… stays in Vegas, well, except in the case that you just had a great time and want to tell all of your pals on Reddit about it. Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
TL;DR I posted an ad on an adult site and met up with a couple in Vegas. You can figure out the rest.
I don’t like Las Vegas. It’s too much for me. But work had a week-long event there, so I had to go. At least I ended up staying at a really nice hotel, oh, and my room actually turned out to be a suite… a suite that screamed “this suite was built for fucking”, with an L-shaped couch, a recliner, a huge bathroom, a whirlpool/jacuzzi tub, open shower, a king-sized bed, and a large balcony with privacy shields on both sides. Plus there were reflective surfaces everywhere in the room (not mirrors, but lots of shiny stuff).