed them to me, right as the fist knock on the door sounded.  It was Wei, an older Chinese lady with dyed jet black hair a tight tiny body,  great shape for her age. Before Sonja could close the door, Shannon another older woman, large and curvy with silky silver hair and deep blue eyes entered as well.Sonja made introductions, presenting me as Max the Demonstration Model, as I donned my robe, only two more introductions were needed as the rest of the ladies arrived. Bernice, a short plump Guatemalan woman with her reddish wavy hair pulled back. Yasmin a curvy voluptuous Puerto Rican woman.  Morgan, more of a boy than a girl with short dark hair, no curves wearing jeans and a wife beater tank top.  Amy, a cute young blonde surfer girl with short shoulder length hair, with her friend Lori, also a cute surfer girl but with darker long blond hair. Tanisha, a tremendous presence of a woman, resembling Queen Latifah, in a dashiki dress.Now that all the guests had arrived, Sonja started her sales pitch right from the beginning.“Thank you wonderful ladies for having the courage to discover something new.  We have a special guest Demonstration Model, Max. He is familiar with anal play and has made himself available and open for your education; Your education, to understanding how to create the most powerful orgasms for your male partners. The orgasms generated from prostate stimulation are so powerful that no contact with the penis is even necessary. For a little science, in animal husbandry electrodes are used to stimulate the prostate for instant ejaculation for sperm collection. You know, Men are just animals anyway, and you will learn the power to control their  animal climax.  You can try out some of the toys I offer, and as part of your registration you may take a new harness of your choice home tonight. All of these toys and others are available for purchase. I have also set out a treasure box for Max, please generously leave him what you feel appropriate at the end of the night.  Thank you all for being the courageous woman you are.  Now let’s get started. Max would you be so kind as to dis robe and recline in the sex chair for me?”I dropped my robe, scooted down the ski slope of the cushion, Sonja put my blindfold in place, softly telling me,“Relax and just let the pleasure drive your response, I wont let you get hurt.”Sonja put on a latex glove and squirted a glob of gel lube on her fingertips. Gently placing her hand over my anus she moved pulled the plug from my ass and inserted her finger to swirl and press into my sphincter, one finger in then two, sliding in and caressing my prostate, lubricating and opening my ass for more.  She removed her fingers, instructing,“Here you see how my harness fits, you want it snug and feeling like the toy is part of your body.  I roll on condoms to help with cleanup or if I want to use the toy in me next, just peel off a condom, and it is ready to insert anew.  Now that we are doing ass play, there is a chance for shit, check with your partner, make sure they have evacuated and are ready.  Using an abundance of lube, I have bottles available for purchase, Using an abundance of lube, keeps the shit away, remember the anus is not self lubricating, you really cannot use too much lube.  I have a buy two get one bottle free deal going, so you should really stock up.How does that feel, Max?” Sonja asks as she slides a third finger into my ass opening me up.“MMM, feels amazing” I reply.The women murmured, seeming impressed that I was enjoying the penetration. Sonja, asked, “Who wants to go first?”Wei quickly stood up, “Yes, I would like go first”. I recognized her voice from around the apartment building. Sonja fitted Wei with a harness over her clothes, warning her,”You she may get some lube on you clothes, but it easily washes out.  Ladies, Max is blindfolded, feel free to remove any garments, you will have to do so to use some of the toys, and to keep the water based lube off of your clothes.”I heard Wei drop her pants and re-fit the harness, Sonja guiding the tip to my gaping ass.Wei pressed in with a swift short stab, making me gasp a little, to her amusement.  Wei, wriggled the length of the dildo into me then fucked into me hard, lifting my feet in the air, holding my ankles, as she used more force than I thought her lithe body to deliver.“You like this deep fuck, yes cute boy?  I see you in the building,  I never know you like you ass fuck.  Oooo you like, look at all you milk.  So much milk, Strong cute boy.  Ohhh strong!”Wei went on slamming the dildo in my ass making my cock spurt a large flow of cum all over my abdomen, then slid right out of me.“Well done Wei!  Who would like to try next?” Asked Sonja.I guessed by her voice and way of speaking, it was Shannon who got up and said,“I need to try that, that one there please.”Sonja replied,”Oh good choice, I usually sell out of this one… … are you all set?”I felt the tip of a much thicker toy spread me open and slowly drive into me to the hilt, I moaned as my ass accepted the thickness.  However I did not feel the toy attached to anyone, with the toy buried in me I felt her hands on my ankles rearranging me, sliding me so my ass was aiming up.  Shannon’s thighs straddling me, then I felt toy move and gyrates a little as she lowered her vagina onto the protruding end of the dildo in my ass. My legs folded over onto me, under her hefty mass, her wet pussy lips saturating my crotch as she made circular rocking motions, all her weight on to me. I breathed into the stretch of my legs, and absorbed the pleasure of the thick two sided dildo filling my ass driven deep to its limit.Shannon began rocking her hips forward, rolling my breath out of me with each tremendous body thrust. She gripped my ankles firmly as leverage, to grind her pussy onto me harder, letting out a sing song sound of Oohs’ and Ahh’s as she kept thrusting through her body thumping orgasm. Shannon seemingly came back to earth, she simply standing up, releasing me of her pressure but leaving the dildo in my ass, stepping away as if she ‘dropped the mic’ and saying in her sweet voice, “Thank you so much!”I sensed it was Sonja who gently plucked the toy from my ass, saying, “Let’s give Max a break to stretch and straighten out. Please keep your blindfold on Max.”Sonja’s hand guided me to stand, and she used a warm wet towel to wipe me off, front and back, delicately caressing my hard shaft, I bent backwards, feeling my spine click like cracking knuckles, my hard cock stretching out, fully emerged from the shorts, then bending forward and laying my hands flat on the floor.  I heard a little murmuring as about their view, as I felt my tendons relax into the stretch. Sonja guided me back to the sex chair, but this time on my stomach, laying over the hump with my ass perfectly exposed.Bernice, spoke up next asking, “Porfavor, May I?”I felt the weight of her long dildo nestle in my ass cheeks, she softly patted my ass, rolling the shaft side to side between my cheeks, slowly sliding the tip into place, then  without warning or hesitation, Bernice forced ithe long thick dildo all the way in me with all her body weight behind her thrust, muttering,”Pinche puta de madre, Fooking Guerro, Cavrone….” Continually muttering nasty curses in Spanish, as she fucked me like I was a rag doll, relentlessly slamming my ass with all her force, her breathing getting heavy and rapid. I could barely breath with the gut punching thrusts I felt from the tip of the dildo reaching it’s depth. With a loud shriek, Bernice finished her thrusts, stepped away from me, sipping out of the harness, the dildo hanging halfway out of my ass.