A few caveats:
* this is all a true story, but I’m changing a few identifying details
* everything is consensual
* we really do hate each other
So early last year, “Sarah” transfers into our firm’s office from the other coast. She’s fresh out of business school and a real go-getter. She’s also a tremendous bitch. Petty, passive-aggressive, vain and just plain nasty. Barks orders at the cleaning staff, hypercritical sort of stuff. Unfortunately, she is also extremely attractive. D-cup tits that she knows how to show off while still dressing professionally, flawless makeup every day, thick dark brown hair, heels. Thick, round ass that you can’t take your eyes off of. She does a 5AM heavy workout class every day.
Not that I’m a super nice guy. I am not. A lot of people think I’m a jerk. I’m a few steps above Sarah rank-wise at our firm and I’m also sort of a big deal, in the sense I hold a big book of client business. I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. But I still don’t yell at janitorial staff to pick up my shit.