Tag: BJ

My mansluttiest day ever – [MF] , [MT]

Summer 2011

I moved to Austin Texas on a whim after how much I hated the last Minnesota winter. I didn’t know too many people at first, so I was very active on dating apps, leading to my mansluttiest day ever. This is the day that I hiked, had dinner with a lesbian couple, then got one of pair pregnant, drove back to Austin, hooked up with a beautiful Transwoman, and then ended the night with my fuckbuddy. Names edited for anonymity.

Brief preamble:

Beautiful day in early summer. Driving out past Bastrop, hiking through the woods, seeing little lizards, and enjoying my own company, but all to get me close to one little town. My solo fun done, I navigate into town, arriving at a nice little house. There, I hung out with a lesbian couple, and their two kids. We have chicken fried steak and watch part of Despicable Me. The conversation feels a bit awkward because it’s all leading to the bedroom (as we arranged previously on line), and my foolhardy choice to knock up a stranger so that she and her partner can raise another child.

Sexiness Starts here: Read more »

Quarantine Adventure: Misplaced Texts (MFF)

The rest of the week, I kept texting the two of them. It was surprisingly difficult to maintain two different sexting convos at the same time without mixing them up. Luckily, I’d been replaying each encounter constantly, which helped sort out the details.

By the weekend, in both conversations, there were hints of another meet up. I was too happy to oblige. Thursday night, I confirmed with Eva to come through the next day after work. In the morning, I shot off a “looking forward to seeing you after work” text and waited.

Soon, Eva was walking in and we were in the bedroom, making out. Both of our shirts had come off and I was finishing kissing from her nipples to between her thighs when we heard a knock at my front door.

“Did you order food or something?” Eva said, disappointed. I shrugged, annoyed at the timing. I pulled myself away from the intoxicating aura between her legs, and slumped out of the bedroom, bothering only to flick my dick up into the waistband, but not to put a shirt on. I looked over my shoulder, and saw Eva lightly touching herself. I hurried now. Read more »

The Batman (2021) but Ana de Armas is Alfred [str8][mf][celeb][kissjob][blowjob]

The chatter in the packed movie theater dies down as the lights begin to darken. Every head turns to face forwards. The anticipation is evident on everyone’s faces as they stare at the dark screen. They’ve all realized that the previews are over and it is finally time for one of the most anticipated films of the year to begin: The Batman, directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson, Ana de Armas, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Jeffrey Wright, and Colin Farrell, among others.

The audience seems to be in a perpetual hush as the films opening studio logos dramatically fade in and out on screen, Michael Giacchino’s score gently pumping through the theater’s speakers as it builds and builds. For a brief moment, there’s an excited murmur in the audience as the opening shot appears on screen: a forest, with a city skyline in the background. Then the theater is quiet again. White text fades in as the camera starts to pan down.

It reads: Somewhere on the Outskirts of Gotham City Read more »

Windows (Exhibitionist, masturbation, older woman, younger man, cock, pussy, cum)

He was standing in front of the window again in his boxer briefs, same as every evening, a glass of amber colored liquid in hand. Was it whiskey? Rum? Scotch? Bourbon? Maybe Cognac? He looked like a Cognac man, she decided. She was unaware of when this ‘standing in the window in his boxer shorts’ had become a thing. Or, more accurately, she could not remember the exact timing, she had merely looked out the window one night and saw him there, in all his half-naked glory. He was an Adonis. He was every adjective to describe male sexuality, ever. She found him hot. He made her *feel* hot.

From across her way she studied his form. The toned thighs and legs, the shadows of dark hair all over the parts of his body she could see. How the dark hairs clouded over and became thicker from underneath his belly button, a delicious trail to where the fun began below the waistband of his boxer briefs. Read more »

My Quarantine Survival Guide, Part 2: But, Buddy ([MF], anal, improper shower use)

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/geb1ns/my_quarantine_survival_guide_part_1_reenter_riley/) is here, for those that want repeat exposition. We pick up a couple days later down the hall from my apartment…

“No, I don’t have a jockstrap.” Brian was fuming.

“Of course I have a jockstrap. Everyone does.” Benny replied innocently as he coasted past the blue-shell shocked Yoshi, guiding Princess Rosalina’s Kart to victory.

I coasted past Brian too, launching a salvo of irrelevant green shells past the finish line as I went. “Well, I thought I did, but I haven’t seen it in years. No telling where it’s gone.”

