So, as I might have implied the last time I posted here, I like nerds. I’m not sure what that says about me, to be honest. Possibly just that I’m a nerd. But anyway, the fact coincides nicely with my Reddit hookup story: you can probably imagine my delight when I saw an r4r ad that ran something like ’30s [MF4F] London – In town for Comic Con, be our third?’
It was a warm Saturday morning in May, I had clearly woken up horny and impulsive, and I sent a message right away.
(I’m sorry, this gets a bit long—the line below is where clothes start coming off.)
My days of finding sex on Reddit are long since over, but even at their height I wouldn’t say I had much luck. I had got off to a rocky start when, maybe a few months before this one, I thought it would be fun to give a blowjob to a man with a cock as long and as wide as my forearm. It felt funny to swallow for days afterward. Deciding I had earned a little reciprocation, I posted a while later asking for someone to eat me out, but I balked at the thought of sorting through two hundred messages from guys who wanted to worship my precious flower until I squirted so much that they drowned and went to heaven where, they tended to assume, they’d just find my pussy waiting for them again anyway. Read more »