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Learning a Thing or Two from my Cousin [m] [F] [oral] [mast] [cheat] [cum] [anal]

This isn’t one of those fake incest stories where we’re step-siblings or in-laws or godparents. Sasha IS my cousin, it’s just that she’s like, my third cousin, twice removed, blah blah. So, we’re technically related, but … it goes back quite a ways.

She’s also 10 years older than me. She’d babysit, tell me to stop being a nerd and kiss more girls. She’d tell me to dress cooler, less like my mommy dressed me. That sort of thing.

When she went to college, I was bummed. I liked Sasha. We had a ton of fun together.

Then, life interrupts and I didn’t see her for a long, long time. Until I got her wedding invite in the mail. I went. It was awkward. She hated the guy she was marrying, but her parents had been pushy about wanting grandkids and they were traditionalists, so … Sasha got married.

A few months later, they took a break and things remained like that for almost five years. Married, but not. She eventually settled one state over – just 20 minutes from my house – and we got dinner. Read more »

Hooking Up With My Ex

First post here, but really wanted to get a fantasy of mine in writing and didn’t know where else to go.

It’s been two years since the breakup, and we’d only spoken to each other about three times since. Mostly at the loss of a family member and we reached out to offer condolences. We were together for six and a half years, so our families meant a lot to each of us.

My best friend was getting married to the girl of his dreams. Interestingly enough, I made this best friend while I was dating my ex – his girlfriend was one of her best friends. Our friendship was stronger than the breakup, though, and I’ve stayed in touch with him ever since. I knew that one day we’d have the awkward experience of both standing up in the wedding, but I was able to get past that. It was their day to celebrate, not ours to fight. Read more »

[F]ucking a jackass colleague in A[M]sterdam

Wappenin Reddit. Long time listener, first time caller here. As a long-term hobag I’ve got a fair few stories to tell, so hopefully this is the first of many. For the record, I’m a 24 year-old brunette from the UK. I am also prone to veering off-topic, so apologies if that happens here. Also also, every time I’ve tried to write this down I’ve just ended up getting too horny to carry on, so if it’s disjointed I apologise.

A short while ago, I was invited to Amsterdam for work reasons (result). It was me, my fusty old boss from work and precisely no-one else that I knew in attendance, apart from about 20 delegates from other labs. Unfortunately, my hopes of sneaking off to the coffeeshops were dashed by the full agenda they’d set out for each of us over the two days, but on the bright side the company that had brought us out there had clearly spared no expense. We were put up in a five star hotel, taken to Michelin starred restaurants, and generally treated like royalty, which is a bit of a rarity in my profession. Read more »

Our first trip to a Las Vegas sex club (with a pictorial recreation!) [MF]

This took place last weekend, and we wanted to share our story along with some inspirational photos. These were taken the next day at our hotel room since cameras were forbidden inside!

My wife and I have a very active and fulfilling sex life, but have been looking to push our sexual boundaries a bit and specifically have been talking about wanting to go to a swingers club, not really to hook up with another couple, but to see how it felt and to try some softer things like same-room sex or sex with an audience. Unfortunately, these types of places are pretty much nonexistent or just super sketchy where we live, but a weekend trip to Vegas provided the perfect opportunity to explore.

We read a bunch of online reviews for some of the main places which seemed to be pretty mixed for a lot of them. We didn’t want to be followed all over by a bunch of thirsty dudes waiting for us to give them a show, and we also didn’t want to go to a place that was exclusive to swingers. One of the places seemed to have the right environment for us: a couples-only areas, more of an atmosphere of exhibitionism versus swinging/swapping, and a relaxed feel. Despite finding a promising place, until we actually walked in the door there, I wasn’t sure if we were actually going to go to be able to go through with it! Read more »

[MF] Post drag show Tinder date fun [Breath Play] [Deep Throat]

I am rarely in the same place for more than a day or two when I travel for work, but on this rare occasion I was staying in the small downtown area of a southern city for close to a week. I took to Tinder and connected with a few women. By the last night I was down to two, so I use my gut and make a call. Both women were interesting and attractive, but my conversations with Pam were a little more lighthearted and fun – better banter.

