[star wars] [spanking] [MF] [FF] [forced nudity] [humiliation] Rina Chapter 7: A party, remembering the past, more sex, and more planning the escape

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It took a few days of wandering, but soon Rina had investigated every bit of the palace that wasn’t off limits to her, there weren’t many and she was able to mentally note the approximate size and location of those places.

The kitchens were close to the power converters, and Rina had gotten to know some of the cooks. A pretty, naked, girl is welcome almost anywhere, and Rina wasn’t just pretty and naked, she was using everything she’d ever learned to seem deeply interested in the way the cooks prepared the food and their own lives and hobbies. Interest in the food didn’t take much acting, Rina liked to eat as much as anyone, and while she’d never been much of a home cook she’d worked in food service long enough to know how to keep a conversation about it going. Believable flattery, she knew from long experience, would get you a long way with just about anyone.

My Sister Lizzy Part 8 [M18] [F21] [MF] [MM] [FF] [BDSM]

Looking down I could see Lizzy’s pussy wide open and a ton of cum poured out as it began to shrink.

“Holy Christ, that was so good, I don’t think I could do this on a regular basis but “Holy fuck” that was intense.”

As Lizzy rested, Tom managed to stand and stretch, his cock still hard as nails stood proud.

Dave and I were in awe of having watched Tom loose his virginity to the girl we loved.

What was even more amazing was that moments later Lizzy was ready again.
How did we know?

Lizzy spread her legs and asked if Dave and I would fuck her front and back.
That is a request that she didn’t have to ask twice.

Dave laid down on his back, while Lizzy mounted him. As she bent over I lubed up her ass and began the process of working my way past her little ring.

As Dave and I began to create a rhythm, Tom was closely watching the action, his face just inches from the point of our coupling.

Will someone read my BDSM intro?

[M/F] [BDSM] [D/s]
I’m writing something just for myself but I would love some general impression feedback! It is not edited so far so just seeking impressions.

It’s a newcomer to the BDSM community story

Step Sister Corruption Master List

Step Sister Corruption Master list

For those reading this series I’m posting this and plan on managing this page as I post each chapter. So if you want to bookmark this page and keep an eye on it. Future releases should be posted here as well letting you know when to expect the next chapter to be released.

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When I [F] was 21, I had threesomes with two of my university lecturers [MFM]

This turned out a bit long so I put subheadings so you can skip to what you want to read about :)

BACKGROUND

This was in the summer shortly after I had graduated, so I was no longer a student when this happened. I was still living near university because my contract still had a few months left on it.

I was grocery shopping when one of my ex-lecturers recognised me. We were already sort-of acquaintances because I’d asked him for help on the course material a few times and we always smiled at each other when we crossed paths on campus. We had a brief chat and he took my number because he had past experience in some career paths that I had been considering and he said he could put me in contact with some people he used to work with/for.