“Bien, Bien,  Gracias.” I heard her say from the other side of the room.There was a long silence after the release of emotion from Bernice. Sonja plucked the dildo from my ass with a pop, and it felt like another few minutes before Yasmin, spoke up, “You OK Papi? You ready for more?”“Yes, I am all right. Please, feel free to continue.”  I replied.I felt an equally large dildo fill me slowly, then Yasmin, followed Bernice’s lead and fucked me as hard as she could, shaming her whole body against me as she cried out with climactic chortles and squeaks, bending over me smashing her large breasts into my back as she humped her clit on the base of the dildo embedded in my ass.  Hitting a crescendo in her climax, exclaiming,”Aye Papi, Si Si Si. Puta de madre!”Yasmin stepped off me like Bernice leaving me with the dildo hanging from my puckered ass, Sonja,  again clearing me and wiping me clean with a warm cloth.“May I have some water?”, I asked blindly.Sonja helped me stand and handed me a large glass, as I stood up straight, re-aligning my back, my hard penis draining a flow of precum/cum down my shaft and into the fabric bunched under my balls.  Sonja scooped up a glob of the milky flow and put it in my mouth, letting me suck her finger clean.  I was taken away to an intimate place just with her, as I savored my cum on her finger tip., her fucking my mouth with her finger, and using her other hand to bring more of my seed for me to consume. Sonja broke contact, offered me the rest of the water then helped me back into position on my stomach, I pulled my shorts off completely, feeling relief from the tight constraints of the fabric, before resuming the position.I made out Morgan’s voice asking, “May I use that one?”Sonja replying, “Excellent choice I use that one myself al the time, I also have it in a few other colors.”I felt the tip of Morgan’s dildo tease my loose sphincter, she wriggled it in and out with small pokes, stroking my back with her fingertips and nails.  Slipping a little more with each soft poke, I moaned and moved my ass back to take more in me, Morgan retreated from my push, and maintained the pace of entry she wanted. I sunk myself into the cushion and spread my legs more to accept her in my ass.Morgan slowly filled me with the length of her phallus, rocking her lips, making it smoothly slide in and out, she was bay far the best at working the strap on in my ass, a true natural.  Her motions felt like she was connected to the dildo in me, my body trembled and quivered as an uncontrollable wave of orgasmic sensation pulsed through me.  My stomach warmed by the flow of cum, between me and the cushion. She continued to expertly fuck my ass, faster and faster, to her own breath taking orgasm onto of me. She said,“Thank you Max, that was a beautiful climax you had!”I replied, short of breath,“THANK YOU, that was wonderful!I so wanted to take off my mask at that moment to share the gratitude I felt for her ‘lovemaking’ in my ass with my eye contact. Before that thought could fully be assessed, I felt the palm of a small hand on one cheek then the other, pulling them apart opening my sphincter and swiftly pressing in a long thin dildo to it’s base.  The length was more than I had felt yet, it was like my belly button felt the tip.  I think it was one of the surfer girls, and that was confirmed when I heard her friend’s encouraging words,“Amy, like it is all the way in him!”I felt proud and pleasured hearing her comment, straightening my spine to let her length slide in and out in a more linear motion. Amy responded to my movement wonderfully, giving me long penetrative strokes ending with a hard thrust, I was soon moaning in climax her thrusts really did it for me.  Amy pushed harder and moving her clit on the dildo, working her climax out with bubbly little chirps and mews.  She smoothly extracted the length, which felt like 12 inches or more (actually 10” when I confirmed later).I felt the same warm dildo re-enter my ass, but the feel of a different woman behind it, I guessed it was Lori the other surfer girl. She was awkward with her thrusts and motion, I could sense she was uncomfortable with operating the strap on, even Sonja noticed, interjecting encouragingly,“You can move it in and out hunt, that’s the goal here”I reached back clasping her thighs, with my hands, pulling and pushing her body to move the dildo in and out.  Lori soon added her effort to the motion and took over, going faster and faster, making the long dildo pop out of me a few times, Lori swiftly jabbing it back into me each time.  Lori’s fucking into me was too erratic, I never felt too close to climax, but she did not take long to rub her clit to orgasm on the dildo stuck in my ass.  Her climax was all of a quick panting breath and a yummy sound, as she finished she extracted the dildo just as swiftly as she had jabbed it in, I felt emptied like a vacuum had hollowed me out. At this point my whole body was tingly from the surge of endorphins from the multiple climaxes I experienced. My breathing was deep, and my body somewhat limp, I felt a long and thick dildo rest from my ass up along my spine to my shoulder blades, I imagined it was the 24” long, 2.5” thick double dildo I had noticed before, and I was right.Tanisha, slid the long toy up and down my body, reaching under me and pulling my cock out to point down against the fusion, squeezing my balls firmly to the edge of discomfort. She bounced the tip against my open ass, I accepted it easily, surprising her with how much I took without her trying. I felt lube drain down the toy and onto my ass, then  like a punch she slid as much of the dildo into me as my intestines could take.  My diaphragm felt pressure from the intrusion, making me gasp for breath, she slid out of me slowly, as I regained oxygen, she jammed it back in just as vigorously.  I responded with deep moans, trying to maintain my breath in sync with her thrusts.Tanisha straddled me, her thick thighs felt smooth against me, she wiggled the dildo around, and got the other end inserted in her wet vagina, leaning her body into me, I felt the warmth of her pussy near my ass as my eyes rolled up in my head from the tremendous penetration she was driving into me. My body went semi limp, all tingling through every cell of my being, I felt almost out of my body, pinned in a state of excruciating pleasure.  Tanisha now jumping up and down above me jamming her pussy on the massive impalement in my ass, I felt like a dam bursting as the wave of orgasmic sensation flooded my body, making my cock run like a faucet as she bonded harder and harder, screaming out,“Fuck Yeah Maxi Baby, Take that mutherfucker!”Tanisha simply stepped off me, leaving me with a giant tail appendage weighing my ass down. Sonja extracted the thick toy from my ass, cleaning me up and laying the robe over me as I lay in recovery, just trying to get my heart rate back to normal. I heard Sonja making her sales and decided I was best just recuperating until everyone had left.  As I heard the door close after the final goodbye’s, I got my self standing, removed the blindfold and swiftly reclined on a towel on the couch, still dazed from the intense fucking. Sonja shared,“Max that was perfect, I have never made this may sales in such a small group, and I sold three of the big ones! You are fucking amazing, are you feeling alright?”“I’m not sure, I feel amazing but I am also worked over from the inside. …When do you have your next gathering?” I replied.

