Tag: BJ

Delusions of Grandeur and Praise for the Average Size Dick [FM]

It’s fun to look at massive cocks and to think about them when you’re getting yourself off, but in real life, average size dicks are better.

I have a bit of empirical data to support this hypothesis. I’ve been with a range of average-sized cocks, some massive ones (including a relationship in which I spent some quality time with one), and a tiny cock as well.

You can’t have a quickie with a massive cock. Quickies are so much fun. They’re often unexpected (well hello there!), and there’s often a time constraint (are we going to be late?). There’s often something naughty about them too (if only these people knew we just had a quickie!). And public/semipublic boning usually has to be quick too. Massive cocks generally require more time and preparation than quickies allow.

It can be challenging to give a good blowjob to a massive cock. Especially for me – I’m small, and everything about me is small, including my mouth. So you know who isn’t getting a great blowjob from me? Sadly, a massive cock. I can also deep throat, but small person = small throat too. Read more »

My [M] one gig at a swinger’s group [M/F/M/F/M/F] Yikes!

In my late 20’s, I was part of a band. We never really clicked but we did do quite a few clubs, things like that. Towards the last I found myself getting booked solo at parties, The two nights a week bookings the band was getting were not exactly covering food.

I found myself playing solo guitar background music in a dinner house in East Portland, $20 and a meal. One night this couple came up to me and asked me if I played at private parties, offered me $50!! You BET I played at private parties for that much, so I found myself a couple of days later sitting on a stool in the corner of a large living room, with a houseful of people there.

Now I was much younger than the guests, that was noticeable. Also quite noticeable was there obviously was some things going on I wasn’t used to, like a few couples sitting around getting rather friendly. One guy was on a couch and a lady was blatantly rubbing his crotch, in short order he had one of her boobs out of her dress and was playing with it. Read more »

The Double Punch Facial [MF]

It’s the end of a lazy weekend at home for my girlfriend, Amy, and I. We spend a lot of weekends like this – decompressing after the work week, ordering delivery, and getting shitfaced.

The 4th movie of the day is halfway over and it is a snoozer. This is when inspiration strikes. This is the moment my primal male caveman brain shows up and delivers the surprising news:

“Hello, Mike, you are now horny.”

I look at Amy – she’s not into the movie at all, she’s scrolling through her phone, this is the perfect time to make my move. I give her my sexiest line.

“Can I have a blowjob?”

“Right now?” She replies. “Yes.” I say boldly.

“Hmmmm okay.”

“Score.” I think to myself. “Well done, Mike, you fuckin’ sly fox you.”

We move in to our bedroom so that Amy can assume her preferred blowjob position: Me lying on my back, her either on her knees straddling my legs or laying next to me on her side and using her hand to support her head as she goes down. Read more »

My favorite blowjob I’ve [f] given

He got up before I did. I don’t remember where we were going to, but we had to be there at noon and it was close to 10:30. He kissed me, spanked my ass and told me he was getting a shower. I got out of bed and stretched thoroughly while he was showering, and when he got out I hopped in. I showered, walked to my bedroom and started doing my whole routine. He was already dressed, jeans and a black tee. He was looking at his phone and I got to business. Read more »

34 [MFM] I just fucked my 25th hotwife

(I’m also doing a NSFWIAMA about this and anything else about being a bull: https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/d2coad/im_34_m_a_bull_who_has_just_fucked_my_25th/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

We met on Reddit. We chatted on Kik for a while. They had been roleplaying the idea for a while. They were both around my age. She was very attractive. He had some experience with men from college and was interested in more. He also had been experiencing some trouble in the bedroom and they wanted to try to spice things up.

I met her at a bar near their house. We had a couple of drinks and talked. We right away got along and it was obvious we had chemistry. We were touching each other a bit but nothing too obvious since it was a bar near her house. So I asked her if she wanted to go back to her house which she immediately answered yes to.

We got to her house and her husband was waiting for us. He was obviously nervous but also really into it and expressed how happy he was that she brought me back. He offered me a beer and we talked limits and interests. Read more »

This is Jess [F] and I used to be an easy girl [M]+[M]+[M]+[M]+[M]

This is Jess, and I used to be an easy girl.

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Woke up horny this morning and Jake wasn’t home, he’s at work, and I got myself off thinking about how I was an easy girl when I first started dating Jake.

He doesn’t know about this very much in detail, although when he gets home, I’ll show him this post and we’ll fuck like bunnies for the rest of the week/end.

