Sometimes a girl’s gotta take a load off. Work has been a real grind and I’ve got no time to go on dates, or even hook up. The last date I went on, the guy seemed hot but ended up a total snore in the sack. I had to get rid of him quick and spent the rest of evening snuggling with my favorite toys. At least I got a good night’s sleep without a useless person next to me. But every now and then you want someone else to do the work, you know? I had heard of a spa on the East Side where if you use a promo code, you might get lined up with a therapist who can take care of ALL a girl’s needs.
So after an extra aggravating week at work, I book a session online at the spa and put in the special code in the promo field, #fivealive. I book it for a Friday after work, just in time to slide into the weekend. When I arrived at the spa, I was faintly surprised yet pleased that it was very high-end and gave no hint of any special ladies’ massage. Oh well, maybe I heard wrong and either way, I did need a massage.