Let me first start off by saying this is not some bullshit, “I TURNED HER STRAIGHT!” story. I do not think my dick has special powers. No one was “turned” in this story, and Amy is actually happily married to a woman now.
So about two years ago, I was visiting my hometown for a friend’s wedding. It wasn’t a close friend, but I was invited, and I knew all my old friends would be there…so why not? Plus, free drinks, free food, awkward white people dancing, what’s not to love? I spent most of the wedding night with my best friend Nathan and his sister Amy.
I’ve known Nathan for over a decade. His sister Amy is two years older than us and basically took care of him when their mother was addicted to drugs. As the title hints, Amy is a lesbian. I’m not putting her in that category, by the way. She is very vocal about it. The type that has bumper stickers on her car announcing it. She’s got a lot of tattoos, buzz cut, and is very short. If I had to compare her to a celebrity, I’d say she’s a much (MUCH) edgier version of [Emma Watson](https://images.edexlive.com/uploads/user/imagelibrary/2020/6/11/original/gettyimages-485360238.jpg).