TL;DR A pushing 60 widower tells you about the time when he not only slept with a much younger woman but also enjoyed a spur of the moment threesome with her female roommate.
Disclaimer: This story, while completely true, is over the top and I can’t apologize for it. I’m just telling a story is all. Also this story is LONG. I hope you enjoy a wasted day at work as much as I’ve spent a vacation day from my end of things writing it. I’ll be retired soon and can write more of this trash over time. *bwahahaha*
This long-ass story all happened just over 20 years ago and was pretty much a summer romance, but who’s kidding who? Lots and lots of fucking was the order of business, and I wouldn’t call any of this romantic in the literal sense. It was my last fling, as history would play itself out, as a bachelor/divorcee. The interpersonal aspect of this all was maddening, but to this day the sex that we shared puts a smile on my face.