Wrote this kink piece for someone who dumped me so I figured it was worth a share. [Str8] [bdsm] [anal] [fist] [Mdom][oral] [piss] [humiliation]

Her lips tasted like candy and silver, playing with the tingling goosebumps popping up over my arms. They felt like satin gently pressing into my own lips, slowly, playfully pulling me closer to her presence. Her intensity picked up and I was soon on my back, her plentiful chest pressing generously into me as she hung over me, our faces entangled in the most pleasurable game of cat and mouse. She lifted up quickly and her top thumped the ground next to the bed as if it carried the entire weight of the heat between us. My hands quickly hugged around the small of her back, pulling her back into me as my hands worked quickly to free her beautifully soft breasts. I could feel myself perking up, the increasingly hard notch in my pants beginning to press harder and harder into her straddling crotch. She must have noticed because she began to rock on top of me, rubbing and pushing into it as it ballooned further. I wanted to take her right there, but the passion was too high and I wanted to feel everything slowly and fully.
Her gentle, soft breasts felt like smooth clouds in the palms of my hands and I knew how much she enjoyed when I played with them. Just the tiniest of twinges on her perky pink nipples would contort her face into devilish shapes. As I would pick up speed, tweaking and cupping, so would her hips, rubbing her hot crotch into my own. I felt the heat emanating from inside her, the anticipation growing for what was to come, and what was to cum. As we pressed our bare chests into each other and grinded out our passions with our hips, our lips pounced like predators and our breaths blew like the Northern winds. I slowly reached my hand around her back and into her tight shorts, playing with the firm and yet graceful roundness of her ass. My curiosity got stronger and my inhibitions slowly died as I reached further, prodding the warm, soft cavity of her anus. The outside of it was the perfect feeling for my hands, and made my already firm cock throb into her. As soon as I pressed at the puckering hole, her breath spiked and her mouth roared open and she gazed at me in surprised wonderment as our eyes deadlocked and we hurled ourselves into a blasphemous game of pleasurous torture.
I had to have more. Her sultry body showed off the elegant curves of her tattoo that ran away under her waistline. I knew I needed to see where it went. My other hand flew back and uncovered the other side of her voluptuous ass, and slowly removed the shorts she was wearing. She hopped off of me and ripped them down, revealing the pantiless nudity of her pelvis, the perfect tuft of hair on top of an even more perfect mound, already glistening with desire.
She came quickly back to the bed, where she pulled away my own modesty coverings, revealing the leaking fluids of my own yearning for her. So fast were they to disappear into her mouth that a jolt shot through my body and I jerked up off the bed. She began to tease and stroke and twist and suck until my life felt like it was ready to explode out of the tip of my cock. I couldn’t let it be done.
Not yet. I hadn’t had enough of her delicious body. I threw her from me and forcefully placed her on her back. “We’re just getting started,” I said, “There’s a lot more waiting for you.” I grabbed out the restraints and began to affix her appendages to each corner of the bed as she sheepishly wriggled around and tried to be free. Taking her was about to feel so so good.
With all her limbs secured, her perfect body was so temptingly open and free for me to use in any way I saw fit. I even covered her eyes with a blindfold and plugged up her ears so she had no reference as to what I was doing until it happened. I grabbed a few things from my special toy chest and went to work.
Rap. Smack. Tap. She had no idea what was coming first, but with some hard, fast smacks with the cane to some sensitive areas must have given her a nice wake up call. As I circled her body with the tip of the cane, shivers of anticipation quivered throughout her. After the initial jolt, I thought I’d tone it back a little… for now.
I started on her plump and pooled tits, slowly, softly but firmly tapping them with the end of the cane. As I went along, they got harder and harder, faster and quicker until she was breathing hard and moaning between the screams. After the build up, I paused just long enough to hear her sharply exhale so I knew she was ready for the next part. A huge thwack rang out with a scream as the first full lashing with the cane registered in her brain. As soon as I pulled away I could see the inch long mark in her right tit, just above the nipple. It must have hurt. Smack. Another on her left breast came with a moan and I kept going. Left. Right. Right. Left. Right. Right. Left. Left. Each one harder than the last. To my surprise, I heard many more moans than screams. The pathetic slut was actually getting off to my beating. I heard a faint, breathy call, “Please can I cum?”
“No. We’re not ready yet.” After several more smacks and a pleadingly desperate piece of fuckmeat just panting underneath me, I stopped with the cane, only the first tool in my arsenal. I mounted her covered face and pushed my thick and dripping cock back into her mouth and just let her suck the tip to clean off the built up stream of precum that rested there. After all, what kind of sensory overload would it be if we didn’t bring some taste into it? I scooted away, but not before a firm smack across the face. I hopped off the bed and made for my stash of waiting equipment. I pulled out the next device.
She gasped and cooed as she felt the smooth, cold steel touching her sensitive areas. I could tell she knew what it was because of the excitement that poked across her lips from under the blindfold. Too bad for her I wasn’t using it yet. I slowly leaned over and planted a firm, long kiss into her lips. A quick, warm suck in of each of her nipples as I worked my way down. For minutes after, I just stood, breathing deeply into her soaked cunt, smelling just how badly she wanted me to touch it.
