I’ll just get right to it. It was the end of a toy light saber. You know the kind that collapses in on itself. Messing around with one I used for part of a cosplay thing in college caused it to come apart. When I was putting it back together I thought about how smooth and gentle the end of it was and got the bright idea to put it in me.
It took a few days for a good opportunity to come up. I had a roommate in the dorms at college and she went to class about an hour before I did and had a longer walk so I could have some decent alone time in the dorm without her. She got up and left for class and before she made it out the door we exchanged a few words, mostly me feeling her out to make sure she had no intentions of coming back early. The way I figured it I would have about 45 minutes alone before I had to do my thing, clean up and leave before I had to leave for class. I gave her a minute or two then I went to the communal restroom/showers to relieve myself and then went back to the room. She wasn’t there so I reached up into my closet and retrieved the toy.