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The time me and my good friend tag teamed my barber [MFF]

I have a good friend named Erica, I am male 39 and she is female 26 we have been friends for years and have fucked so many times. The funny think though, Erica is totally a bro, she is super funny, always jokes around, and has the best meme game in the free world. Like she is a total Bro, HILARIOUS. Anyways, I never want to be in a 3some situation with a MFM because I have never seen an erect penis other then my own in person, and the thought of seeing one live in action terrifies me lol.(LOL)

About Erica’s looks, she is GORGEOUS, 5 ft 4 super thin and athletic, dance teacher, half japanese, half white, but a TOTAL goofball, just has like the funniest personality ever. Amazing body, super tight pussy.

side note about how funny she is, i still laugh till this day, one time we were fucking and had a super long session she goes,

“oh man can we stop my pussy is wrecked and super tired”

I pull out and lay down and say it’s ok babe no big deal we don’t have to finish Read more »

[MF] Story of my first ever one night stand with very petite 5’0″ 85 lbs Asian girl, i was not expecting her to finish me off this way..

2I had some decent interest in my first post her a few days back so figured this would be a fun story to tell, i had written this up a few days back but the title was not that relevant to the overall story and what the experience represented and my grammar etc was pretty bad so I’ve re-articulated everything this time round

I’ll start with a bit of backstory, start of last year I rocked up to a mates 26th bday about 2 hours late, it was a Saturday night, most people were either totally drunk or passed out with a few still left sober and just chatting, so i stuck with another couple i knew and we were just chillin in our corner and talking to others randomly when they came over for small talk

I noticed early on a very petite asian girl, she was probably 5’0 or maybe 4’11 and looked about 85lbs (she was indeed 85lbs as i discovered later down the track) she was wearing a big shirt with black leggings on, she didn’t really have much of a body, no boobs and legs were skinny, a few times she was reaching up towards the kitchen cupboard to get something and i peeked over as her shirt went up and revealed her ass Read more »

Saucy Dishes [FF] [sexual puns] [humor]

Mumbled voices can be heard though out the sound stage. Suddenly, the lights turn up revealing a large luxurious kitchen. A brick oven dominates the space as granite counter tops shine in the light. The crowd (mostly men, of course) is hushed as the announcer speaks. “welcome back to another hot and heavy episode of saucy dishes. Here come your hosts now. Two girls who know a thing or two about eating out. All the way from forworth, Texas. That southern treat who brings the heat- Kim!” applause erupts as a tall southern belle of a woman enters waving from stage left. Her fiery red mane hanging down to her shoulders in bouncy curls. Her six two frame almost all legs and her ample DD breasts barely contained by a skimpy green apron. “and from Pasadena, California. That exotic dish you’ve all drooled over- sue!” another round of applause as, entering from stage right, a beauty from the far East. Her asian features a treat for the eyes from her silky black hair hanging to the waist of her petite five one body to the already erect nipples of her perky C cups poking though her thin blue apron. “thank you and welcome to saucy dishes with Kim and sue. We’ve got a great show for you today.” says Kim as the crowd settles down. “first off, I want to remind you to check your seat numbers. Tonight is our annual blowjob raffle. At the end of the show we will draw a number out of a hat. Whoever is the lucky winner will get a two girl BJ from me and sue in the green room after the show. Don’t wanna miss that.” Kim says with a smirk. “no, they don’t, Kim. Giggle. But first a word from our sponsor.” sue reaches under the counter and hands a small tube to Kim. “tonight’s show is brought to you by…BAM!” Kim holds up the tube as sue blushes. “that’s right. Our favorite cajun cutie is now making a gourmet line of sex lube.” Kim squeezes a generous amount of BAM! On to her finger and points to sue. “when cooking you’re going to get hungry. There’s nothing naughty about between meal snacks.” sue gets close to kim’s finger. Eyes closed with a lust filled smile. “well, most of the time. Giggle.” sue says as she closes her mouth around kim’s finger and slowly sucks it clean. Kim’s eyes flutter as a small moan escapes her lips. “whew. Well, sue what are you serving us today?” sue licks her lips as she brings over a covered dish. “Cornish game hen.” sue says as she lifts the lid. Running her hand along the bird she sighs. “I’m going to show you the proper way to prepare the bird.” sue says as she strokes her meat. “first, you need to spread the legs as wide as they will go. Then, get your biggest turkey baster out and make sure that her opening is good and juicy. Don’t be afraid to get it dripping wet. That way she’s ready for a good, hard stuffing.” sue finishes by giving her meat a good smack. “Hmmm. Giggle. And what are you making for desert, Kim?” it takes a moment for Kim to pull her eyes away from sue’s firm, juicy meat. Kim sighs wistfully. “well, the other day I was talking to this handsome British man…” sue interrupts. “talking?” “well, alright…sucking.” the girls share a giggle. “when it occurred to me that we have never done that wonderful British treat. A big…fat…Hmmm…spotted dick!” sue’s mouth drops open. Kim just smiles. “I know, right?” Kim says. Sue shakes her head. “the thought of putting that big, fat dick in my mouth. Oh, my. I’m drooling here. Giggle.” Kim strokes sue’s cheek. “won’t that be nice after having your dirty bird stuffed?” sue sucks gently on kim’s thumb. “we’re going to take our first commercial break so that sue and I can finger each other. We’ll be right back.”

