I[M] didn’t know what “negging” was, but I figured out how to do it by accident… to say it worked would be an understatement [warning: some might see this story as misogynistic]

After college, I lived with three housemates for a while. I’d gotten a job with a health insurance company that didn’t pay particularly well but was enough for the time being and I was just enjoying being single and still living a little bit like I was in college (a couple of my housemates still were. There were a lot of empty beer cans left out every weekend.)

One of my housemates had actually developed feelings for me, and she was pretty hot, but she’s not the subject of this story – the haters will be glad to know in this case I managed to act scrupulously and never took advantage of her feelings. We’ll call this friend M.

[MF] my bf ate me while I was talking to my mom

It was a Saturday night and we were watching a movie on a sofa, just a casual movie and nothing was happening between us in that moment. So my phone rings and it was my mom, I answer the phone and we start talking. I think my bf got bored and get up from the couch and sat in front of me. His next move was put his hands under my dress and reach my underwear. I was wearing a short sundress that night. He then slip my underwear to the side and put his head under my dress too. He start to slowly lick my clit and then all my pussy. I loose my concentration on the phone and missed some words. I was loving he eating me, I don’t know if my mother realized but she asked if I was ok. I said yes. We talked for 3 more minutes while he was eating me so good, then I needed to hung up the phone. It was so good I needed more, I wanted to cum in his mouth, so I told him I’ll ride his face and it was what I did. I rode his face until I came so hard in his mouth. It was and amazing night.

[FMM] (18f) i let two guys take turns on me

okay so a while back ago my friend really wanted me to go to this party with her but i didn’t want to go since i had plans the next day but she forced me to go anyways. she told me to come over to her house so that she could pick my outfit and do my makeup. she gave me a dress that was pretty revealing but i couldnt argue with her so i just put it on, after a little while when we were done we drove to this house where the party was.

after we got there, we started to drink (even though i know i’m not legal to drink it’s what ever) i was looking around and noticed that i didn’t know anyone besides my friend that i came with but she went off to talk to this one guy. so i was just sitting down and noticed that there was two guys looking at me so i smiled at them and they gave smiles at me back and all of the sudden they started walking towards me. they got to me and each of them sat besides me, one on each side, and we began talking and drinking. i’m sure that they were trying to get me drunk because they kept handing me drinks but i didn’t really care.

Camping with longtime friends gets insanely wild! Part 2 [MF]

Part one: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/)

Me – Jake: 38

My Wife – Kaitlyn: 34

Friend 1 The Husband – James: 39

Friend 2 The Wife – Amy: 37

Disclaimer: This story is not from my own experience, and is not told from my perspective! Enjoy! :)

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A couple hours later and we were all setup and ready to get the party started. Our campsite was right next to the river that ran through the campground, and the girls had long since changed into their bikini’s, and were several drinks in – no doubt eager to soak in the remaining sun before dusk. Kaitlyn had decided to rock a fantastic pair of cutoff booty shorts to cover her bikini bottoms, but Amy apparently felt that full coverage bikini bottoms were too much for this heat, let alone shorts to cover them up, so she went with a VERY cheeky “half-thong” that left little to the imagination.

Would You Offer a BJ as Payment? [MF]

My friend Stephanie bought a house not too long ago. She got a fixer-upper because of how expensive everything is. She’s been using my help for any sort of project around her new place. I usually only ask for pizza and beer as payment. She’s a good friend so I’m happy to help.

One day, she called me over to hang some shelves in her bathroom. I needed to drill a couple holes, put in some driwall anchors, and make sure everything was level. I think I did a pretty darn good job after the shelves were up.

Stephanie had received a phone call while I was working and needed to leave. She felt bad that she wasn’t able to get pizza and beer and hang out. I told her not to worry about it and to go handle her business.

After a moment, she said she could pay me a different way. She jokingly said she could give me a quick blow job for my troubles. I didn’t know if she was serious or not, but I quickly agreed.

She looked at me and asked “are you sure?” with her eyes. I nodded.

Fucked a police officer who was moonlighting as an escort. [MF]

Please see the note at the bottom of my post for details to clarify authenticity. Enjoy!

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I regularly booked escorts when I wasn’t in a relationship. There is only so long you can pleasure yourself before you start craving the real thing. The booking I had with ‘Shelly’ was nothing special until a second booking with her working as ‘Jen’ (and her appearance in the news) that totally changed how I felt about it.

