The Batman (2021) but Ana de Armas is Alfred [str8][mf][celeb][kissjob][blowjob]

The chatter in the packed movie theater dies down as the lights begin to darken. Every head turns to face forwards. The anticipation is evident on everyone’s faces as they stare at the dark screen. They’ve all realized that the previews are over and it is finally time for one of the most anticipated films of the year to begin: The Batman, directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson, Ana de Armas, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Jeffrey Wright, and Colin Farrell, among others.

The audience seems to be in a perpetual hush as the films opening studio logos dramatically fade in and out on screen, Michael Giacchino’s score gently pumping through the theater’s speakers as it builds and builds. For a brief moment, there’s an excited murmur in the audience as the opening shot appears on screen: a forest, with a city skyline in the background. Then the theater is quiet again. White text fades in as the camera starts to pan down.

It reads: Somewhere on the Outskirts of Gotham City

Seeking an author for a very weird celebrity erotica I’d like someone to write.

I’d like to commission an author to write a celebrity erotica for me. It is weird, pointless, and absolutely silly. But I will pay for it to exist. Here is the basic plot.

A young man is captured by celebrities who are into femdom and want a man as a sex slave. First, he is tied to a chair, and the female singer Dua Lipa has her way with him. She plays her song “Blow Your Mind (Mwah)” on a stereo and sloppily kisses him in rhythm to every “mwah” in the song. When it is over, she gives him tons of brutally slobbery kisses and face licks, leaving his face dripping wet, covered in lipstick, and his mouth thoroughly invaded by her tongue. After that, he is castrated by Taylor Swift with a vice as she rants at him with all sorts of misandry. He is then given to Carly Rae Jepsen to live forever as an attendant to her beautiful delicate feet and to worship her smooth thighs.

Yep, that’s it. It’s stupid as Hell, I know. But my money is good, and I just want this story to happen. Please contact me if interested, or post here and I’ll contact you.

The Princesses in the Tower – Prologue [Maledom] [Male supremacy]

**Prologue**

My backside was already sore from the bus tour and the thighs weren´t exactly in paradise either. The mind was preoccupied with other troubles. The girl things. The feelings of injustice. The school things. Well, the September was almost here and I was just seventeen. It wasn´t so unbelievable that I rode to boarding school… Except gal sitting jest next to me, looking from the windows with red eyes, was definitely around 40. I´ve seen quite a lot of variations, though not someone who would be much older than her… In a vicinity I saw a four girls around my age, three of them just mortified, the last one was trying to help Asian with a long hair who couldn´t stop crying and was probably 20-something.

More sounds were coming from the above deck of the bus. There was something perverted about it, but I felt some security from the thuds of steps of the wardens above. Not so much from seeing them down here. I wished with all my heart that suddenly some vortex would open before the bus and we would end in some another dimension. But, in a sense, that´s exactly where we were heading. The Logic, you ceased to be.

Nicki Minaj Called Me (Part 1/3)

I had no intention of ever going back. All these months later, and [the Nicki Minaj Experience](https://www.reddit.com/r/rhonnie14/comments/bdceon/premiere_i_was_hired_to_write_nicki_minajs/) still haunted me. Still lingered in my dreams and nightmares. Ash and I were only there for a few weeks but what felt like years given the sexual mania.

I felt exhausted from sex both pleasurable and taboo. All of it enjoyable even through the pain. Of course, by the time Nicki let us go, I was more than ready to leave her L.A. pink palace behind for our cozy apartment in Albany, Georgia. Even if Ashley wasn’t. And even if I never did get a biography out of it.

Being a newly-freed sex slave did present some problems. No longer could I rely on the Queen spoiling us. Soon, my book money ran dry. My series of odd jobs from [911 trainee](https://www.reddit.com/r/rhonnie14/comments/bxqm1e/premiere_this_is_my_scariest_911_call_and_it/) to [7th grade English teacher](https://www.reddit.com/r/rhonnie14/comments/cscing/premiere_i_found_a_disturbing_note_in_my_middle/) were predictable disasters. Here I was back to being a deadbeat horror writer. My small, loyal fanbase glad to see me churning out stories… Even if I was struggling to make any real cash. And on top of everything else, my ass was still sore heading into December.

I need inspiration

I have an idea and the need to write out multiple short stories of a sexual nature centered around a single woman. Each story takes steps to erode away her Vanilla nature in more and more drastic means until she has the sexual desire the antagonist wants.

But I’m lacking the woman to write this story around so I’m turning to you for help. If you have a wife/gf, model, pornstar, celebrity or pretty much any woman that has multiple pictures to pull from please send them to my kik at spartanheadnc and I’ll happily share my stories with you and whoever wants to hear.

Thank you.

