Happy [F]rickin Teaseday. The husband ruined my plans, but I don’t get mad, I get even.

Back story: when my husband and I were dating he started what he called happy frickin Tuesday. He’d leave flowers for me at work, get me my favorite candy, and do any small random thing to add some happy to my Tuesday.

This tradition has carried over into our married life, and since it’s been awhile since I’ve had a happy frickin Tuesday, I thought I would start happy frickin Teaseday, just to get him thinking about what my plans could be later…

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One of our kids found their way to our bed, and it was about time for the kids to start waking up so I knew anything that could end up with us having sex had to be off the table. Plus, I really wanted to do something that would REALLY leave him thinking about me all day. He’s an account manager for the company he works for, and one of his accounts is the business my grandparents started and my parents, and some extended family work at. There was something super hot about him going to the family business and talking business with my family members while also thinking about all of the ways he was going to make me cum when he got home.

A summer night with Ann (2) [fiction] [mFm] [mFFm] [FF] [mF] [mFF] [mFmF] [Milf] [Group]

Friday didn’t come soon enough. Dave and I ranged Ann’s doorbell in the early afternoon, with huge (and probably dumb) grins on our faces, still hiding a little nervosity. We didn’t really talk through what happened the days following our intense afternoon session with Ann. The weird thing was that it didn’t feel weird. We now shared a secret bond together and it gave our friendship a new kind of trust. Dave was a nice guy, not the kind to brag about his sexual exploits, even when he had a girlfriend. Ann must certainly have notice both of us were the discreet kind and not a couple of horny douchebags before she made her move. We exchanged a few messages and talked a little on the phone since and I asked her if she had planned what happened. Her answer was “not entirely” ; she had thought about it, been deliberately playful, surprised me in the bathroom on purpose, but she hadn’t really plan to go this far. I liked that. It made that moment a little more special.

I [M26] got a blowjob from my lesbian friend [F25] after a life drawing class [MF]

So this is a continuation from my last few stories, you are all welcome to look through them on my profile, with the same friend as before.

So a little while ago I was asked to do a life drawing class by another friend of mine (not Jessica who is the one giving me the blowjob). I had never done this type of this and will admit I was kind of nervous to naked in front of that many people while naked. It’s one thing when your trying to hook up, it’s another when everyone is analyzing you to draw. I started telling my friend Jessica about it and she asked if I would feel better if she came by and was part of the group drawing. To be honest that did make me feel like I wasn’t going alone and I agreed. Also wanna add that at this drawing class alcoholic drinks are being served.

Island Getaway [MFF] [Continuation of the Amiee, Ashlee Chronicles]

The Aimee & Ashlee Chronicles are a series of stories that detail my life with Aimee and Ashlee in our Polyamory family. Together we have four children. I have two children with Aimee and two children with Ashlee. We have been a family for almost two decades facing a continually hostile attitude towards our lifestyle. The three of us live together with very little jealously among us. Aimee and Ashlee are both Bi and the three of us sleep in the same King size bed together; when we are all together. And, in order to prevent any more additions to our family, I had my vasectomy redone; as well as both girls having IUD’s to prevent any further surprise pregnancies. I know most Polyamory families don’t make it. But, ours have stood the test of time; with great highs and lows just like any family.

[F]irst time squirting

It was my boyfriends birthday and I wanted to do something special for him. Nothing too crazy but I wanted to wear a dress since he’s never seen me in one before, grab some food and finish the night with a blowjob and some hot steamy sex. My boyfriend is a self diagnosed sex addict, he loves to watch sex documentaries and porn. He is always exploring and figuring out new sex positions, and his most recent obsession was squirting and figuring out how to make me squirt. We were very open when it came to sex and trying to make it as exciting as possible for each other. Recently we discussed swinging and threesomes, and how much he would get off to hearing about guys checking me out and what I thought about it.
I remember I put on this green long dress that went down to my ankles, I didn’t wear a bra and I made sure to wear his favourite pink string. I cleaned up my pink pussy kept it nice and smooth just in case he wanted to eat my pussy.

Sucked off by roommates friend [MF]

It was freshman year at college. My Roomate and I had become pretty good friends by now and each had our own friend groups. One gal in particular he brought around our dorm regularly let’s call her Abby. Abby was a decent looking girl short skinny blonde hair cute face. Definitely not a smoke show but she was good looking.