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What he knows: When we first started dating, I didn’t exactly fall for him head over heels. He was a bit of a jerk, not very stylish, and I like guys who dress well. Now – 5 years later – he’s older, and wiser, and dresses like fucking James Bond, and makes me swoon. But then it was a bit different – jeans and t-shirt, neither very well fitting, etc. So because I was only slowly catching feelings, I dated 4 other guys, off and on, along with him, for about a month and a half. He knows this. He knows that I made out with all 4, and gave a handjob to 2 of the 4. Neither one had a big dick or a great body, so don’t ask. But… Read more »

[FM] A sex filled start to the week. PART 4: The morning after.

We all slept cuddled up in Sarah’s bed for several hours. Sarah was facing me and I woke to her smiling at me and lightly brushing hair from my face.
I said good morning to her and she replied with a really long slow kiss. We smiled at each other again and kissed a bit more.
Our hands began to wander over each other’s body and soon we found our way to each other’s clits.
Still kissing we began to massage each other, getting more and more turned on by the second.
We adjust slightly and as we do my fiancé stirred slightly and rolled onto his back, his usual morning wood fully on show practically begging for us to do something about it. He started to snore again slightly, we giggled a little and decided to leave him for a moment.
Sarah playfully went “sshhh” at me, and then pulled out a small box from under her bed. She had a few toys in there she grabbed out the “Hitachi” and gestured for me to follow her. Read more »

[m]y first online hookup

I have been in a very vanilla relationship for the past 4 years (since high school). She has never been into trying kinky or new stuff during sex and I have always been curious so I got on fetlife and decided to test the waters. I ended up meeting a woman ( we will call her J). We end up messaging a lot on kik and decide to meet up. So far from our messaging and exchanging pictures, she has a lot of things I find attractive: she’s shorter than me, she’s blond, and she is thick. So we agree on a time to meet up. She ends up being almost an hour late to the restaurant. I never went in due to having to go back to work really soon. She showed up and greeted me in the parking lot. She apologized for being late and we engaged in some small talk. I said I couldn’t stay long and needed to go back to work. I could tell she was upset for being so late so I said “I do have a back seat ya know” she said “ok let’s go”. We get to the back seat of my car and immediately begin making out. I grab her tits and feel up her body and slide my hand up her dress to start fingering her. Then I remembered she was into being a sub. So I pull down my pants and grab her by her throat and say “show me what you said your mouth can do” and shoved her face onto my cock. She immediately starts sucking. Using her hand to move along with her mouth. I’m grabbing the back of her head and then proceed to put both hands on her head and fucked her mouth. It had been a while since I’ve had a good blowjob so I got close to cumming really fast. I told her I was about to cum and she kept sucking until I came in her mouth. She swallowed it all while still sucking my dick. I pushed her on her back and began to fuck her drenched pussy hard. Next thing I know I’m close to blowing my load in her so I pull out and end up doing it in my hand. I clean up with some napkins and we get dressed again and I head back to work.

[MF] Me [19] and my best friend [21] finally making out… (FINAL UPDATE)

So everyone, I highly recommend you to read the first and second part for a further understanding of this story (check my other posts). Also I’m not native speaker so feel free to point out my grammar mistakes so I can improve faster.

It’s been 8 days since Lola and I started to be having sex. We’ve had a lot of fun for sure but we’re also dealing with some studies related stuff such as work, assignments, and deadlines but also sometimes we have to go to Cinema festivals. 

In this case Lola was gone for the Southern France on the “Côte d’Azur” because of a short movies festival. Her whole trip lasted for a few days : she had meetings, classes, conferences and projections. Lola’s availability, even by texting, was really low. Our amount of communication went to almost minimum even though we’re the kind to be texting each other all the time, talking about whatever crosses our minds. Despite this very low communication, I knew she was missing me as much as I was missing her. I could feel it, she was getting thirstier and thirstier for lust and so was I… Read more »

A Story About A Threesome [FMF, Cheating, Oral, Anal, Creampie, Facial]

Tonight’s venue was small but Matthew preferred things that way. Small venues made it easier to feel the energy of the audience and that helped him feel connected to the performance, even if he wasn’t the one up on stage. He stood near the back of the small crowd and mixed in with the patrons who had showed up for his band’s latest gig.

Well, it wasn’t his band. Not exactly anyway. It was hardly even a band.

On the stage performed two of Matthew’s friends. Their names were Lauren and Stephanie and, Matthew hadn’t known them very long, the three had grown close over the last few months. They were part of a musical group back home, something they did as a hobby more than anything else. The two women had known each other since childhood and had been involved in music for almost two decades now. He had organized this little tour as a favor to them and it wasn’t like they had expected a career to magically spring forth because of it. It was a bit of fun. Perhaps just putting old dreams to rest. Read more »