Now I’m checking the today’s flight plan and manifest and realize that this time the crew is the most extraordinary!
I personally know everyone who is going to be in the crew and have flown with them before, but here’s the fun part:
1. Both pilots are gay and they’re a couple who live together.
2. The two flight attendants are lesbians and they’re a couple who live together too.
3. An engineer who I had sex with twice is flying with us as a passenger
4. I saw them all naked and some of them I even heard having sex
5. All of them had homosexual experiences.
6. All have had group sex experiences.
7. One of our flight attendants doesn’t wear panties and bras like me and month ago, she woke me up at 5 a.m. in hotel and asked to borrow her anal lube during a layover in SIN.
8. Everyone knows who has fucked who and is fucking who now
9. The Chief of Maintenance who prepared our plane for the flight is transgender