Gross, nasty sex that still [M]akes me cum

I used to use internet dating a lot more than I do now and I went through a wild stage where I met girls all the time. Sometimes it went well, other times it didn’t, but increasingly it became less about the dating and more about the fucking. One girl in particular had no interest in being wined and dined, and just wanted to get fucked. We swapped numbers and started to get along immediately: she wasn’t that experienced, but she was filthy.

There was nothing that I mentioned that she wasn’t turned on by, so we met pretty soon after. I’d only seen rubbish pictures of her and she warned that I might not fancy her when I met, and it was true: I really didn’t. But we’d already planned the night: she’d meet in a short skirt, heels and stockings, we’d take drugs, drink red wine, listen good music, chat about great books and have disgusting sex.

[FMM] That time I fucked two Irish guys and blew another

This happened over the summer time, when usually there’s an influx of Irish people who come here to work for the summer. So that night, I was home drinking with my neighbors (who are older) and realized I’m drunk and want to go out dancing. I asked my neighbors if they wanted to go (which of course they didn’t) so I said fuck it and went out by myself. This being the college city, I had plenty of choices to decide on, so I decided to go to a bar/club I’d never been before. I had a couple more drinks danced with a few random people then at closing- of course I wasn’t ready to go home so I was just on the prowl to see what guy I could go home with.

My Life Dedicated To Femdom Servitude

It started out with simple oral sex videos. I always liked to please a women. These quickly became face-sitting videos, instantly pulling me into the femdom scene. The urge to submit was deeply embedded in me. My mind was reprogrammed after participating in femdom hypnosis sessions under the influence of a lot of drugs. I have since made a stronger bond to the femdom lifestyle every time I indulge in coerced intoxication. The Divine Goddess’s hold over me is undoubtedly powerful. I now find myself instantly aroused whenever presented with the opportunity to serve a real Goddess. Even if the task given to me is to sexual satisfy another man.
It is truly unbelievable to think that I have been straight all my life but. Now, I have been trained to worship cock and swallow every drop of cum I come in contact with. I now have a deep desire to whore myself out and offer all my earnings as a tribute to a superior Goddess. The Goddesses have conditioned me to obey at all costs. I live to serve and obey a Goddess. I do this by making regular tributes to my Goddess and purchasing Her gifts on amazon to express my devotion. All of the ‘harmless’ femdom mind control videos I hastily purchased and watched have had very real ramifications on my life.

Ended up sleeping with a semi-decently known person of minor “celebrity” status…had no clue she was, and didn’t find out until hours later, shortly before we did the deed (she was surprisingly deep too, philosophically-speaking) [MF]

Here’s something that I never thought would happen to me ever. Half of you probably won’t believe it, but I saw this sub and figured that it might actually be an interesting place to write it, so, here you go. Not every day this arbitrary stuff happens, and, frankly, I actually think that it is one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in my life.

Anyway, so, yeah, I slept with this girl who turned out to be of some prominence, although, despite technically being subconsciously aware of her existence for years (never knew her name till then though), I literally had no idea who she was upon introduction, and did not until shortly before I sealed the deal. She probably liked the fact that I was not a fan and treated her like the average person you’d just strike up a conversation with. Since she is semi-somewhat “high profile”, I am not going to give out her name. The story is all that matters. It is likely that many of you, as I did not, haven’t ever heard of her, but I’m not going to be a dick. (I assume she is really only prominent in the younger teen demographic given what she does).

WH40K – Klitflik Da Orkette

It’s the 41st millennium.

There’s bullshit. Lots. Nobody’s got no damn common sense.

Everywhere there’s some fuck-shit getting started.

Racist humans in power armor want to kill everybody for a dude too high on his lean and in his golden chair to give a damn.

Jeremy Kyle Show guests, grown from mold, are doing World★Star in space.

There’s samurai elf hoes in space. With Predator clothes.

There’s robot zombie black people running around shooting shit with limeade. Grove Street 4 Life.

There’s racist Asian stereotypes from Blue Man Group playing Gundam Wing.

There’s albino elves LARPing as Hellraiser and doing BDSM stuff. In space.

And there’s devil worshipers acting like they got no damn sense. They think they’re affected by demons, but in reality, they’re just on drugs. Khorne? More like bath salts and old coffee. Nurgle? Slaanesh? That’s just ebola and Extacy. Tzeentch? That’s just Snoop Dogg.