Coed Cumbuddies 02 [mf] [Blowjob] [Pronebone] [Cowgirl] [Creampie]

A few days ago I had a surprise encounter with the hottest girl I’d ever seen. Up until that encounter, I had never met her. We passed each other in the halls, but didn’t take any classes together, so I never really had the chance to speak to her. My roommate Ashton labeled her ‘Triple B’ because she was a busty, blue-eyed brunette. Ashton had objective nicknames for all the ‘7-UP girls’, anyone he considered at least a seven or better on the hot scale. What a charmer.

Despite his blatant womanizing and complete disrespect to the female gender, I was stuck with him and tried to make the best of it. Triple B was always my favorite of his 7-UP girls, and as luck would have it, she wound up in my stall one morning to shower. We go to one of the few colleges that still allows coed showering in an effort to de-sexualize the human body. Ironically, all I could think about when I found out about the coed showers was how many naked girls I’d get to see and have sex with.

you have to GRAB your opportunities when you can [FF] –> [FFM]

I hope everyone is having a safe quarantine/social distancing time! Here’s another one of my longish sexy posts. I hinted at this encounter in my last one. Enjoy! (Also I’m going to keep track of how many times I touch myself while I write this. The line is at 3.5… you’d be a fool to not hammer the over here ?)

When I was in college a few years ago, my boyfriend and I had a fantastic sex life. I talk more about the beginnings of that in my other post, “yes, sir”. I’m Ellie (brunette, average height, smallish boobs, decent ass), and he’s Chris (tall, lean, messy light brown hair). So much of our relationship revolved around sex. When we weren’t together, we did a lot of sexting. We’d talk all day about different things we wanted to do, and we would reminisce in detail on things we’d done before. We had a long-standing discussion about the possibility of a threesome. I would send him pictures of different girls so he could said yes or no. Of course, he didn’t say no to any girl, whether it was someone from my chem class or a celebrity. It became sort of an inside joke since the possibility of an actual threesome didn’t seem realistic.

[F] I Was In a Trap/Hip-Hop Music Video This Past Weekend.

Before you all ask, no, I will not share which artist nor which song. I’m here simply to tell you my experience. Besides, the duo is only starting out right now and this was their first music video. You probably don’t know them yet. So if you’re here to hear about how some celebrity groped me during a music video, you can leave. Lol.

Anyway, I was contacted on Friday about appearing in a music video. One of the rappers reached out to me through Instagram. Although I’ve done some modeling and some acting, I wouldn’t say I’m actually a model or an actress as I’m not very actively pursuing them. However, if something comes my way, and it pays, I do accept the offers.

He explained how the director he had hired had already taken care of casting all the girls in the music video but that he had stumbled upon my profile and thought I looked stunning and he really wanted me in the music video. He explained all the details of how long the shoot would be, how much I would get paid, and he left the good stuff for the end. He explained how I would be the girl with the most explicit job.

I’m a smut writer for hire who loves writing about panties

Hi, my name is Sam! A few years back I decided to write custom erotica for people because I needed the money, and it was a lot of fun. So much so that after a long enough break, I’ve decided to return to the world of smut-writing, because damn it if I’m not really good at writing erotic short stories for people. I’m a good listener and I like to hear everything that a person is into and what they’re looking for before I write their tale.

But more than anything, my favorite thing to write about is the panty fetish. I just love it, and I’ve done it enough times now that I know exactly what people are looking for when they want erotica or dirty writing about panties. It’s not just about how hot the woman looks in them and how tightly it contours against her ass, or how see-through it is, or how much of her camel toe it shows – it’s about what brand it is, what type it is, what color it is, whether it’s cotton or satin, whether it has a big waistband with the brand name, if it has patterns, and so on – because all of that tells a story about the person wearing it. And whatever your favorite type is on a woman, I’d be happy to write a story about it for you if you want. If you want to read a story about your favorite celebrity getting rammed while wearing a pair of black Victoria’s Secret hipsters, for example, I’m here for you :)

[FM] Fucked thrice this past weekend by my new FWB

This story is a continuation from my [previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/f7fzcu/fm_a_night_of_firsts_my_first_hookup_with_a/)

Alex was certainly a gentleman despite his boorish nature. He had texted me multiple times in the past week since we first hooked up that he “wanted to fukk my brains out” when I was off my period. As promised I told him when I had finished my period and he picked me up from my house in his Mercedes. He took me to drink at a local cider place, where we had a couple of ciders before heading back to his place where he introduced me to a game called “Fuck the Dealer.” Just the sort of frat game that gets you fucked up fast. Basically, the dealer checks the top card of the deck and the other guesses the card. You get two guesses; after the first guess, the dealer can hint if the card is higher or lower than the guess. If the card has been incorrectly guessed, the loser has to drink; if correct, the dealer has to drink. The amount drunk is based on the difference between the actual card’s value and the guess.