It was another birthday about to have come and gone with little fanfare from either my wife or myself. It didn’t really bother me all that much; I mean, thirteen years of marriage plus two kids tends to put a damper on your personal life events. I figured it would be pretty much the same as the last few, Melissa would give me a heartfelt card that I would appreciate followed by a hug and a kiss. Kids would be wrangled into bed, then I would download a new PC game as my gift and spend the night conquering the known universe.
After that I would do some porn site hopping; then head off to bed for some “which position do you want me in?” birthday sex if it wasn’t too late. Otherwise I would just wank to a fantasy of her in positions I’d never been able to request before falling asleep. I love my wife and I know she loves me but she has her limits in bed and I really didn’t think, “Honey, would you kindly fuck me in the ass with a strap-on?” would fall within those limits.