Funny women are the best. Also butt stuff. [MF] [Success]

I’ve met a lot of great people on Reddit. And I’m always too lazy to post a success story afterwards. Imma try and change that now.

**Context**

I was in Los Angeles for work. It was sunny so I figured I’d get a tan. Then remembered I’m brown so I have a perma-tan. Despondent at missing a chance to get skin cancer, I posted on r/dirtyr4r. Explained my stats–5’11” (and not 6’ so you know I’m being honest), good looking, in shape, eminently disease free, and some history doing mediocre stand up so I can make people laugh. Note, I generally leave out the “mediocre” when trying to get laid.

I connected with Samantha. She was attractive. Blonde hair, blue eyes, thicc in the right way. But what really caught my eye, other than the fact that she responded (kidding, I’m not that thirsty), was she mentioned she’d done some stuff in the comedy world herself. Intrigued, we started texting and decided to grab drinks at a Star Wars bar (which immediately got me hard because I’m a giant nerd).

First time anal [MF]

Me and my husband decided to finally try anal tonight after 6 years together. I never wanted anything to do with it, and then about a year ago he stuck a finger in my ass whole doing me doggy style and I loved it. I decided to slowly explore and get used to it.

Finally today we were fucking and he had almost put it in my ass on “accident.” At first I stopped him, then said “fuck it, you can try.” He grabbed some lube and got me warmed up and shoved it in. At first it was a lot to handle but after a few mins he was RAMMING me in the asshole and I was absolutely loving it. He cummed in my ass and said it was the best sex he’s ever had. It’s been 30 minutes and my body is still shaking.

Trials of the Buxom Trio – Chapter 9 – (Busty, Thicc, Hardcore Sex and Adventure throughout)

**Now here we are folks. It’s been a long road that we’ve watched the Trio travel on but at this point everything was looking to change in their favor. They’d found out about the dark deeds the baron was doing and they had a new ally in the dark ranger. This man Seris knew that to survive any battle with the orc host the force of the main city Evecroft would need to battle the orcs on their terms. To do this the new commander of the guardians at Evecroft put a plan in work. One way or another as the dawn settled on the fourth day of their journey the Buxom Trio knew their fate would decided before another sun rose.**

    The ploy had worked. After the scouts from Evecroft had gone out and destroyed one of the orc advance camps it had only been a matter of time till the orc host would be on the warpath. The night after the decimation of the camp the warhost was outside the gates of Evecroft. Their chants were terrifying to both civilian and soldiers alike but with their new ruling body using Marshal Isther’s plans to coordinate the defensive and hopefully future offensive strategies.

Couple [MF] continues in the lifestyle, swinging with another college couple [Group]

This encounter occurred a few months after our first one, read over [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bp55mk/early_20s_couple_mf_tries_swinging_for_first_time/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bp55mk/early_20s_couple_mf_tries_swinging_for_first_time/)

if you want any details about the people involved or the backstory of how we got involved in swinging.

After several months officially swinging, we had been with our first couple, and had been involved in two different threesomes with women we had both long had a thing for, but we were really dying for another couple to play with on a regular basis. The threesomes were fun, but one was understood to just be a one-time thing, and the other girl had developed an attitude afterwards. Plus, it just seemed like in a threesome situation, someone always got left out. Unfortunately, we lived in a smaller college city, and there really wasn’t much of a “scene” for people interested in swapping, so we had turned to the internet. Personal ads on swinger pages had given us maybe two nibbles we weren’t interested in (one couple didn’t appeal to us at all, and another was obviously trying this in some weird last ditch attempt to save their tenuous relationship), so one Sunday night Jolie decided to post something on a more public personals page. Given that a real girl was obviously behind it, she started getting responses quickly, but most of them she quickly discarded out of hand. Finally, though, she found one she liked, where the guy didn’t immediately talk down to her or come across super-creepy or aggressive (side note: Guys. Stop doing that shit, seriously), and ended up chatting with him. Normally, she wasn’t too into the internet (she seriously didn’t have an email address for over four years, saying that if anyone wanted to send her something they could use mine), so it was almost comical to see her at our little desk, tapping away on the keyboard, ignoring the show I was watching—normally, these roles were reversed.

First time anal with a girl did not go as expected [MF].

This is the first time I’ve written something like this, and I’m also not great at writing in general, so I apologize if this is hard to follow. Now a bit about myself and the girl in this story; My dick is above average, at 7 inches length & 6 inches girth, and that’s the primary reason this girl and I are FWB. I met her at an orgy last November and we’ve been having sex every so often since. She likes thicker dicks and enjoys it when her cervix gets bumped by a penis during sex. I don’t fully understand how it’s pleasurable but if it works for her it works for me. Now on with the story, sorry it’s a long one:

Yesterday around lunchtime I get a snapchat message from a girl that I’m FWB with and she says “I want that big dick”. Feeling sporty I respond with “where do you want it?” and she then sends me a picture of her asshole. I’ve never done anal with a girl before so she now has 100% of my attention. The rest of the work day was dreadfully slow and boring, cause all I could think about was that booty hole. I’d thoroughly eaten it out before, but now I’d get to fuck it.

