Tag: BJ

Outdoor fucking with literal fireworks (30f) [FM]

With Halloween already a distant memory, now is the time of year we Brits would traditionally be looking forward to our next half-arsed quasi-‘seasonal’ event; celebrating the occasion when a bloke tried but failed miserably to blow up our ruling elite in the only manner deemed appropriate: Letting off a load of fireworks and gathering around communal bonfires!

To provide a little more context for those who’s never experienced ‘Bonfire Night’/’Guy Fawkes Day’, let me provide a little context for the typical ‘event’. For those already in the know, feel free to skip ahead. This will likely be a lengthy and mind-numbingly unsexy preamble, even by my standards.

Most UK towns and cities will play host to some form of Nov 5th celebration. In some cases these are tiny affairs with a small fire, a gathering of a few hundred people, and five disappointing minutes of things going ‘bang’ in the sky. Others are far larger with thousands of attendees, usually incorporate some live music in the prelude, and feature moderately impressive displays. At least for those inclined to look up into the sky and say ‘ooh’ at some pretty lights and loud noises. Read more »

The Time I Fucked the Groom at His Wedding Several Times [26F]

So Jacob and Janet decided on a destination wedding. I don’t really know the details. I wasn’t even invited.

A few days before they’re all due to fly out my BIL got Covid. He had to cancel. Em was somehow not infected. She asked if I wanted to join instead.

I debate. Do I REALLY want to go to this thing? Jacob and I haven’t talked in a while. Ahhh fuck it I say. I need a break. We are all adults. Are we not? Turns out. Men in fact are not adults.

I tell her I’ll get my own room. We argue as siblings do. Em doesn’t like wasting money and she has a perfectly fine paid off room. That’s the whole point of inviting me. Finally I tell her something to the effect of “I’m going to be fucking randoms while I’m there Em I need my own room.”

“Why are you like this?”

“You’re just jealous I’m not married”

She calls me a bitch and our argument is over. Read more »

I Let Myself Be Used Like a Slut at a Party Just to Spite Someone [FM]

I got invited to a house party by a friend I had met at university. She was cool. I got along with her.

“He’s a rich dude … or well a dude with rich parents lol just come it’ll be fun. He’s pretty cute. Lotta cute guys. Parties get wild.”

She’d be the only person I’d know there but sure, why the hell not. Also. I had no idea how fucking wild until I got there. Like even for me.

“Dress fancy” she says

I had bought a bunch of random nonsense from revolve and never worn it. Good time to try one.

As I was admiring my naked body in the mirror – yes I am a narcissist like that – I decided I’d plug up for the party. So I grabbed one of the smaller ones, who knows how long I’ll be there. Lubed it. Lubed myself. And popped it in. Put the lube in the purse just in case.

Anyways I select this one shoulder black mini dress to wear. As I’m looking at the final look … I decide since I’m already bra less … I might as well go without my thong as well. I reach into my dress and pull it down. Read more »

Boyfriend won’t pay attention to me Pt. 1 [FM. Tease. Exhibitionism. Blowjob. ]

My boyfriend works a well paying job remotely. I don’t know what he does honestly, it’s something with computers. He tries to explain it and I have no idea what he’s talking about. I’m a nurse and I sometimes get extra days off during the week because I’m working a long Saturday shift.

He doesn’t know it but last night he teased me. As we are falling asleep, he grabs my chin between his thumb and index finger, kisses me, then proceeds to make me roll over and pulls me in tight. I love being pushed and pulled around without me doing anything. It makes me feel very submissive and makes my pussy become a damn slip and slide. All of this after he gave me a shoulder and neck massage, holding me nice and tight while we watched our show together. He had the nerve to run his hand up and down my thigh. I tried to make a move but he didn’t seem to figure it out.

He’s in a meeting and I know he’s always had this secretary fantasy. I’ve already showered and shaved leaving my little landing strip. I grab my blue lacy lingerie with crotchless panties, a white button down shirt, black mini skirt with a high slit, black pantyhose, and my sluttiest black high heels. Read more »

My flatmate told me that his ex never let him finish in her mouth and rarely blew him so I sucked him dry [FM]

My flatmate (quite ok looking, a bit chubby but handsome and really cool dude) is currently going through a tough breakup with his bitchy ex. Like not only did she leave him but she also makes a problem out of everything, moving out outta nowhere and claiming he still has some of her stuff that has already been taken, overall nightmare. But not about that.

