Okay, guys. I’m bummed about all of the sports being canceled in the light of COVID-19. So here’s a very loosely sports related story. As usual, I’m going to have a liiiiittle buildup first.
In college, I joined a fantasy football league in my dorm on a whim. As a lady who’s always been into sports, I figured it would be fairly easy to pick up. I didn’t realize I’d get completely obsessed with it. Every week, I’d talk so much shit to whoever happened to have the misfortune of playing me, and I’d spend obscene amounts of time researching. As a result of my obsession/beginners luck, I was doing pretty well.
At the same time, I was kind of seeing a guy on my floor. We had spent countless library sessions together, and we’d made out and done some over the pants stuff while tipsy and late at night when we were a little delirious from those library sessions. We had not done anything more, and I got the feeling he was kind of a *good guy* who wasn’t going to try anything too soon. I was also a lot less bold at that point in my life, so I definitely wasn’t going to initiate anything myself. I’d only had sex with one guy, and it had been a pretty mediocre back of the car whenever we could sneak the time kind of thing.