That night he messaged me some contact details and asked me out for coffee that weekend. It was a little awkward at first but the conversation got going and at the end of the night he offered to drive me home. I suggested we get some ice cream first from McDonald’s, so we went to the drive thru and we sat in the car park eating McFlurrys.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 78 The Gag Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“Master Cy, I was.. not expecting to see you?” Dom was surprised by his appearance even more for the reason why he stood in the Sub class. “I am here because of one bad kitty” speaking (fondling Clarissa’s right tit) over her like she was just a sex toy. “This is a first so maybe you, being her master can claim her down or there will be a lot harder spanking” Dom talked like this happens everyday. “I will make sure this is stopped” gripping her tit as he started to walk away. “Derick never treated me this way! No I am not going with you no matter how wet my pussy is” played over and over in her head. “Thank you for the lead” Master Cy said. “What lead? Just what in the fuck..” Clarissa’s thoughts were cut short by her pussy need to be touched. The feeling of horniness, of knowing where your pussy is and can’t touch it. The pulsating, the throbbing, “Fine I’ll stand so he can see how wet I am butt (fuck my ass feels so good).. okay I’m standing” the last part was Clarissa’s ego blurting out that she had stood butt that was it. “Thank you once again” as Master Cy pulled the classroom door closed. “I have been by your apartment, you haven’t been home” was this some kind of test? “It’s only been one..” the jerk to her collar, the rush of cum he just sent through her body. “Do you want something..” letting that sentence trail off as he traced the way to Clarissa’s cunt. Shaking her head in the affirmative, thrusting out her pussy. “Do you want me to.. touch you’re cunt” that whisper so deep, so grating, Clarissa must touch her pussy. The teasing way he continued to trace his way from hip to hip knowing full well that he was never going to touch such a wet mess as her slit. Holding up a key, “What do that have to do with anything” she wondered. Jerking on her collar again as they marched down the hall. Even though the hallway looked like a ghost town Clarissa still held her head in shame. Head down, nipples hard as ever, a trail of cum trailing from where ever she was. Clarissa stopped as did Master Cy, hearing the click of the lock, the door silently opened. “Now you wonder why I have even cum to get you ( the jerk on the collar pulled her along right behind him), that’s something that we shall see” what did that mean? Struggling against a sexual God was futile at best butt what ever he had in mind.. “Derick never was this gentle..” though that thought was quickly realized butt so hardly ripped away. “Now my kitten these ribbon ties should do” a quick pull on the cord and Clarissa was now a X with tits. “Lights” he barked and the soft glow illuminated the surroundings. Being in the center of it all was Clarissa and a big black X, next came three dressers who’s contents were hidden from view after that sex wardrobes were lined up against the wall of this room. “As you can imagine (softly whispering into her ear, this hole time running his hands everywhere butt her pussy) this is a punishment chamber. You will get nine life’s for each time you’re in that X (exhaling softly from his nose, the draft tickled the hairs on the back of her neck) you loose one..” did his voice simply vanish or was he still there. The torture of it all, should she say if she could that will be something for another day. “Mmm Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm” as his hands caressed her tits. Feeling the wetness grow as it dripped from her slit. Cupping her ass, squeezing Oh so gentle, giving a firm hard squeeze. The sensation of fingers dancing around her asshole, touching in all the right places. “Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm OooohOooohOooohOoooh..” trusting with her hips as the cum trail turned into a stream of never ending cum. “Mmm Mmm Mmmm.. Mmmmmmmmm” thrusting out her pussy once again in hopes that he will understand, “Fuckkk Mmm now.. now OooohOooohOooohOoooh..” “You have been such a good (Clarissa purred for the compliment) girl that you can suck my cock” Cy whispered watching as Clarissa wanted to be let loose so she could pleasure herself. Watching the room spin as the X did a 270 degree pivot. A double strike to her triple S’s made her pussy squirt, the cum running down her stomach. “I am glad that you are (Clarissa’s eyes flared to life by the size of his cock) ready to (hearing Clarissa gag over his cock) accept my cock as it presses into your mouth” feeling that pop was what he was waiting for. All the gagging, constricting, coughing stopped once his cock was lodged deep in her throat. Hotness scorched her tender flesh as his hands stroked her inner thighs. Kissing, tonguing, biting even blowing had worked her into a frenzy. Clarissa’s head was bobbing like she had a apple fetish, “Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm… Mmmmmmmmm OooohOooohOooohOoooh” that final exasperation made his cock vibrated while it was buried deep in her throat. “Fuck you (exhaling hot air over her pussy as it reached for the air before it blew away).. Oh yes yes yes (a shiver tracked down his spine) I’m gonna fucking cum right.. … you.. throat.. Ooooh yesss” humping her face hard as his cum erupted down her throat. Waiting till all of his load was expelled into her hungry mouth, ripping his cock free and slapping her on the face as he stepped back.
Removing the gag that had restricted Clarissa’s speech, freeing her tongue as this simple metal gag that had been in place ever since that little slut made a off handed remark about Clarissa’s cup size. “No more cuz the next time (walking to the second dresser and pulling out butt plugs of every size) now would you want to be tied down where you can’t touch yourself with something like this (holding up a shiny stainless steel butt plug)” putting them back.
“Master Cy has she been accommodating for you” Dom asked as the entire class was in the classic ass up pose, one in which Clarissa feel in line with. “Yes, she has been punished and warned” Master Cy responded before his leaving the classroom.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 77 Slim Hipped Chaise Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“Good day to you, Jax
It’s just me a lowly little mechanic that has traded one talent for another. In case you’re wondering I’m no big burly dude or for that matter nothing of a dude besides my job.