Finally, I obliged. I slowly placed my tongue onto the base of her vulva, slowly sweeping it all the way up, from perineum to pubic hair. She tasted wonderfully horny. “Someone must really be excited for me to play with them, huh?” The only answer I heard back was a whimper. “Pathetic,” that one word was enough for me to visually watch a small stream of cunt juice leak out of her towards the bed. I quickly lapped at it to save the sheets and resumed the slow, teasing pressure all over her embarrassingly swollen pubic mound. I slowly built speed, and increasingly paid just a little more attention to the clit. I could feel her jerking around and beginning to grip the sheets under her suspended arms. She screamed out, “Please, sir. May I cum?” “No.” I pulled right away from her, but without giving her any time to cool down, I pushed the cold steel piece inside her and began pumping it in and out. Now if she hadn’t figured it out, she for sure knew what I was using on her-the Njoy wand. Her moans of pleasure knew what was coming and so did I. To make her eyes roll back into her head, I added my thumb onto her clit and rubbed it back and forth as the wand rolled back and forth on her g-spot, just pushing the fluids out of her. It wouldn’t be long before-ah, there it is. A long spurt of fluid washes over the center of the toy. One squirt down, many, many more to go. I know my girl, I know she can almost never run out of squirt.
I planned to go for a longer time, but just a few squirts in and I couldn’t handle myself anymore. I pulled the toy out of her and lapped up a quick taste of her before mounting the bed below her and pushing my rock hard cock into her. The warmth enveloped me and I could feel the wetness ease me in as I filled her all the way up. I always love forcing myself as far in as possible before starting to thrust. And thrust I did. The whole build up had really pushed me to my limits and I was ready to take it all out on her, in no time I was pounding away as fast as I could, sparing no time from thrust to thrust, filling her wet cunt deeply each time, going all the way in and all the way out. I could feel my own orgasm building as I heard another squeamish “please” come out of the set of holes I was filling with my cock. “Ah ah ah, no you don’t.” In one quick pull-out move, I had edged us both off our rocket-like trajectories.
Relieved of just a little bit of my frustrations, I decided to have some more fun with my toy. I swear all she could hear of the next tool was the little bit of lube I squirted onto it before insertion. It was a new toy-a special one too. It was a smaller piece of silicone that sat just inside of her, the other end perched up on top of her clit. A remote control sat in my hand, but she didn’t know that just yet.
I decided to make it quite the game for her, “We’re going to see how much you can remember, and that will determine any pleasure you get from now on,” a defeated, “mmhmm,” was answered back.
“How many edges did I give you?”
“Uhhh…. uhhh…. 4?”
“Wrong!” A sudden thwap came down as she realized for the first time that I was holding the cane again and that there would be a punishment for not getting an answer correct.
“How many edges did I have?”
“2?”
“Correct. You get to have the vibe on until your next wrong answer.” One click and there was a slight buzzing ringing out.
“Do you deserve to cum?”
She paused for a few seconds. “Uhhhmmm. Ummmmmm. Yes?”
“Wrong again.”
Another loud smack as I caned her hard, but this time, it was right on the inside of her right thigh, inches from her sensitive pussy. The vibrator shut off and her needy squirming because of its affects quickly stopped.
“Last question. This one will determine a lot. How many times did I make you squirt?”
She took a long time to think this time, determined to get the answer right. “Three,” she finally whimpered out.
“Ah, I guess you’re right. That means I have to be nice to you. How sad.”
A gleeful gasp came out of her mouth before I once again mounted her up and lined my cock up to her delicate and still vibrator-filled hole. Since it was a couples vibe, it was meant to allow for penetration with it inserted and I planned on testing that fully. I turned the vibrator on medium and slowly pushed my cock back inside of her. The vibrations pushed steadily on the head of my cock, weakening my stamina as I slowly and sensuously thrusted into her, gently stroking myself off inside of her.
As we built up, I could hear her starting to get close again, but I wouldn’t have that just yet. I slowed back down, saving my own orgasm for some more fun. “I said I was going to be nice tonight, but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to be in a way that feels good for me too.”
I slowly undid the restraints and flipped her around. I then put a pillow under her face and pulled her arms behind her, cuffing them together behind her back. Her face drooped right into the pillow without the support of her arms.
With the opportunity open for the taking, I stuck my face right in between her legs to get a taste of her sweet asshole, forcing her to open up to me and beg for more. Teasing licks around the outside of the hole always do the trick. Meanwhile, I lubed my cock up well, jerking it off to apply an even coat. When I was ready, I pulled my face away and lubed her better hole, readying myself to enter. In a slow move, I kneeled up, pressed my cock to her tight, juicy asshole, and carefully pushed my way inside. The tightness instantly flooded over me as I could feel every millimeter of the circumference inside gripping me tightly as I slowly entered and pulled out her grunts built louder and louder for me. After all, it was both of our favorite hole. Before long, I was thrusting just as fast inside her ass as I had her worthless mess of a cunt.
I could feel myself building a sizable load, now that I had been in every hole, I felt like I could be sufficiently satiated. She began to beg and scream to be able to cum once more, and this time was different. “Cum. Fucking cum for me and don’t stop. Let it out, don’t stop cumming for me.” She screamed like a wolf howling in the night, her orgasm shot through her and even out of her. Somehow, she flowed out onto the bed, squirting even more than she had previously. I kept pumping away furiously, forcing her to keep riding the orgasm while I finished mine. Soon after, I was thrusting as fast as I could until a sudden spike and fall, hot loads of cum shooting out of my cock to fill her ass up with my pleasure. I waited for every drop to come out of me before I dismounted, but I let her drip freely from both holes. “Don’t make a mess now, or else you’ll have to clean it up.” We both knew she would have to clean it up. I pulled her over to me as I laid down on the bed and had her suck the last droplets of cum off my slowly softening cock as she surely tasted all the fruits of our sexual labors. It pleased me just how disgusting it was that she was licking all the particles of her own pussy, my cock, and her asshole off me at once, combining all of her holes into one big pool of sexual energy. She must have thought about it too. It probably made her even wetter. She’s predictable like that.