[MF] Sex with the younger(18) girl

To start off I’ll describe myself. I’m 28, 6’3, muscular fat body type (I love Taco Bell), and I’ve been told I’m good looking a few times.

I had been broken up from a 10 yr relationship about 6 months when I decided I had to start putting myself out there. I use bars, instagram, and various dating apps to meet girls usually. Every once in a while, I’ll go on the whisper app just to see what’s up in the area.

Maria had been posting some provocative selfies over the past few weeks, so I decided to send her a msg and see what was up. We got to talking for a while and kind of just clicked so the conversation flowed easy. Then we moved to Snapchat where the pics started flowing. She would post parts of her body, nude and clothed, in her story but only I could see it.

Let me describe Maria now. She is between 5’ to 5’4, a little thick but it’s in all the right places, and she has a piercing in her bottom lip and nipples. She’s Mexican, light skin and really sexy. Her tits are 36DDD and her ass is just as good. Read more »

[MM] Revenge plan for being raped Fun personal Story. Part 5

[Click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/anar16/mm_revenge_plan_for_being_raped_fun_personal/) For part 4

In this part i will include more than one sessions that happened over the span of couple of months. Frank started talking about new experiments that he learned from this person. Frank said that this person was a FBI agent. He explained to me how this person teaches people how to act in sexual acts, whether that is gay or straight. I was interested immediately into this FBI person. So he put me in contact with that guy. Frank gave me his phone number. I started texting this guy, and his approach was completely different from Frank.

Me:”Hi, is this Rob, the FBI agent?”

FBI:”Master wants to know why boy wanted to contact master?”

Me:”I wanted to know if what Frank said was true?”

FBI:”Boy is disrespectful towards Master, he must be punished. Boy needs to answer to master with Yes sir or No Sir. And its Master here who is gonna ask the questions. Does boy understand?”

Me:”What?? no, i am not calling you master or telling you Yes Sir or no Sir. I just want to know”. Read more »

Work head [blowjob] [mF] [older woman] [public]

I had been working with Tracy for about three months. She was recently divorced, and wasn’t incredibly good at our job. When I helped her out during her first week, she claimed she had been out of work for some time. Her husband had supported her for years, and she would stay home while he went to work.

She was a lot older than I was. But she didn’t look it. I didn’t think women in their 40s could look that good outside of Hollywood, but I was wrong. She had such a tight little body, and the way she smiled when we locked eyes across the floor would drive me nuts. Also, she had this way of flirting that made me want to bend her over her desk and fuck her, hard.

We both worked the graveyard shift, 8 PM to 5 AM. It was hardly ever busy, and some nights it would be just the two of us in our little section. Most of the time between calls was spent talking. She told me a lot about her marriage, and how it fell apart. Sometimes, she would mention how lonely she was. I’ll be honest, some evenings I would be rubbing my cock under my desk. I would do it slowly, as not to alarm her of what was going on, and I would often wonder what she would say if she knew what I was doing. Read more »

Finally hooked up with my friend/crush from college [MF] (long)

Bit of a back story first.
This was years before my current relationship. I 23 back then and I am now 35. As a freshman in college I was super fucking horny all the time. I did have a girlfriend back then, but we went to different colleges. So I never really got much action since I wanted to be faithful. However even when I did see my gf she would just blue ball me because she wanted to remain a virgin, so it made it even worse. Eventually I found out she cheated but that’s a bit later.

This story is about my good friend Haley who I met my freshman year after I accidentally hit her with my computer chair in the computer lab. After that we became friends, really close friends. She had a boyfriend and wanted to be loyal as well. But we could both feel the sexual tension since day one.

Throughout all 4 years of college, we continued to be friends and party together. Ocationally we would dance and she would grind on me (she defenetly felt my dick get hard) and we even made out couple of times. Nothing too serious and mostly just drunk and high, so it really ment nothing. But damn the tension was so thick that all our friends already thought we were fucking. Read more »

A [M]oment of [M]adness

As in my first post I mentioned I traveled around with my company, link to that post:

[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/amfade/the_time_i_fucked_an_admin_worker/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/amfade/the_time_i_fucked_an_admin_worker/)

For this trip I had a colleague with me, Andrew. He was outright Gay and during the working day he would always slip in the odd innuendo. I often laughed this off with a shake to my head. In the evening we ate in the hotel we were stopping at. After eating and drinking some alcohol the conversation moved to his relationship past and then the question to me ‘Have you ever been or done anything with a guy?’ I replied no, other than messing around/exploring in my early teens, innocent stuff. I was straight and only had relationships and sex with women. ‘Do you still think about exploring further?’ he said. I thought, wow your really putting me on the spot here. ‘possibly…?’ I replied, with a shrug to my shoulders. ‘Interesting’ he replied. We chatted about something else, general conversation, finished our drinks and headed up to our rooms. As we were heading to our floor (rooms on the same level) Andrew said ‘I have my exploring hat on, invitation is open’. To this day I cant explain why, however I found myself stepping into his room. Read more »