‘Shelly’ was mid/late 20s. When you imagine escorts you might imagine great beauties but that’s not often the case. She was pretty plain: dark hair in a fringe, well tanned skin. Her body was the real killer though. That’s what I’d seen on the profile. Tight and toned, just the way I sometimes liked it. After opening the door to her serviced apartment she took the cash and led me in. I wasn’t disappointed in person – great body and a friendly, flirty demeanour. Her services were limited: pecking kisses, all actions a little bit rushed etc. but what really stuck in my mind was the blowjob. She had my full bottoms off early and took me in her mouth while I was still soft. She suckled hungrily on my still small cock with her eyes closed and would have felt it grow quickly in her mouth. Once I was fully hard, her eyes opened and she locked them with mine, giving deep eye contact as she worked the full length of my dick with her lips. At one point I remember her grabbing the shaft with one hand and holding it up and flat to my stomach while she licked my balls, still keeping regular eye contact. She was savouring sucking my dick and the way it made me feel, small moans escaping from her as she worshipped it.

Platonic Friends 04 (fiction, M/F, Con, Friends, Roommates)

I sat there completely shocked at what I was looking at as Felicity had just offered herself to me.  

In the last two years of being around Felicity I had never and I mean **never** seen more flesh on her than I am right now.  

And she had just basically presented herself to me.  

Yet here I was too dumbfounded to do anything other than stare.  

***WHAT???***

Like I said it’s been *a while* since I had sex. 

What if I fuck up and do something stupid during the act?

Is it still done the same?

I felt like I should phone a friend or something. 

*Like I have a friend*

I mean who would I call if I did have a friend.  

Felicity smiled, “Having a problem?”

***YES!!!***

Felicity got up and moved towards me giving me a sly smile until her face was millimeters away from my face, “Here let me help you get started.”

And with that she grabbed my hand and guided it towards her breast and slapped my hand against her breast as my hand instantly cupped the mound causing Felicity to instantly moan as her face heated up.  

I (38f married) gave a stranger (40m) a blowjob tonight at a 90s weekend while his friend watched and was lookout [mf]

Bit of background, I’m 38 been with my husband since I was 18 and been hotwifing pretty much from the start. I’ve come away for the weekend with three friends, two single the other married and none of them know about my lifestyle. On to the story.

We booked this 90s weekend trip a while ago and me and my husband has spoke about me playing there but knew there was pretty much no chance with the three friends I’m going with not knowing about our lifestyle. I thought I’d try anyway and managed to give head within 8 hours of me getting here lol.

We got here about 5pm Friday, unpacked and went for a walk around and get some food. I wasn’t sure what to expect but the place is full of people around my age all ready to relive the 90s! People already dressed up, one guy looks the spitting image of Mysterious Girl era Peter Andre (I wanted him straight away but not seen him since), a few backstreet boys, Oasis, loads of women dressed as Spice Girls and even a Vanilla Ice.

An introduction: Not the sexiest post I’ll ever write, but my [F]irst.

You know, there is towns no one should have to live in.Quite frankly, they are the kind of places where you look forward to going to church and the only thing to do is work around the house.So, my summers as a younger girl were spent at the side of my mother working on this or that. I exercised to pass the time. I walked a lot too. Then not much else.Was not until my grandfather’s death that I had this mentality shook for me.Without dwelling on the rather unsexy nature of a death bed, my Grandfather told me, “don’t die with regrets”.

It had a lot more wheezing, but you get the idea.

Cut to me, nineteen and a virgin, living in dorms at college and basically never so much as dared to slip a digit inside.

For the record, I’m 5’4. I’ve been called cute more than sexy. Round features, big eyes, curls, and soft lips. Not the sharp angled features of a model, but not hard to look at. I’m a brunette, but the edges lighten in the summer enough to have been called a blonde. I am wide hipped, narrow waisted, and I carry most of my height in my legs. Thanks to the country living and exercise they are pretty toned and I carry a reasonable thicc-ness around my ass and thighs. This has made buying jeans a bit of nightmare, but most of my partners say “lucky you look good without them then” whenever I complain.

I puked while giving a blowjob [fm]

First off I have an incredibly sensitive gag reflex, I’m talking 3 inches in here. But I was working out the other week, and I just got into this crazy workout flow. I don’t sweat much, but it’s been humid where I live and I stupidly wore yoga pants. I was SOAKED. Butt sweat is real folks, even for little ginger girls like myself.

I was stretching wallowing in my success, full of endorphins when my friend texted that they were there. A pleasant surprise. I grab my stuff, walk outside, and there he is in his SUV. Sunny day, and in his hand is a god damn milkshake. Heaven. You ever worked out hard and hydrated, there ain’t nothing like a chocolate shake.

I hop in the car, grab my shake, and can just kinda tell this is a booty call… but. I down the shake cause I’m a monster. We are chatting a bit in the parking lot watching people walk in and out of the gym. I like to judge butts (no matter the gender). Anyways, I end up feeling his pants while a girl is walking in to the gym and he and I are joking about she has no need to keep going. He is maybe 10% hard.