One afternoon I heard this crackle which made me take a break from the Maserbation (a sleek pearl purple super sex car) I was working on and poke my head out the garage door. “Why! Why do you have to do this! Here, now!” Raged a petite little chassis, not much to speak of a pair of A headlight’s and a narrow hipped frame and a mouth like a sailor. “May I help you” I asked cuz it was my watch in the station that day. The closer I got to her Toy Pony (sub compact well out of date, maybe sexteen years old and from the sounds of it I think it gave up) I saw that it was just her. Running her hand through her hair, biting on her bottom lip, agitated fully. “I wish you could butt (turning to her car) I have nomoney” she rushed through the end of that sentence like she was on nitro. One look at dat ass, “Oh my.. fuck” it went seamlessly from her back to her legs, just that little bump that was begging to be grabbed. Tipping my hat as some of my hair tumbled down reveling my sex even more, “Perhaps we can (fuck I can’t help it, my eyes danced over her frame stripping it down for my pleasure) make a deal” hoping that she saw that twinkle in my eye. “Really (tussling her hair, long brown phoofed out just the kind of thing that turns me on) do you (oh my fuck, she was so close I could almost lick her kitty) think so” giggling as she was still getting closer.. or was I cuming onto her? (Sorry had to pump some cumtrol for a customer.. and work on myself, yep have everything on me that I need a wrench and vibe) It really didn’t matter cuz we both had the same thing one our minds. Pushing her Toy up to the second bay as we went inside to discuss the payment options. Pressing my tongue down her throat as she targeted my trigger. Damn I gripped her tit just moment’s before my big O. Squeezing it till I swore she would scream butt no she just moaned, a deep soulful moan. I jacked her up, popped her legs and dove in, tongue first! Probing every nook and pussy I could find, slapping dat ass till it had a nice red shine to it. Fuck I couldn’t, wouldn’t look for I had found a cum leak so big that she had no choice butt to shimmy! Draining her cum into my wagging tongue then biting her red tail. The shutter she produced only caused me to slap her cunt with my seal of approval. You would think that this was the deal butt no one little thing I forgot about, that slim hipped chaise. Going up to kiss her on the lips while she sunk down to eat mine. (If you can’t tell it’s been a few between women) Open me up like a giggling collage girl. Her tongue drilled up into my puss. Drinking my cum like a trained mechanic, fuck she was so good.. (sorry had to Ah.. fix my self up again) Just when my girl juice’s dried up she attack my trigger again. Skipping my puss she went right for the tail pipe, now I’m not one for this kinda thing, butt.. If one could rotate cocks like she could make me cum I would be impressed. Gotta go cuz she is back and you know what that means.
Keep’en your chaise lubed, OX lowly little mechanic XO”
“This could be fun (giggling) let me see where is the mysterious X’s vibra-number” Clarissa said.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 76 Mermaid Tail Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“Is the beach alive with your favorite and naughty story then cum down so you can vote to see you’re naughty princess or cocky king move on to the next round of Wet Dreams Cosplay” blared from the over head speaker. Clarissa steep out from the shadows. “I’ll be damned” Angie stared in disbelief. “You Jen if it wasn’t for her huge rack then this hole voting thing would have been still a mystery as to who that is” Angie followed the rest of the hushed crowd and stepped aside for the Mermaid that just appeared. “Fuck Arial, she has got it down” came the voice for the crowd as a platinum blonde with green highlights made her debut. Instantly the panel of judges was on her. “One tight fitting scaled spanking (feeling the sting of a crop to Clarissa’s ass) tailed skirt” the judge’s where surrounding her. Each one getting closer, feeling a teacher’s pointer rod trailing up from her skirt. Gliding over her stomach, “Two small star(the spanking on both tits at the same time)fucks that (Clarissa’s nipples got hard instantly) barely cover her nipples (one more spanking from the rod, impacting with Clarissa’s hard nipples) no good, need (the rod was lowered, her hard nipples just got harder, popping off one of the starfucks) to see more nip less cover” as the cosplay Professor Indy Anna Jones jotted down notes on her official scoring pad. Being forced to look to one side then the other by a titty scepter. “Nice application of the ears and (having Clarissa’s head jerked back as her knees went weak) hair butt (one more strike from the crop, Clarissa’s pussy was a mess. Wanting to cum butt taking something from all the lecturing that she was suspended to listen to. “Do not cum unless you are told to..”) one more test (getting a rousing approval from the crowd)..” turning to face Clarissa, rock hard cock at perfect mouth height. “Fuck my mouth..” hearing this in slow motion as the salty air made Clarissa’s mouth water (could have well been the cock.. Mmm the cock that I am about to..). Shoving his cock down her throat, using his titty scepter to force her to swallow every inch of his cock. The gag happened, Clarissa’s throat clamping down on that big round cock. Her body rejecting anything and everything that was just forced down her throat. “Oh fuck.. you.. yo.. Ooo Ooooh yesss.. (tightening his titty scepter up as he brought her as close as he could) OooohOooohOooohOoooh fuckkk yesssssssss” cosplay King O’Fuckerlot yelled loosing him self in her throat. Two judge’s left, they both looked at each other, the crowd shifted position opening up a lane to the nearest pictit table. With just a nod Clarissa found herself laying on top of it, head hanging off to one side her feet being lifted from the other. “Hello love I really like your tits” the female cosplay Professor Indy Anna Bones said. “Butt sense you made one judge explode then all three of us must collaborate,” grating her furry muff over Clarissa’s mouth, “Don’t you agree Master Eddie?” Not getting a response sent a chill down Clarissa’s spine, in that moment the feeling of nothing to orgasm was intense. Gripping either side of the pictit table, opening her mouth to protest. “Ohh yesss..” cosplay Indy almost yelped as Clarissa sloppily munched on her seaside taco. Gripping Clarissa’s tits just to hold on as Clarissa’s tongue drifted over the clit to asshole, dipping deeply in the middle. “Fuck she sure is (the urge to cum came quick to cosplay Master Eddie) tight (Clarissa came butt did not moan it out) fuck she is going to be moving.. … (the urge was getting worse as his pre-cum fired off) fuckkk she is is.. Ohh fuckkk yeaaa..” pumping harder faster till half the people in the front row came (just a little). The shutter over took him as his cum erupted all over Clarissa’s legs and ass. Trying to compose him self cosplay Master Eddie looked at cosplay Indy Anna Boner. Her hands clinched Clarissa’s tits, Indy’s mouth hung slack, eyes closed. “Ooooh fuckkk she is OooohOooohOooohOoooh (the orgasm struck with vengeance) she, sh.. Mmmmmmmmm” grating her kitty over Clarissa’s mouth. The orgasms where stacking cosplay Indy’s legs where quaking, “Mmm fuckkk she is.. I’m … cuMmming!” The thrusting going from her clit to her asshole with a precision that had to cum from a adult. “We have our first contestant for the next round!” Tess (a bright new radio hostess that also announces over the loud speakers any new announcements that WDU has cuming up) screamed into the mic. By the time Tess finished her short announcement the judges had disappeared into the growing crowd.