We all had some evening drinks, just a couple of beers and I’m usually the one to get drunk the fastest. He wasn’t going to work so he didn’t care and somehow when everyone left we stayed and chatted a bit more.I asked him about the ex and he began to tell ma about all the crazy shit she pulled off last couple of months. At some point I just snorted at something dumb she did and commented:- Well, I just hope that ass and head was worth all the trouble.He looked embarrassed for a moment and just replied:- Ass was ok, but head was non-existent to be fair.I glazed at him surprised

– You mean she didn’t suck your dick? Lol, what a princess. Read more »

A Wolf’s Rage Chapter 02

LEGAL DECLARATION:

This is a work of fiction written solely to entertain.

All characters in sexual situations are 18 years or older.

The situations described in this story are for the sole purpose of entertaining the reader. Events and Characters in the story are completely fictional and any resemblance to real world persons or events are purely coincidental.

Previous Chapters of this Story are available on this subreddit. You can access the Previous Chapters of this Story by scrolling through the past posts of this Subreddit.

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STORY:

After resting for a bit, Dani woke up and went to the bathroom to take a shower. After her, Matt also took a shower while she got dressed and then she made her way downstairs. Both Matt and Dani were shocked to see Matt’s mother, Diane, in the kitchen. Matt wondered if his mother had heard what was going on upstairs.

“Hey, Mom. I didn’t know you were back.”

Diane turned and she flashed a smile at Matt. Read more »

Ju-Cum. the Trudge [M30xF999][monster girl][ghost girl][movie][blowjob][handjob][fucked silly][creampie][cum in mouth][spooky ooky]

It was a long day at work, rough too. Boss was on my ass all day, we’ve got an audit coming within the next six months and our firm’s books were all over the place. I had done four double shifts in a row trying to get all of the money correct. I got the weekend off and I wanted to relax. I was driving home when I decided to stop by a video rental store.

I walked through the door, the little bell rang out, announcing my presence. The bored-looking attendant didn’t even look my way. I made my way down the aisles to the horror movies. It was halloween night, and I wanted something scary.

Everything on offer was the usual suspects, nothing really piqued my interests. Except a small black box with a strip of tape with black japanese on it. I shrugged and pulled it off the shelf. It was a black dvd case with nothing written on it. I took it to the counter. Read more »

8 inch Christmas Present [MF] (19)

Alright so, this is my first time doing something like this so please take it easy on me. I know Halloween was a few days ago, but people tend to act like it’s Christmas time as soon as it hits November so I figured why not.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years, but our entire relationship has been long distance. I usually visit family members that live around 10 minutes away from him, so we usually see each other and hang out whenever I’m in the area. Since we never really get to see each other this was the first time we ever ended up having sex. So usually during Christmas he comes over the day after, we exchange gifts, and spend all day together. This particular year my family decided to have a theme where everyone would be wearing onesies. I had our onesies already, so he was just gonna change when he got there. Read more »

The Critic (M32, F32, noncon, hypno, revenge, food – 4,975 words)

**THE CRITIC**

Story by All These Roadworks (2022).

*For avoidance of doubt, all characters in this story are aged 21 and over.*

Top chef Jamal takes cruel hypnotic revenge on the woman whose review ruined his restaurant.

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Jamal couldn’t believe it when he saw the booking – Kate Lendle, the food critic for the Central Gazette. The evil white bitch had ruined his last restaurant with a scathing review – she had claimed it was because the food was cold and tasteless, but he knew his food was impeccable, and he suspected her real problem had been that he was black.

His restaurant had gone bankrupt and he’d worked years to pay off his debts and start over – and now she was daring to turn up to his new place, “The Golden”, and do it again?

But luckily Jamal had learned a few things in the years in between – spent some time studying – and he had a little something he was eager to try. Read more »

New Years Eve at my gf Amy’s house, the party begins. Part 2, Amy’s mom has got it going on. [MFFFFFF 21] [teasing] [MILF][swinging]

I went upstairs to Amy’s bedroom and when I went into her room, she was standing there in a black thong and matching bra, as I had requested. And, the front of the thong was see through, so I could see her little bit of manicured bush through the mesh. She looked just like her mom looked earlier, when I accidentally walked in on her.

Amy was smiling at me and said, “Is this what you had in mind?”

I said, “fuck, yes. Now turn around for me.” She turned slowly around for me and there was her magnificent ass. I moved over to her and we started making out and my hands were all over her bare ass cheeks.

Amy slowly got on her knees, smiling up at me, unbuttoning and unzipping my jeans. She pulled down my pants and underwear and my dick sprang out. She licked the head and then all the way up the shaft. I could see us in a full length mirror on the back of her bedroom door. She put it in her warm, wet mouth and sucked it. She said, “You have a nice dick, Jack,” as she stroked it slowly and smiled up at me. Read more »