**Background**
I’m normally a very shy guy. I get very anxious interacting with new people and this has limited my desire to seek relationships. However, my libido is out of this world. I usually manage it just fine by masturbating 4-6 times a day, down somewhat from my youth. Until this month the last time I had sex was more than 20 years ago.
That all changed when all the idiotic memes about “no nut november” (NNN) started floating around at the beginning of the month. One stupid graphic after another awakened the contrarian in me. Fuck telepathy, I wanted to cum on someone’s uvula.
But how do I achieve this? I’m too nervous for bars and other direct interaction but I figure I could master my anxiety and try Tinder and other apps. So I installed a few apps on my phone, made some real effort on my profile, and hoped for the best.