Pawn stars sex: The rise and downfall of rick harrison is a sexy story about rick harrison getting penis enlargement pills, killing his wife, having sex with the first lady, starting a terrorist group, and nuking america.
**Chapter 1, The Beginnings**
Rick harrison says “Man i wish i had a big wiener.” His son corey says “Me too dad.” Rick harrison says “Well corey lets open up the pawn shop.” Corey says “Alright.” Then a cool looking guy with twirly looking moustache and tall top hat says “Hello i am Tim and i’d like to sell you an item.” Rick says “Whats the item.” Tim says “Wiener enlargment pills!! Theyre real.” Rick says “Holy Crap!! How much?” Tim says “2 grand.” Rick says “Deal.” Old Man Harrison says “Rick You absolute idiot. Thats a bad deal. Hes lying.” Rick says “With a big wiener, I could do anything.” Old Man Harrison says “No you couldnt.” Rick says “I will prove you wrong!!!” Rick does paperwork with tim to buy the pills. Rick consumes the pills. Old Man Harrison says “Wheres your big wiener now?” Rick says “Oh it didnt work. NOOOOO!!!” But it did work rick just needed patience. Next morning he has a foot long wiener!! Rick wakes up running to the pawn shop in a panic and takes one of the guns from the shop and goes home and kills his wife. Ricks wife says “What are you doing with the gun? Help! Help! Ahhh!” Rick says “Die!!!!” Rick shoots his wife 5 times. She is dead. Rick says “Now I can bang any girl i want now that youre dead. Mwahahaha.” He goes to washington dc to seduce jill biden first lady of the usa at the white house. Rick talks to himself “Hahaha Joe biden im gonna bang your wife because i hate your political opinions!!!”