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Don’t worry, he’s asleep [MF]

The room spun.

After a particularly heavy house party, at the inevitable ending of the night, I managed to stagger upstairs with my girlfriend. Both of us leaned heavily on each other. In the usual state which comes from that perfect level of alcohol, we giggled, joked and laughed our way out of our clothes and made our way into bed. Even blind drunk, I could still appreciate her red lacy bra, which pushed up her tits the perfect amount, and her red lacy panties, which only made her stunningly firm ass stand out even more than it already did.

It was then, with the room still flying around, every object blurring into a myriad of smeared colours, I noticed something.

We weren’t alone.

I knew her gay best friend was at the party with us, but how come he was crashing out on the floor in her room?

“It’s okay…” Charlotte, my girlfriend slurred. “He can get a cab in the morning.”

I couldn’t fight off the sleep calling me and I blissfully slipped into a deep, vodka induced slumber. Read more »

You don’t need Fireworks to end the night with a Bang… [FM]

With Halloween already a distant memory, now is the time of year we Brits would traditionally be looking forward to our next half-arsed quasi-‘seasonal’ event; celebrating the occasion when a bloke tried but failed miserably to blow up our ruling elite in the only manner deemed appropriate: Letting off a load of fireworks and gathering around communal bonfires!

To provide a little more context for those who’s never experienced ‘Bonfire Night’/’Guy Fawkes Day’, let me provide a little context for the typical ‘event’. For those already in the know, feel free to skip ahead. This will likely be a lengthy and mind-numbingly unsexy preamble, even by my standards.

Most UK towns and cities will play host to some form of Nov 5th celebration. In some cases these are tiny affairs with a small fire, a gathering of a few hundred people, and five disappointing minutes of things going ‘bang’ in the sky. Others are far larger with thousands of attendees, usually incorporate some live music in the prelude, and feature moderately impressive displays. At least for those inclined to look up into the sky and say ‘ooh’ at some pretty lights and loud noises. Read more »

Celeb Sex Story: Having steamy sex with a married Gal Gadot .

Hello, I am Sid a fixer in Bollywood and I fixed people’s problems, so I have friends in high places .

It was a time when she was not getting any film; producer didn’t want to hire her as their film’s actress. Some said that she doesn’t have acting skills. There was talk of Hollywood remake of Justice League .

I called her and said that their project is big and they want to launch the movie on worldwide level and it would be a Hollywood style movie and they are framing her in one of the main lead role of the film. “ You know how stories like these go right lets cut to the chase “

I told to her straight that if she wants the role she needs to fuck me and do everything I say , she agreed . Here is what she wore to the interview – [https://i.redd.it/wgcpxxn8y3y41.jpg](https://i.redd.it/wgcpxxn8y3y41.jpg) .

“You Israeli whore I am gonna fuck you in this studio like your husband never fucked you at home “ I said to her. Read more »

[MF] [mast] [oral] [exh] BRIDGE JACK OFF – Joey’s girlfriend puts on a show for some trucker while everyone is stopped for a drawbridge.

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Joey and I were sitting in the front seat of his van, the bridge was up, and we were stuck in traffic. As I looked around I saw we were stopped next to an eighteen-wheeler and the driver was looking very intently down at my body.

I like to tease old perverts so I casually opened my blouse and gradually gave him a great view of my bare tits and nipples. I was wearing shorts so it would have been a little difficult to show off my pussy casually.

I looked out over the river and could tell that we were going to be here for at least 15 minutes more. There were two big ships trying to pass the bridge in opposite directions and that always took forever. So I decided to give Joey a nice hand job to let that trucker know what he was missing. Read more »

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***Jack’s Offshore***

The blue and white Bell Jet Ranger helicopter was closing on the oil rig, eighty miles into the green choppy sea off Port Fourcon, Louisiana. Jack told himself he wasn’t going back offshore again. Ever. Yet, here he finds himself, accepting another hitch – not on the platform he’s flying to, but on the one-hundred-forty foot supply boat tied up to it. Twenty-eight days on – fourteen off.

Although his experience on resupply vessels would likely secure him a better-than-good shot at a lucrative position on a platform, Jack knew it was too much of a career for him. Too much responsibility. These rig companies would constantly ask him go to this school – to acquire new skills, and go to that school – for a new certification. Thoughts of it found his motivation on the floor. Plus, they’d want him to do things, many things, which if done incorrectly, could result in loss of life or limb. The boat was plenty dangerous, but he was an independent contractor there. Deckhands were the lowest paid workers in the industry, and that was just alright with Jack. He was by no means stupid – he just wanted to do stupid work. Read more »

[MF] [Str8] [Inc] [F/D] Stranded: Part 2

Part 2

It was funny how hours stretched into days, before they stretched into weeks. And then, a month – no, two months – had passed. For the father-daughter duo who found themselves stranded on the island, time had lost meaning, especially as rescue had not come. For Jason, hope of rescue had died a while ago. Even Kelly, who had been insistent that somebody had to be coming, was no longer looking up at the sky or towards the horizon for rescue. To Jason and Kelly Jameson, rescue was a whimsical fantasy.

At the very least, they were not wanting of resources. In a sea of shitty luck, the father-daughter duo had found the broken segments of the plane that brought them to the island. Horrified by the sight of wreckage and corpses, salvation came in the form of what the plane carried; bottled water, plenty of clothing for all climates, long-lasting food items, and equipment that would prove essential to their survival. The father-daughter duo had almost cried with bitter relief, especially since they had found shelter but a few days ago, as well as fruit and a source of clean water. Overall, things could have been a lot worse. Read more »

[MF] My high school gf loved anal and creampies… she was a freaky petite one

My ex girlfriend during my senior year of high school was super horny. We would mess around in the car everyday after school (foreplay, BJ, 69, sex, but most of all she loved anal sex).

Let’s name her Jenny. She was 4’10, roughly 100 lbs at most. Carrying her around in different positions during sex was always fun.

Jenny wanted to spend some time at my house before our school football game. No one was home at the time, so we got straight into bed and started by sucking each other off. After a few minutes, she hopped off and demanded me to “fuck her in my ass”. We have done anal before, but this time she was wanted to try something new.

I had her at the edge of the bed, grabbed her hips and pounded her petite body while she turns around moaning and staring into my eyes. She bit her lips and yelled “cum in my ass”. I haven’t came in her ass or pussy before because she always afraid. But this time, she wanted me to drain my big load in her tight ass. Read more »