Title Tagging at the beginning of submissions!

Like for instance for an erotica story featuring lesbian action, it would have [lesbian] in brackets to be considered a tag. Action involving anal, [anal], or whatever it pertains to. I think the title tagging at the beginning would allow people to chose whether or not to read the content based on the searchable tags for that submission. Searchable tags for stories would be greatly appreciated in my tennis court.

Taxin’ [M]y Close [F]riend’s Ass

I pulled down my friend’s gym shorts as she lay on her stomach across my bed, feet on my floor and bent over with her ass in the air, sporting yellow/white granny panties (lol no joke). I was naked, and I tossed my friend’s gym shorts that were now on the floor,

My friend and I were close since college. She was a somewhat chubby, white woman with brown hair with “B cup” boobs. My friend and I had some pent up sexual tension since we were both next door neighbors, along with a few of our other college friends, and one day this pent up sexual tension released itself in my bedroom in the form of anal sex, which my friend told me she hadn’t done before and wanted me to do with me. I’d had anal sex before, but I was somewhat surprised my friend was asking to fuck her up her butt, she didn’t strike me as someone who would be into anal sex but whatever, I wasn’t going to say no.

fucking my colleague after the fair [MF]

Hi, long time lurker, first time poster, hope ya’ll enjoy. I will add a “Sex starts here line”

I work in a fairly large company as an trainee, and my boss decided that i was going to be the new face of the training department. So he approaced me and told me that this means that i will go to all the fairs, visit school to advertise the company and stuff.

What he didn’t tell me was that i wasn’t going there alone, but instead with one other new trainee from a totally different department, that i never even got to see in those years of working there. When i first met Dani (name obv changed) a week before the first fair event, i was just blown away. You ever had that moment where you went through whats important on a partners body for you, and you see it right in front of you? Yeah, thats pretty much what happened here.
Dani was about 5″4 with long, beautiful brown-blonde hair, nice big handful pair of boobs and an ass that was sent straight from heaven, I am about 5″6, short brown hair and average, not muscular but normal sized. The moment we saw each other, she had this cute smile on her face, that and her glasses (which is a turn on for me) made me just go into deep freeze for half a minute or so, which made it quite weird to get to a good conversation about planning the event.

Like Mother, Like Daughter – An Erotic Adventure – Part 10 – Dinner for Four [MMFFF][Deepthroat][Anal][MILF][Teen]

I soon realized that it was probably best if I freshened up as well, so I joined the two women in the bathroom. I smiled as I saw them both standing side by side cleaning their faces. I saw the plug that was sitting in Lisa’s ass. She really kept it there all the time she was around me.

“Anna. Would you please clean Lisa’s ass and her plug. Lube her up well.”

Anna turned to me and nodded. Lisa smiled over her shoulder at me and got back to drying her face of and starting to put make up on. Anna squatted down behind Lisa and pulled the plug out and put it down on the floor. Lisa squirmed as Anna leaned forward and put her tongue up Lisa’s ass. She explored Lisa’s asshole for a second. And then nodded her head.

“She’s clean Mr. Andersson.”

“Excellent,” I said handing her the lube.

Anna proceeded to put on an almost excessive amount of lube around and in Lisa’s butthole and after a while she seemed satisfied. Picked up the plug and licked it clean before re-inserting it into Lisa’s ass. Lisa sighed in satisfaction as it slid into place.

made my [F] friends bf [M] cheat on her

have a friend who is perfect in every way. She is smart, is incredibly hot and has a decent looking bf. In addition she is a ‘good’ girl who has never had a one night stand or even a short term fling. She looks down on me for being average looking and being a slut. She kept talking about how her bf was perfect.

While she was away travelling for work, I started chatting with her bf. Initially we started out quite innocent and gradually became slightly more flirty. On a friday, I asked him if he wanted to join me at a bar as I was bored. We started drinking gradually got more and more drunk. He asked me to dance and started “accidentaly” touching me. He said the bar was too expensive and asked if I wanted to go to his place. We ended up fucking all night. Apparently his gf wont suck him and is disgusted by cum. Guess who is the opposite of that. Over the weekend I asked him what his fantasies are and filled the ones which I could. Most of them were tame- blow jobs, anal, facial, swallowing. I wonder how going back to his perfect gf after fucking a slut like me will be like.