Sometimes your neighbors fuck you. [Also a fact.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/t9ty1x/sometimes_you_fuck_your_neighbors/)
Hey, it’s Hannah. Still a slut. It’s your favorite DDD grad student looking to score that A+! Let’s see if another one of my stories can earn me some extra credit.
Spring break my freshman year of college was not a very eventful time. I wanted so very fucking much to go somewhere exotic with my friends just like everyone had always set me up to believe would happen. Sand, sun, tanning, constantly being drunk, fucking randos. I wanted it all. Instead, I got my parents telling me I would have to finance anything I ever wanted to do on spring break and I would be best served to come home and earn some quick cash bartending or waitressing instead. Yay.
So, I broke my friend’s hearts and went back home, and I made my parents happy by getting a waitressing gig. Next year ladies, sorry.
Fast forward to my second or third shift. It was a local bar/restaurant without corporate bullshit and a thankfully distant owner, so, the vibe there allowed us to get away with a lot of shit. I was rolling silverware at like 11 or 11:15, after the kitchen was closed and what few people were left finishing things up at various places in the restaurant while diners chatted and paid their bills one by one. Except for Brandon.