One day I come home and they are throwing back some crown royal. My Roomate said he’s going to the dining hall and Abby says she will stay here, I wasn’t hungry so I stayed too. Well I’m sure you know where this is going. After my Roomate left, shortly after she hops into bed with me and starts rubbing my chest telling me how much she is into me and slowly lowering her hand down my pants.

Next thing you know she is sucking me off. Only bummer was the head was subpar to say the least and she was not interested in having sex. I then made an excuse that I had to be somewhere and left her in the room(yeah it was that bad) it was very awkward after that and she went on telling everyone I had a tiny dick and this and that. I just laughed cause I knew she was embarrassed that I left her mid blowjob…. just really wish she had some skillz.

Couples Night: Part 1 My wife and I explore sex with another couple [couples][group sex][blowjob][facial][FFMM]

My wife and I started getting a bit more kinky a few years ago, mostly dirty talk and choking. After 11 years of marriage we needed to add some more excitement, and it was definitely working. I just wished we had started doing this when we first met, when we had less responsibility and wanted to fuck every day. I guess that 32 isn’t too old to get started exploring what we wanted though.

One night while I was fucking her I started to imagine what it would be like to a threesome. Seeing her big fat ass slap and jiggle while she had her face buried in another girl’s pussy. Even what it would be like to see her sucking a cock while I pounded her from behind. As I daydreamed I pounded her harder and grabbed a handful of her red hair to pull her head back. “I’m close” she panted, and seconds later she was screaming and her whole body was stiffening. It was the hardest I’d seen her cum in a while, and now I was close too. I pulled my dick out of her dripping pussy and she rolled onto her back “I want your cum all over my face” she begged. I stroked my cock and admired her tight little freckled body, and her small perky tits before straddling her chest. She eagerly sucked my cock while I pinned down her shoulders with my knees, and when I was ready pulled out and shot my cum across her freckled face. She sucked the last few drops out of my cock while looking up at me with her big green eyes.

Dirty talk while we fuck [MF]

My wife and I have several different fantasies that we talk about, usually while one of us orally pleases the other one. One of our favourite things is she’ll tell me what she wants while shes blowing me. So I get this awesome bj for a few minutes, then she switches to stroking or the best is she lays her face along side my cock and whispers her wants. To feel her breathe across my sensitive hard cock is awesome.

One of the best ones as she told to me was as follows. Shes working my dick and feels me getting close so she takes a break and says “want me to talk to you?” This, in our world, doesn’t mean talk about the weather or sports or dinner, it’s done to enhance our expierence. And if she starts it I know it’s going to be good. I groan my acknowledgment to her and she flicks out her tongue across the base of my dick.

Makeup threesome [MFM] [voyeur]

– Would you mind if she spent the night, man?

I didn’t expect that. Five days into our trip across Europe, Jimmy and Lindsay had a big fight last night and just made up this morning. Last year in high school does that to you. All of us being between 18 and 19, an unknown road in front of us, relationships coming into adulthood…

Lindsay and I had a bit of history, if you can call it so ; she was into me, being flirty, making openly sexual allusions, but being young, dumb and shy, I missed my cue and she found comfort in Jimmy’s arms. It was cool. We all had been friends for six years now, they were good together… I was sincerely happy to see them go quickly over yesterday’s ugly fight. Now, two days before flying home, last leg of the trip, two same sex students bunking in each hotel room, they didn’t want to be apart and I could hardly say no. Lindsay comically looked at me from under his arm, mimicking “please” puppy eyes.

– Yeah, sure guys, no problem! Just behave, right?

– We’ll keep it quiet, promise.

The Blowjob that Really Sucked [MF]

I was in the middle of a year of abstaining from sex — not masturbation, making out, or trading oral — just abstaining from sex. In truth, I think if the right person had shown up during that year I would have caved for sure. Fortunately, or unfortunately, for me all the people I dated that year either understood my solemn vow or just cut me off and walked away knowing that I wasn’t going to be as much fun as they wanted.

Interestingly, the first 3 – 6 months were the hardest because in that early stage of the game I was still meeting a lot of new people and they seemed very interested in me. As my lack of sex-life became evident to others my confidence — and their interest — began to wane. By the latter-half of that year I went on zero dates and had no obvious prospects.

Then, one day, about eight months into my year of abstaining, I met a girl online. She was cute, petite, had a fun personality, and wanted to meet me. We went out one weekend afternoon and drove around town to get to know each other. She was feisty and fun and I enjoyed her company. She was in the US Marine Corp, had just gotten home from boot camp, and was only around for a short while before shipping off to train in her MOS.