Iām trying to fuck my ex maths teacher. Here are our messagesā¦..
Backstory and context in normal and texts in bold.
So a bit of backstory I have fancied this teacher desperately ever since I was 16 years old. I wasnāt cool at school; in fact, since leaving, I have had a bit of a glow up. He taught me maths from 16-18, and after turning 18, I became a lot more comfortable in my own skin and body and turned up the charm.
Looking back, I had no idea what I was doing and completely understood why he never seemed interested. I’m now 21 and this conversation happened very recently.
Until I got really drunk with some of my old school friends and talked about our old teacher crushes. This particular maths teacher was popular amongst the conversation, but they all knew how much I liked him. I was dared to message him, but we couldnāt really find any of his social media except for LinkedIn.
On LinkedIn, you have to connect with someone before you can message them, so I asked to connect and waited. Nothing happened that evening, but the next day we connected.
Now I just had to work out what I would say, so I took to Reddit to ask for advice. I ended up sending him this, and we had the following conversations.
Scarlett – Hi Daniel (If I can call you that!), thanks for adding me. Sorry if this is weird, but I just wanted to say how much I loved your classes and you were the only teacher who made me enjoy maths! Although you were very distracting (I should probably blame you for that grade C), so many of the girls fancied you at school <3 Scarlett x
Daniel – Hey Scarlett! Good to hear from you. Iām glad you enjoyed maths, it is fun! Yeah, sorry about that, grade C. What are you up to now?
Scarlett – Hi, thanks for responding! I didnāt think youād remember me, to be honest (I look so much better now than I did at school). You helped me tolerate maths at the very least, being in that front row gave me some unbelievable perks. Oh, I have your permission to blame you for that crap grade, do I? I was so close to that B!
We then talked about boring stuff for a few days about what we are both up to now, which I wonāt bore you with and is also super identifying. Then things kinda went silent, and I got a little tipsy and sent him this;
Scarlett – Hey, it was probably pretty obvious I was flirting with you, and if it wasnāt obvious, Iāll make it clear – I was flirting with you. Iām young and hot, I enjoy sex, and Iām good at it. I donāt want anything serious, I just want to have fun and have some new experiences.
Iām not the first and I wonāt be the last girl that fancied you. If youāre not interested, then that is totally fine. Just ignore me and I will move on, and my fantasy will remain a fantasy. But if you are interested then I would give you the time of your life and you could do whatever you fucking wanted with me x
Daniel – I did wonder, but I didnāt have you down as one of the ones to fancy me! I donāt know if itās a good idea.
Scarlett – Youāre an adult, Iām an adult, and Iām a huge advocate of what someone doesnāt know canāt hurt them and I quite like the idea of being someoneās dirty little secret.
You have to admit that it must be pretty flattering having a hot younger girl want you, even if you arenāt interested back. Anyway, you have me on here if you want to stop, Iāll stop, but I had to shoot my shot. The ball is in your court.
Daniel – I was seriously considering but I donāt think I will be pursuing it. That picture though is very tempting.
Scarlett – The fact that you were considering should tell you what you want to hear. I know Iām tempting, I love tempting people. Iāve literally been thinking about you fucking me for so long. Donāt let me down now.
I then sent a sexier photo;
Daniel – When did you get so naughty! and the pictures are amazing and I love looking.
I think Iām going to block as I donāt need the temptation.
And then he blocked me.
I was bummed but thought his loss and he knows where to find me, and he knows Iām interested, so just let the idea stew in his mind.
This all happened about 3 weeks ago and I got this message yesterday via FB messenger.
Daniel – *Daniel unsent a message*
So he obviously sent something and then deleted it before I could read it.
So I messaged
Scarlett – Hey, I missed your message? Did you mean to send it, or did you just want to bait me into thinking that you are interested?
Then I got this tonight;
Daniel – It said I shouldnāt have blocked you as I canāt stop thinking about fucking you. I didnāt mean to bait. I just donāt know if this is such a good idea
How should I respond? Iāve clearly got into his head.