Ok, so, this is the first time I’ve tried actually writing one of these out instead of just replaying it in my head, so we’re gonna see how this turns out.
I guess first I gotta go through the boring background stuff. So first, cuz you’ll get confused if I don’t specify, my wife (GF at the time) and I are both chicks. Got that? Awesome. Anyway. She’s 34, about 6’0″, with long black hair, a delectable southern accent, and broad hips and shoulders, I guess you’d call that a “farm girl” build, but I just call it fuckin’ hot. Great rack, great ass, I’m totally super lucky.
I’m not as gorgeous. I’m 21, just a hair under 5′, my hair is red now but at the time I was rocking blonde. I work out, but I also love fudge, so it kinda cancels. Pretty average. I guess more people would describe me as “adorable” than “smokin'”, but I’m cool with that. I’m told I have a cute nose. Stay away from my nose.