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Don’t be like Kristen [MF]

Kristen is 39 years old. Kristen has one son. Kristen’s husband hasn’t given her an orgasm in four years.

Kristen has a vibrator she hides in her underwear drawer. When Kristen uses her vibrator she thinks about her son’s math tutor.

One day when her husband is golfing Kristen drinks a bottle of wine. Dave her son’s math tutor is there. When math is over Kristen sends her son to a friends house.

Dave is very good at math and very bad at everything else. Dave thinks it’s a good idea to stay alone with Kristen. Kristen gives Dave a blowjob in her kitchen.

Kristen has oral herpes now.

Don’t be like Kristen.

Got tired of waiting for the half-horse hybrid to make a move, so I made one of my own, falling into his “trap” [FM]

So, after seeing Danny absolutely ravage my friend, and maybe watch that video a few times (don’t judge), I was tired of this slow game of cat & mouse, so I decided to take things into my own hands and do something stupid. In a somewhat reversal of what started this whole debacle, I “sabotaged” the pipes in the house and for a few days, I had to use the shower in the guest house. I know, cliché, and honestly in hindsight I should have tried something else because it was a bit more damage than I had intended to make, but it got the job done.

On the 3rd day of having to schlep back there things happened. I managed to go back there for my shower right as Danny was coming out, and I almost jumped him right there. His toned body all glistening, his dick shining with moisture as if he had just finished ravaging some poor woman. It was semi-erect and upon me walking in it started twitching, drawing my gaze. Danny could tell my eyes were further south than usual, and took this opening and went with it. He approached me and kind of aggressively got my back up against the wall, leaning down to almost whisper in my ear. Read more »

[MF] My weekend with Jaz (pt2)

If you haven’t read about how Jaz and I met and our first time having sex, I recommend you check out my first story. I love recounting the details, so my writing might be a bit long for most, scroll down to ————————— if you’re just interested in the sex.

For those of you that aren’t interested in reading a different story for the background details, I’ll give you a quick recap. Jaz is Latina, 5’4”, deep dark eyes, long black hair, 32C, fit, with the best ass I have ever seen. I’m 6’2” dark brown hair, bright green eyes, with an athletic build. We’d been talking for days and really hit it off. We planned to meet up for a weekend getaway, but our adventure started early in the parking lot of her work.

As I mentioned before Jaz and I made plans to meet up after she got out of work at a nearby bar that was in walking distance to my apartment. Jaz called me when she was on my way and parked at my apartment building. When she pulled up, she had a huge smile on her face, her bright smile contrasted nicely against her dark skin. She looked beautiful. Read more »

I found a new way to delay ejaculation [FM]

It often happens to me that guys with whom I have sex cum quickly, because they are mostly younger than me. I like long sex and I need to cum at least two times to be satisfied. I used to just let a guy cum the first time and then it was enough to wait for 20 mins, give a good blowjob and you could continue sex again. But this waiting was killing me because I also wanted long passionate sex with a hard cock.

I’m 33 and a few days ago I had sex with a 21-year-old guy. Within 10 minutes I knew he wanted to cum. He put me on my knees to cum on my face but I got so mad that I first slapped head of his dick and then bit his balls. He was so surprised and shocked that he just stood there with his mouth open and couldn’t say a word. And he didn’t cum, but his cock was hard as iron. And we continued sex and every time he wanted to cum, I just slapped his cock a few times. It really works. Try it, as soon as you feel ready to cum just slap the head of your cock. You are welcome. Read more »

Not “[m]y type,” but [f]ine as hell

I, 23M, had been single for about a month, coming out of a three year relationship. I’d been doing the whole Bumble and Tinder thing to no avail, and was starting to get really hungry for a hookup.

After a while of having conversations trail off, I really started hitting it off with a girl I’ll call Sarah. Sarah was a bit of a different type than I normally date. Generally, I go for taller, thick girls. In contrast, Sarah was barely 5’0 and 100 lbs. However, she had DD breasts that were her defining physical feature, being that she has such a small frame. She had the bohemian/stoner vibe going on, tie-dye shirts, tattoos, septum piercing, the whole nine. This girl was an absolute DAME.

Sarah and I hit it off conversationally, and eventually the talk turned dirty. We began sexting for multiple hours a day for about a week, before FaceTiming for a little while after a couple weeks of conversation. Being in the thick of the pandemic in winter 2020, we both wanted to be cautious for our families until we knew it was a vibe. Eventually we planned a meet up, but by the date of she texted me “why don’t you just bring some alcohol and come to my place?” I knew what would happen, but I was still nervous. What if she didn’t like me? Would I be too awkward? Read more »

[M4M]GayM Seeking Str8M for Roleplay

I have a few roleplays I’d like to try.
I like my partners to make it difficult/play hard to get.
Here’s background on our characters;
You:Str8 Alpha Male (I have pictures of guys you can choose to play as)
Me: Gay, short and skinny beta. A little shy but ballsy.
Roles:
1. You’re out at the bar trying to get laid, minding you’re own business. I keep bugging you and chatting with you.
2. You’re at the bar celebrating your bachelor party with your bros-I come over to try and join the party.
3. You’re coming to the massage parlor after a hard workout. You’re hoping to get your usual masseuse but you get me instead.
4. Something based off a MyFriendsFeet.com scene where I worship your feet(We can use one of the above prompts)
5. You’re my older brother’s best friend. You guys come back from a game of basketball/working out/partying/other and you crash on our couch. I decide to take advantage of the situation (I’d play 18 or 19 years old, you’d play 23-30 yo)

Kinks: exhibition/voyeur, muscle worship, big dick, teasing, bullying, anal, blowjob, feet. I’m pretty open minded but;
Limits: gore, scat, piss, vomit, blood Read more »

[M]y success[F]ul Tinder Match – Part 2

*Author’s Note: Part 2 of 2. Part 1 got hot and heavy! Let’s see if Heather has anymore tricks up her sleeve. You can find Part 1, plus all my other stories, on my community page (link in comments). Enjoy, and as always DMmeYOURpussies!*

**- Heather and I: Part 2 -**

We drifted off to sleep, but I woke abruptly before the sun was up. Heather was gone. I wasn’t hoping to have a “couples” Sunday or anything, but I was hoping for some sultry morning sex. I went out to my stoop and smoked a cigarette in the cool air and tried to not dwell on being left alone in bed. The feeling was fleeting though as I began applauding myself for getting out from under the weight of heartbreak and delighted in those words… *No one has ever made me cum like that.*

Later that morning Heather texted me saying she had to be at work at six, was sorry to leave without saying goodbye, and that she wanted to do it again. I responded with one word, “Absofuckinglutely.” Read more »