Some people like to chug a glass of water. Others hold their breath. Bartenders may suggest a lemon and bitters. My cure, is a good old fashion blowjob.
I don’t really get hiccups too often. But when I do, it usually sticks around for a while. In the past, I’ve tried everything to get rid of them. At first, hiccups are a nuisance, perhaps embarrassing depending on where you are. But when you’re several minutes in, you just want them gone. And you’ll try anything.
A while ago, my husband and I were having dinner at home. Just a normal night, catching up on each other’s days. I don’t know what caused it, but I started to get the hiccups. My husband suggested that I drink an entire glass of water – that always works for him. So I did, and I thought it worked, but only a few seconds later they came back. That’s when my husband suggested that I gave him a blowjob. Haha, very funny. Laugh at my slight misery. I brushed him off, and held my breath with no success. After a few more failed attempts at a self cure, I was defeated. I just want them gone. Again, my husband suggested that his dick was the answer. My cure and my salvation. Like I said, I’ll try anything to get rid of them, so I finally caved to his stupid idea.