I smoked a lot of weed when I was a junior (last year), and I usually went over to my friend’s fraternity to smoke. He rolled big blunts and always had edibles that he gave out to people. Last fall quarter, one day after class I went over to his fraternity one afternoon to smoke.
Since freshman year I had lost almost 45 lbs from lifting, running and yoga. I almost always went out in some athleisure, and this day was no exception when I wore a white crop top and pink Bandier yoga pants.
So I went over and chilled and smoked. And got pretty high. Now when I get high, I get paranoid. But last year I would get stupid and horny. And that’s pretty much what happened.
The topic got onto how all girls wear yoga pants nowadays and I told them it was because they’re comfy. No, they said. It was because we wanted to show off our legs and butt. True, they had a point. My friend was like “let me see your butt”, and I got up on the couch on my knees and stuck my butt out. Almost instantly one of the other brothers came by and slapped my butt. And another slap, and another. They were a bunch of dogs just slapping my butt cheeks around.