Lord, I hate Monday mornings. This morning I made the mistake of “just checking” my reddit account, and then next thing I know I was going to be an hour late. Screw it, l called in and took the day off. After burning another half hour I decided to peruse craigslist for a bit. I’d never looked at casual encounters in the morning, and figured I’d see what scams I could identify. As the list loaded on my screen, the very first ad caught my eye. “BORED HOUSEWIFE” in big blue letters. Sucked in on the very first one, I clicked. Hmmmm No picture, no description, just text. “Real NSA. I don’t want to know your name or anything about you. We meet, we fuck, we go on our merry separate ways.” I check the posting time. 8 Minutes ago. Odd, never seen one that quick. I think for a minute about how one could accomplish a completely anonymous coupling.
Then it hit’s me and I click to reply. “I know a place, dark and private. You’ll never even see my face, nor I yours. And no one will pay attention to your screams. Interested? E-mail me at TheArtfulLurker@gmail.com”. I quickly hit send, half resigned to getting another “I’m a nurse with Doctors without Borders in Nigeria” or “click on this to verify you’re not a rapist” and desperately hoping this is real.