To give her more time to make the biggest mess possible, I got off the bed, pulled myself away from her mouth (though it was hard to get her to let me go), and went to the kitchen to grab us some snacks. She always told me that the best sessions were hours long with snack breaks, and I was horny and on a mission to learn for myself. I picked out a nice muffin and a juice box for myself and another muffin and an empty glass for the slave I had left cuffed on the bed. I had plans for her still. When I got back to the room, I pushed her nonchalantly out of the way, got on my stomach, and pulled her head between my own legs. She got to taste her ass, why not mine? It was only fair. While she was busy worshipping my hole, I was slowly peeling each side of the muffin wrapper, giving her as much time to please me as I could. I took bite after bite, never speeding up to let her off of me. I could feel her tongue licking up and down on my sensitive tissues, circling my soft, puckered hole so delicately. Just as I was getting done with the first part of my snack, I could feel slight pressure on the inner part of my asshole. The slut had gotten adventurous!
She was lining her tongue up to my opening, prodding me and pushing her tongue further and further inside me. To help her out, I pushed my hips back to her face, fitting her wet, juicy tongue as far inside as I could take it. She pushed in and out as I casually slurped from the sweet juice at my own lips, refueling myself for her as she earned her own treat.
When I had finished the juice, I pulled her off me by the base of her scalp, forcefully of course. She twinged as I yanked her cheek close to my own and tantalizingly whispered in her ear that I had another treat for her.
I pulled open her mouth and told her to stick out her tongue, I rolled the top of the muffin across her tongue to give her a slight sweet taste in her mouth, then I quickly switched it with the tip of my cock, already leaking more for her. While She gently sucked on the tip, I put the muffin behind her and swiped it up between her legs, collecting all the delicious cum that was still dripping out of her asshole. I then dipped it into the small puddle of cum and squirt that was lying underneath her on the bed. “It’s feeding time, slave, but property doesn’t eat on the bed. Only people do that.”
I shoved her off the bed, and pulled the blindfold off her. She kneeled and looked up at me, expectantly, like a little puppy begging for attention. I placed the sex-coated muffin in front of her on the floor, and told her to eat it. Now, the fun part was watching her struggle to get an angle at it as she was still cuffed behind her back, but the even better part was seeing her unashamedly nuzzling her face into the icing-like pile of cum on the top, eating it up like a starved animal. She was a depraved slut for me, but above all, she enjoyed it. I pulled out my phone and started recording her to show her later. I knew it would make her wet. How absolutely deplorable. Such disgusting things shouldn’t turn anyone on, but they turned her on. Maybe that’s because she’s not a person, she’s less than that.
She had quickly finished her cumcake, and looked back up at me, with just the slightest stache of glistening cum across the top of her lip.
“Would you like something to wash it down with?”
“Mmhmm,” she excitedly moaned back.
“Alright. I wasn’t sure what you’d want, so I decided to let you choose. You can either drink me from the tap or we can tap you into a cup and You can enjoy it longer.”
“I don’t know.”
“If you can’t decide, we might have to do both,” I snapped back, “it’s up to you.”
“You choose, sir.”
“Well, you haven’t ever been able to drink my piss straight from my cock. Now it’ll be a challenge because you won’t be able to let a drop go without spilling in the floor this time. If you do somehow manage to spill, though I don’t know why you would ever want to miss a single drop of me, we may have to have a punishment.”
“…. y-y-yes, sir. I’ll be the best piss whore you could ever want. I won’t waste a drop.”
“That’s the good slave I knew I had,” I replied with an evil grin.
I sat on the edge of the bed and she waddled over to me, clasping my cock just inside of her mouth. I relaxed my muscles and let it flow out of me, the hot liquid trickling at first, then flowing into a constant stream out of the geas of my cock, quickly filling her mouth. She grimaced but kept swallowing, slowly losing ground to the volumes of warm liquid spilling into her mouth. I was almost done, but she began coughing and liquid was dribbling down the side of her chin, she coughed again and her mouth unsealed, my stream shooting onto her now free-floating face, showering her in fresh piss before it petered out and dripped to the floor.
Before I could even make a sound, a blizzard of apologies in frantic and begging tones erupted from her blushing, soaked slut face.
I smacked her right cheek hard to shut her up. “Don’t apologize, you nitwit,” I exclaimed, “you made a commitment to drink all my piss or else and now we’re going to need to find the or else.”
Feeling the warm liquid from her face on my own hand, I was revolted and wiped my hand off into her hair. “Ugh, you disgusting whore, how dare you insult my hand with that vile liquid.”
She whimpered and her eyes quickly flew towards my feet. She could no longer hold my demeaning gaze. “Clean up the mess you made, dumb whore, before I come back with your punishments.”
“Y-yes sir,” I could hear the painful disappointment in her voice as she leaned over and pressed her face to the floor, licking and sucking the floor to get all of her spilled nectar off of it before switching to the bed to clean up the puddle of cum and squirt that had exited her holes.
Meanwhile, I grabbed some lube, the new remote-controlled anal plug I had bought, a few clothespins, and some toothpaste to institute some obedience training into the ungrateful and inept slut I had before me. While she was lapping away at the sheets like a defeated puppy, I spit forcefully onto her asshole, then lubed it up once again, and used my hand to cover the plug as well. With a less-than gentle push, I filled up her good hole as she grunted deep into the bed and arched her back. It slid in easily after my cock had opened her hole so much. I threw her onto her back, put some toothpaste on my finger, and swirled a good dollop onto each of her tender yet firm nipples. Immediately she was gasping and oohing and squirming from the tingling sensation. I carefully applied some more directly to her clit and she almost jumped. She was loud now, and I wasn’t going to listen to that the whole time. I grabbed her penis gag and shoved it into her mouth, securing it tightly so it just pushed a little bit on her gag reflex and made her drool onto herself like a faucet. Lastly, I blindfolded her once again before taking the