“Fucking Mario Kart is stupid. We should go back to Smash.” Brian made a move to toss the controller, thought better of it, and slouched down to start the next race.

“Honey, not in front of the company.” Benny deadpanned, clearly pleased with himself.

“Fuck off.” Brian tossed his controller onto the oversized ottoman and stalked off toward the bathroom, abandoning his racer at the starting line as Benny and I sped forth. Read more »

Quarantine Adventure: Meeting the Nosey Neighbor (MF)

The next morning, I woke up to a sexy selfie from Riley with a caption, “So sore, but I slept so good last night!” I smiled, saving the picture. I had no intention of showing somebody else, but I knew I would be returning to it again, when I needed a reminder how it felt inside her.

Replaying yesterday, I remembered my neighbor watching. I didn’t know her name, but I had seen her around. Once, she was on the elliptical in front of me at the gym. Her ass bouncing in those leggings was mesmerizing.

A couple days later, I finally decided to take out the trash. Walking away from the dumpster, I noticed a lucky surprise. That cute neighbor was walking towards me with a bag of trash.

“Hi! I’m Eva” She greeted brightly as she heaved trash into the dumpster.

“Hey, James” I replied, not sure how to play this, but she was straight to the point.

“I saw your little show the other day.” I actually blushed a little. “Entertaining. I just wish I could have gotten a closer look.”

“Oh, word?” Read more »

The Pleasure of Business: An Erotic Novel, Chapter 2 (MF) (Toy Play) (Office Play) (Oral)

That evening, Anna took his order to heart. She got home, kissed her husband deeply on the mouth, and upstairs with a bottle of wine to run a bath. The warm water felt incredibly therapeutic after the what her body had been through earlier in the day.

“I’ve fucked porn stars and princesses… I want to fuck you, Anna.” His words echoed in her head over and over. She shook her head in disbelief. Why would he pick her when he could have any woman he wants? Not that she should complain, she thought, her mind replaying how she had been fucked. A smile spread across her face as she dipped her hand under the water to touch herself. But even her own touch was too much for her ravaged womanhood. She let out a sigh, sipped her wine, and let the warm water work its magic on her many aching parts.

The next day she got dressed, tight black skirt, and a simple v-neck with a cardigan, 4-inch stiletto heels, and a necklace that hung deep into her ample cleavage. She made sure her makeup was perfect. She was no longer just dressing for work. She was dressing to impress. Quickly kissing her husband out of band she walked out the door, anxious to see her new office. Read more »

I [F]ucked my landlord to skip last month’s rent

Are real stories allowed on this sub?

I usually don’t have money problems. I work at a bar, and on a good night I get tipped out more than I make in salary, especially if I don’t wear a bra and put on the “ditsy bartender” act. I have pretty big boobs to begin with, and acting slutty all shift is a turn-on… so it’s a win-win. Usually I do just fine. I rent a nice apartment in Providence, overlooking the water, right up the street from work.

But, all of that came to an end in March, when my bar closed on account of COVID-19. And I got screwed out of an unemployment check thanks to a glitch in the paperwork that I still haven’t figured out (I’m a bartender, not an accountant… sue me.)

So I paid my March rent with my last paycheck, and I decided I wouldn’t worry about it. Lockdown couldn’t last more than a couple weeks, right? It was a little boring, but at first it was just an inconvenience. I invested in a nice new glass dildo, I named it Melvin, and I spent *a lot* of quality time with Melvin in April. Read more »

Zoom Call [MF] [Blowjob]

Jenni and Paul had been quarantined at home together for weeks now. Stress levels had risen as both of them attempted to do their jobs from home. The slightest irritation seemed to lead to a fight and they hadn’t had sex in over a week, which was quite a long time for a couple that used to go at it like rabbits.

Jenni had already finished her work for the day, but Paul was still in his office on what appeared to be a never ending Zoom call with his coworkers. Sick of the constant bickering and lack of sex, Jenni decided to surprise Paul and reignite the spark they had in the early days of their relationship. She stripped naked and tiptoed quietly into Paul’s office, making sure to stay just out of view of the camera. She smiled coyly as Paul attempted to maintain his ‘work face.’ As she got into position under his desk, she noticed he was only wearing a pair of boxers to go with his button up shirt and tie. “Thanks quarantine!” she thought to herself as she took in the sight of his enormous cock bulging in his boxers. Read more »