We meet a few blocks away from my hotel at a basement bar with good cocktails. I came from work and my sport coat is way overdressed for that scene, but I never feel self-conscious about being over-dressed. Pam comments on my attire, I think she likes it. The conversation is fun and our banter continues from our texts, but after our first drink the music in the bar turns up and we can’t hear each other anymore. Pam takes me to a cool bar that would have fit better in New Orleans – the drinks are better and the live music is good. Pam isn’t flirting much, but she’s receptive to mine, she’s guarded. After two drinks at this bar she gets a text from friends and asks me if I want to meet them at a gay bar for a drag show. I can tell from the look in her face she’s expecting me to say no, but I respond with an enthusiastic “hell yes!”. Her face brightens up, her guard drops, and we wander back to meet up with her friends. Read more »

Ariel takes on four [Group]

Four cocks, six loads. Four whiskey slaps. Two Andrews.

But let’s back up.

It took a long time to arrange this. At one point, we had an entirely different group of guys. I’ve posted about Ariel twice now – we’ve been getting together regularly since mid-September. We’ve had two threesomes (both MFM) and are now looking to cross my fantasy (FFM) off the list. However, in between these, I wanted to treat her to a gangbang.

Group sex is hard to organize. Getting responses is tough in the first place. I’m well aware my own local subreddits either hate me because I’ve been successful in meeting women, or they believe I’m making everything up. Which, sure, I can understand how someone’s good fortune may be frustrating. I like to write about my adventures because in a lot of ways I’m an exhibitionist. I’m terrified of being recognized by colleagues or friends, so I keep myself unidentifiable in photos (tattoos and a scar make it hard) but stories give me a lot more freedom. That being said, they’re absolutely 100% true. And if Brian, Andrew, or Andrew want to chime in here, they’re welcome to!
So yeah, finding participants is tough. Some guys hilariously send a message simply saying, “Tits?” Yes, dude. She has tits. Next! Read more »

[M]y night of [F]irsts

So, I was a late bloomer, sort of.

I did fine talking to girls and all, but as a somewhat overweight kid from pretty much birth up through, well, now, I had a MAJOR confidence problem when it came to actually thinking girls were into me. All through high school and college, up until I was probably 27 or 28, I just defaulted to thinking girls weren’t into me.

When high school ended, I was still a virgin. I’d made out, had a girl topless a few times, fingered a girl. But I’d never had my pants off, and I had certainly never gone down on a girl. I made it through my first semester of college with little more than that, not even getting what I’d managed once every six or so months back in high school.

Then came second semester, January weather, and a gift from god in the form of a six foot redhead with a tendency to decide she wanted someone at random and then Take. Fucking. Charge.

I ran into her as I was walking into my dorm building at something like eight o’clock one random Wednesday evening. She was hanging with a couple of friends, having a cigarette outside. I’d seen her around at a couple of parties, knew her name, she knew mine. Read more »

Traveling with wife and her sister [MFF] (Kinda Long)

First off, I can’t believe this actually happened. It was always a shower dream of mine, that actually became real.

My wife Renee and her sister Michelle had planned on traveling to Amsterdam to visit Michelle’s friend that goes to grad school in the Netherlands. I was kind of hesitant about my wife and her sister traveling alone. Both are about 5’3-5’4 with a medium build in all the right places, dirty blonde hair, and green eyes and D sized chests. After a few days of negotiations, I agreed to go on the trip with them, because they knew how uncomfortable I was with them going alone. We landed on Friday night and immediately met up with Michelle’s friend that lived in Amsterdam. We walked and biked around checking out the gorgeous city and finally stopped at a restaurant for dinner and a few drinks!

After dinner and properly tipsy, we walked about to her friends flat. In hindsight, we should have thought about the logistics ahead of time! Her flat was more or less a small room with a bathroom, no place for the 3 of us to comfortably sleep, except for crashing on the floor. Luckily there was a hotel about 3 blocks away that had a vacancy. We were only planning on staying there the night, then finding a nicer hotel the next day, so we grabbed one room with 2 beds. Read more »