three clothespins and affixing one to each nipple and the last to her clit. She was screaming into the gag, I could tell, but I felt no sympathy. She was going to learn to be a perfect slut for me whether she wanted to or not. I pulled her off the bed by her ear, like cartoon mothers did to bad children, and moved her to the corner of the bed facing the wall. I cuffed her hands and ankles to the bedpost before grabbing more clothespins and some string. I clipped the 8 pins onto the string in a tight formation and tied the end of the string to the last pin. I carefully kneeled below her and pulled apart her outer labia and clipped them open, 4 pins on each side, before pulling the string back under her and pulling it as taught as I could go without ripping any pins off and affixing it to the dresser behind her so that she could either feel relief on her clit or on her wrists and ankles, never both. She was quickly feeling so many things that she was moaning hard and choking on her gag because of it. I pulled out the remote control and turned the plug up to the jerkiest, most up and down setting it had, so she would feel random pulses in her asshole that could jerk her body around in surprise and force her to tug on her clothespins. I almost thought I heard her crying, but I definitely didn’t care. “This is what whores like you deserve!” I whispered loudly into her ear. Conveniently, it seemed that the base of the anal plug just barely rested on the tight string coming from her tortured cunt, causing her even more distress with each pulse of the vibrations.
Admiring my work, I sat in the bed turned on some porn, making sure to turn the volume up loudly enough for her to ear over her own whining, and began edging myself while loudly describing the gorgeous, perfect bodies of the women I was watching to taunt her:
“Ou, this redhead has such a skinny body. I wish you were built like this. That must be why you’re such a disgusting toilet of a whore, worth nothing outside of your value as a cum receptacle… This brunette has the most perfect perky tits I’ve ever seen. Why are yours so saggy all the time. It’s like you don’t even care about my pleasure… This woman is literally riding him in her ass for an hour. Do you not want to make me feel good? When you only last minutes, it feels like you aren’t trying for me… this woman cares enough about her partner to stroke his prostate while she’s giving him a blowjob and a handjob. You never care that much about me… this blonde is literally small enough to be thrown around and held up while getting pounded without any issues. Why are you such a fat cow that I can’t hold you up while we fuck or throw you like a pebble? Ugh, you’re so revolting.”
After a few different videos of other women experiencing much more pleasure than she was allowed, about a half hour had passed in her predicament bondaged corner time. By this time, it sounded like she was actually crying. My plan had worked. I pulled her blindfold to reveal her teary, light-starved eyes blink rapidly open as I stood over her on top of the bed, jerking myself off at her before explosively releasing onto her face. Her mouth opened as wide as it could under her gag to catch as much as possible, but everything was already covered from her forehead and her hair, all the way to her neck. Her eyes, still wet and red from crying, had been shut forcefully to avoid taking a dose of cum as she struggled to see her punishment’s full effect.
I went back around the bed and ripped the string of clothespins off of her vulva in one swift motion. She immediately jumped and screamed hard, garbled nonsense into the silicone cock that was stuffing her mouth.
After I gave her a couple seconds to cool down, I got below her once again and just blew onto her now extra sensitive vulva. She whimpered like a scared dog during a thunderstorm. Her knees were shaking like they were ready to buckle at any second. I laughed and reached my hand up to grab and tug on the pin that was stuck to her clit for just a second before ripping that off too. She was quickly crying and screaming again. It was very fun watching her.
Afterwards, I got behind her and groped and squeezed at her ass just for some added fun. I reached around her, slowly and tenderly, like a nice hug, but with hidden motives, I slowly worked my hands towards each breast before pulling off those clothespins as well. She was now quivering all over.
I left her tied up there to get a couple washcloths to help clean up. I wet them and wrung them out before bringing them back in to her and carefully wiping away the crusted-over toothpaste from each nipple and her clit. “Don’t rest too easy. We’re not done quite yet.”
With the second washcloth, I moved around towards her face, but I had never intended to clean all of it. Dirty sluts stay dirty after all. I gently wiped away the cum from her eyes, just enough for her to see, and left the rest on her face to harden and remind her of the shame of the day.
I finally got around to untying her, but we were not cleaning up to be finished by any means. I pulled her to the bed, “Since you answered my last question well enough, I have a reward for you, something that you often ask for but rarely receive.” Her eyes lit up and she longingly looked into my eyes as I placed her on her back onto the bed. I pulled out the lube, and squirted it heavily onto my hand rubbing it around between my fingers before applying it generously to her puffy, red pussy which was now not only wet, but pathetically leaking juice all the way down her thighs. I looked her cold in the eyes and just smiled as I slowly inserted two of my slippery fingers into her bad slut’s hole. I just stared at her, watching her every reaction to my slow fingerfuck as she stared back in gleeful awe and slight horror with the thoughts of what was coming next.
She quickly began to bite onto her bottom lip and moan faintly while still locking my gaze. I used my off hand to push her legs wider still as I slipped a third finger inside her warm insides. She let out a deep moan and her head flew back, she started bucking her hips against me with the gravity of the insertions setting in. Her horny need began to outweigh her curiosity and shame as she gave in to me. “You know, it’s funny how easily you just become like a puppet in my hands. Speaking of.” I trailed off as the pinky of the same hand slowly slipped in to join its counterparts. A few long, slow strokes later, and I carefully pushed my thumb in as well. “Now you can really be my puppet.” I had given her what she wanted – a good fisting.