And finally, there’s WWI Germans…er, I mean Nazis…er, Imperial Guard running around flashing flashlights in people’s faces.

Whatever everybody’s smoking, it must be some hardcore shit.

Welcome to World Star in space. Warhammer 40,000.

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Up. Up. Up.

My fuck buddy begs me for cum on her bf’s bed [MF] [cheating]

This is something that happened to me a few years ago. I’d been having this on/off fuck-buddy type relationship for years with this girl I’ll call Amy. We first met when we were both 18 and we would basically meet up whenever we were done with our respective friend groups and screw all night. She moved away and then came back, I moved away and then came back. Whenever we would reunite we would teach each other our new kinks and have fucking crazy sex. She definitely opened some doors for me, and I think I did the same with her. But we never dated because…well, because I think we’re just not compatible to date, only to screw. We would drive each other crazy. Or, she would drive me crazy on purpose to wind me up and get me to treat her a certain way…if that makes sense.

Threesome fun [MFF]

It happened a while ago when I was still in university finishing up my undergrad and was with my girlfriend at the time. We had been dating for almost 4 years and her parents and brother had left to visit family in South America which meant a nice empty house with a hot tub for 3 weeks in the summer.

My girlfriend (Sam) at the time was short, brunette, and curves that turned heads to her hips, tits, and ass.

She decided to call her friend (Leah) over so they could just hang out as Leah recently got dumped. Leah was roughly 5’9 and while slightly larger had a smile that melted hearts and huge tits.

Leah came over and we all started catching up as to what was going on, Leah complained about her now ex and laughed at the latest antics of her roommate who was either doing drugs, having sex, or probably both at the same time rather than going to class during the summer.

Escape From Mulholland Drive [Mf][BDSM][nc][anal insertion]

Maybe it was her adrenaline, maybe the discomfort of her body’s unnatural position, but Jenna emerged from unconsciousness to a drugged haze to see herself in a brick room filled with wine racks. Her jaw hurt from the rubber ball shoved in her mouth, held by leather straps across her tangled in her hair. Her hands yanked against the hard zip ties binding her wrists to rough iron table legs. Her stomach and breasts were squashed against cold glass and she moved her head from side to side to see that she was naked and splayed out spread eagle over a glass coffee table with wrought iron legs. Her tears smeared the glass beneath her face as she yanked at her bound ankles. They too were bound to table legs. Where was she? Given the dankness, the earthy smell, and bottles of wine, she could tell she was underground in a wine cellar with no idea if it was night or day or even what day it was.

“Sleeping beauty awakes.”

[MF] nurse gives a helping hand part 5

I needed to set this one up so It’d make sense so if you just want the nasty scroll down a bit
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So the day after that amazing blow job I was busting at the seems to tell Rachel cause I just had to tell someone and she was my best friend. 

So as I often did we studied together at the laundry mat while she did her laundry. 

Rachel: she did what? How was it? Did she swallow? How did she do it? 

So I retold the events of the night in extreme detail. And she soaked it all up, hanging on my every word. 

Rachel: wow you are one lucky man. Speaking of Sarah Can I confess something to you? 

Josh: Rach you can tell me anything you know that, I would never judge you. You’re my best friend. 

Rachel: you know the other day while I was in your room and Sarah “changed” you?

Josh: ya what about it? 

Rachel: while I watched as she jerked you and I kinda got off too…

Josh: ya I know I saw you do it but didn’t say anything cause I didn’t know if you wanted me to know

The Object of my College Affection [mf]

During my time in college, I had most of my classes with the same group of people. One girl in particular, Casey, caught my eye immediately. Casey was of average height for a woman, had a dark, exotic complexion and obsidian hair to match. What I, and I’m sure every heterosexual male, noticed first about Casey were her enormous breasts, which she put on display every day with low-cut tops. I would sit next to her in group projects, and I could barely keep my eyes off of her inviting melons. I was in a relationship most of my time in college, so I never really tried to make a move; I just admired her majestic beauty from afar, always wondering what it would feel like to have my beard rub between her olive-hued breasts. As fate would have it, one cool, April night shortly before graduation, I would have to wonder no more (for better or for worse).