Victoria gets used for Performance Art [Exhibitionist, BDSM]

It was a simple gig, and as an actress I needed anything to build up my portfolio. A couple grand for a day’s work was also more than appreciated. The biggest issue with performance art is the boredom, and today was no exception. Well that and being chained to the wall.

Being metal the chains were surprisingly comfortable, Aleaonze had taken care to sculpt them to my wrists and ankles. And unlike real bindings they didn’t lock.

The piece was a take on the chains of consumer culture. Alternating with me was a supposed businessman in a fine grey suit, the ball on his chain a briefcase. I was the vapid influencer. The cuffs were made to look like fine jewelry, my makeup over done and dressed like I was thirsty for everyone’s attention.

All a bit on the nose and a bit sexist, but I’m no saint. I’ll play my part if the price is right.

The red dress was troublesome. The top had a diagonal slash that showed the top of my left breast, all of the valley and the bottom of my right one. The bottom was the classic too-short-for-daytime clubbing skirt. If I was on a night out this would have been fun.

[FM] a little bdsm error

i have always been very submissive and enjoy impact play. two years ago i was very interested in light slapping. it was new years and my ex boy and i went to my friends bedroom to fuck. we were going at it hardcore and he tried to slap me in the face. he missed and hit the side of my eye. within 5 minutes i had a black eye and had to walk back out into the party. being me i laughed it off and answered bdsm error to anyone who asked ? told my mum i walked into the arm of a washing line tho.