Now that I had eased my whole fist inside of her, it was time to ramp it up, I began building speed bit by bit. She sounded thrilled as the noise coming from her mouth was close to that of someone finding out about a surprise birthday party, but repeated about 60 times per minute. She began to grip hard on the sheets, ripping the corners off the bed as I pushed harder and harder into her full cunt. With every little movement of my fingers, it was like I controlled her, twitching around made her body twitch and convulse in pleasure and surprise until she was whining and screaming at the same time. “Please oh please, please, please Sir, may I cum?”
“I said you had been good, but you haven’t been that good.” She was almost sobbing after my reply, partly from the rejection, and partially from the forced pleasure, far past the point where her release should have been and never was. She was clenching her teeth and shutting her eyes until they had turned white as I still shoved in and out of her, her voice wailing against the grit of her teeth and fighting back her tears. Once I thought she had finally had enough, I stopped my fisting assault and let her come down, but only for a second. Just as soon as she calmed down a slight bit, I had started back up. I even pulled my other hand around her leg and began rubbing my thumb against her clit. She was squirming to get away and breathlessly shouting, “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t.”
“Oh, my sweet little pet, but you can,” I bellowed back with an evil smirk that terrified her and, judging by the slight bit of extra juice I could feel while thrusting into her, aroused her more than she would ever say out loud. After all, it’s only a deep dark secret that she’s a depraved slut to people who are not me. She can never hide her shame from me.
Her cries were soon echoing around the room as I could sense another orgasm was far past her, but she had finally learned not to ask me to cum. I backed off once again and let her come down. I pulled my hand slowly out of her and shoved it over her mouth and nose, seeing the fear build in her eyes as she slowly started to lose her breath. “How truly sad, being suffocated by the scent of your own desire. This is something that not even the most vile cum sluts have to deal with, but you do. That just goes to show how disgusting you are.” I pulled my hand away and she sharply inhaled while my hand came back around to deliver a large blow to her cheek. “You’re never gonna forget your place now, as my life-long slave and set of fleshlights. Since you’ve been so uncooperative even when I’m making you feel oh so good, I guess I’ll have to just restrain you and keep going. How does that sound?”
She whimpered at my proposal, but I already had her left hand cuffed to the bedpost and was working on her feet. I tied them down as wide apart as I could physically stretch them so that I had full access to all of her dirty holes. I told her just to count and that if she lost count, there would be consequences. I started to edge her again. This time with just her clit. I scrubbed and rubbed and flicked until she was past her edge several times over before letting her come down. “One.” I repeated the sequence, this time with two fingers in her cunt. At her screaming edge, I pulled out. “T-two.” She was quaking now, her legs ready to give out, but unable to go anywhere because of how tightly I had tied them apart from each other. This time, I lubed up my other hand, and stuffed another two fingers into her tight asshole. I worked away, rubbing the inner wall as she could barely even grunt from the pleasure anymore. It was already starting to become too much for her. I stopped once again as she screamed out “Three” and only just momentarily felt relief before I had one hand on each of her nipples, tweaking away, bringing her to another peak. She was squirming again, trying to break free of her restraints as I pulled and pulled on her tits until she was screaming for mercy. “Please, Sir. I need it!”
“No, no you don’t,” no sooner had I replied than did my fingers release her once again. “Ahhhhhh! Four.” My thumb went back to her clit. Within literal seconds she was moaning out of her mind, once again on the verge of cumming. So close, yet so out of reach was her release, so I granted her one of my own…. By stopping so she could edge off :). “Aren’t I such a nice person, giving you all of these wonderful edges?” She whimpered back a slow reply. “F-f-five?”
“Are you asking me or telling me? Don’t tell me my dumb slut lost count again.”
“N-no, Sir. I didn’t lose count. Slut was just telling you it was five.”
With a wide eye and furrowed brow, I replied, “Good. Let’s keep it that way. We don’t want you to forget.”
With that, I continued my cycle. At about 7, actual tears began falling from her eyes. The tension was starting to overtake her. I wasn’t stopping though. She got to about 12 before breaking down and crying while begging me to stop. “Oh, you’ve asked me so often for an edging session and now you just want to quit out on me like a little baby? I thought you were a better slut than that,” I shot out before landing a hard blow with my palm on the top of her mound. Still crying, she replied, “I’m sorry, Sir.”
“I don’t want you to be sorry, I just want you to endure,” I spat back and kept going. By 15, she was physically out of breath and couldn’t count any more, but I told her she had counted long enough and still just kept on cycling until I finally hit 20 and she was just laying there, panting, unable to move or breathe properly or think. She could barely even muster a moan for each edge. Her tears had stopped a few back as she just zoned out in overstimulated hell. Just for fun and to maybe jar her back to reality, I landed another hard slap on her pussy and she came reeling back to reality and her tears burst back into production. I slowly untied her, said, “Good job, my slave,” and began to untie her.
As soon as she was free she curled up, crying into her hands as she laid in a ball, covered in sweat, cum, piss, cunt juice, her own wildly misplaced strands of hair, and several gallons of tears. I sat on the bed behind her and just stroked her back with my dry, but still lubricant covered hand while she came out of her shock and back into the present. As soon as the crying stopped, I went and brought back some water for her.
With a few reassuring words and a lot of hugging and petting, I spooned her and cared for her, cuddling her in our bed as we fell asleep together, just holding each other for security in the aftermath of the fiery passion that had destroyed most of our bedroom. Her warm body comforted me to sleep and my protecting swaddle made her feel safe as we lay together into dreamland, horny thoughts surely filling our sleeping minds as much as our waking ones.
And as a treat for finishing this story, I give you, the person who read it all, permission to cum.

