I spent some time after college trying on different sexual kinks. I went to BDSM clubs, which are a lot heavier and older than advertised. I tried meeting girls online in kink forums (like Craigslist). It turned out that I’m not as kinky as I liked to believe; I was just bored and horny.
So, in one of these bored and horny states I let myself get setup for a blind date. I was shown a picture, so it was more like a “deaf date,” I guess. She was pretty. Shoulder length brown hair with messy bangs, as was popular then. Bright blue eyes, which was hot. She had a long neck and thin figure. Not much chest, and I was told that was because she was a gymnast in school, which helped me say yes.
So the night of the date comes. I go to pick her up with a rose, because I know fuckall what I’m doing. She opens the door, and I swear from the get go, her accent was like nails on a chalkboard. Like some sort of mix between southern and Brooklyn. The pitch of her voice could’ve made the Sandinistas surrender alone, but the accent combined with it was just abrasive to the ears.