What I need (f)

I haven’t written anything in a while, real life has a way of changing your plans on a whim sometimes.
And you’ve got to just roll with it and deal with it all before some sort of relaxation can take place.

For me, though unable to write recently, I’ve been enjoying lurking, reading, edging.

Personal time and self care have gone by the wayside of late, but the excitment at what is going to happen in a few hours is palpable now.

Finally some time to make myself cum!!

And much as I am excited by the prospect, and trust me I am already excited, I’m also a bit ppffft about it.

Why would anyone be feeling like this at the thought of pleasuring oneself?

Well, its simply that I actually *need* to feel a mans hands roaming my body.
I *need* to feel his breath on my neck.
I *need* to I need his fingers inside me feeling how wet I am
I *need* a man to fuck my juicy wet pussy and fill me until he leaks from me.

I *need* to be physically fucked right now.

[MM] the first time I tried

The fist time I had a guy inside me it hurt a bit at first, but I barely felt that, I was too much into it. He was sitting in a chair in my room, and I kneeled to put a condom on him. And then to suck his cock.

I climbed onto him and rested my hands on his knees as I felt his dick touching my ass. And I lowered my body over and around his manhood, feeling it going inside me.
Once inside I started to go up and down slowly on it. I was feeling my knees shaking. Butterflies in my stomach.

I just loved how wrong it felt, if you know what I mean. It was too much I came almost immediately, I even blushed. But kept going, still loving it, it still felt wrong. Maybe even more. I felt his warm hands on my hips and heard his moaning Now I was doing it just for him. By the time he finished inside me I was pretty hard again.

My legs hurt from the exercise for a week.

Wild Week Chapter 14, Part 2 (Incest orgy)

Gayla and Billy froze, heads turning fearfully toward their husband and father. It took a moment for Gayla to realize what she was seeing someone’s head was bobbing up and down over Bill’s groin, long dark hair hanging down, obscuring the face. Finally, it dawned on her. “Brie?” she whispered, shocked. “What are you doing?”

Brianna paused, raising her head. She looked at Mama and answered in the same whisper, “I’m doing what you’re doing.” Then her eyes shifted to Billy’s face and she said, “I wanna be fucked, too.”

“I thought you were a virgin,” Billy whispered to her.

“I am,” she said. “I want Daddy to be my first.” Then, flipping her hair back defiantly, she lowered her mouth once again to her father’s erect prick, keeping her eyes on them. Billy’s eyes widened for a moment at the sight, then he grinned and began humping his mother with renewed vigor.

Gayla knew she shouldn’t allow this to happen. She wanted to make Brianna stop, but what could she say in her present position? And her son’s driving cock wouldn’t allow her to think, pushing her once again toward the brink of the orgasm that had been approaching before they were interrupted.

No Justice… (Maledom, Femsub)

Hello! I’ve just written a short story for your enjoyment. This is the first chapter of, hopefully, a longer story which is why there isn’t very much overt smut included. It’s more of a setup for the evolution of a young woman’s sexual desires.

Tags: Maledom, femsub, slapping, choking

So if that’s not your thing, I get it. And if it is, please enjoy! Any feedback is welcome. :)

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“No justice, no peace! No racist police! No justice, no peace! No racist police!”

Tony and Clare marched hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder among fellow protesters through a downtown street. Clare felt a swell of pride as the group descended on a statue of Christopher Columbus and listened to one of the organizers deliver an impassioned speech about dismantling racist institutions.

Clare had been apprehensive about going, having seen the news and videos of police brutalizing protesters. However, as the march went on, Clare felt more and more comfortable as her and Tony were surrounded by friendly, peaceful, yet passionate young people. Even the police seemed to be idling by, only observing, seemingly there in case anything got out of hand.

SoCal Slut [MF]

I left my high school sweetheart Sarah behind and moved Southern California to attend a small college in a beach city. Any man who has been to college will tell you that the sex life for a freshman male can be difficult. Add to this the culture shock of arriving in Southern California from a very dissimilar locale which caused me to not fit in very well with most of my classmates.

During the first semester of my freshman year, I did hook up with a pretty, large chested girl from my home town who also found herself lost in SoCal. She gave the most amazing oral sex; sucking so hard that cumming was equal parts pain and pleasure. This oral talent soon made her many male friends over 21 who could buy her alcohol and take her on trips to Vegas, and countless other things that I could not manage at 18 years old. I got lucky with another girl from close to where I grew up who came to my school to visit her cousin, but she was mediocre looking at best, and nothing worthy of writing about.

Jerk off for me.

I am twenty-two years old. My name is Luci. I’ll tell you right away. It isn’t a female name. It’s a short version from “Lucifer”. And my parents are very far from religion. My mom likes this name a lot. Now, more details about my mam. I love her very much and I’m a very exemplary son. I should say, me and my dad adore our mam. But, she has friends. And this is what my story about. My mom’s age around forty. But, you’ll never think she is that old. Probably, a lot of sport, and good genes. And her friends are the same way. Everybody looks very hot. If I would have a chance, I would fuck them all, and I’m very picky. I don’t like “easy to get” girls. I like chasing and mystery. When a girl “fucks” my mind.

One time my mam had a party. And there where I saw HER. It was one of the mam’s friends. She was chic. When I saw her, I wanted only one thing — to see her naked. Imagining her naked I got hard immediately. For now and forever she was the only one I wanted to fuck. I was thinking about her only. Few times I tried to talk to her, but she would sneak away. It drove me crazy. My fantasies were only about her. I couldn’t get rid of her in my mind. She was my ideal and unreachable woman.

[MF] My First Tinder Date Was a Girl With Self-Proclaimed Daddy Issues

I resisted the app for years, but I suck at meeting people in real life, so I finally downloaded it three years ago. And I was proud of the line I came up with to cap off my bio, “If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer, you don’t deserve me at my Star Lord.”

That got me a few matches and conversations, and even a super like, from a girl named Mary. She was 22 (I was 29 at the time). This was back when you could link your instagram to your tinder, which led me to find a slew of her lovely pictures. She was the definition of thicc. Ample DD breasts, gorgeous thighs, and an ass that looked incredible in some of the hula hooping videos she posted. She also had long brown hair and these big, expressive brown eyes.

We traded some banter over Parks and Rec, and over one of the other bits from my bio– mentioned how I like to be called “Daddy”. She pointed out that it was bold to put something like that there, but to me, that was the point. No sense in beating around the bush– I figured I’d just present who I am and what I like. She called that attitude “Big Dick Energy”– my first introduction to the term and an assessment I was happy with.