I’m [m] 32 this is a very long story about my exgf, the best sex of my life!

This is a story about an ex girlfriend who was the best sex of my life! So much so… and you may find this ridiculous but I have actually had to to see someone about this, i suppose you can say counciling/ thepy as the relationship with her was so intense it actually has affected other relationships. i found myself comparing her to other girls I dated, and expecting other girls I dated to be like her. She absolutely broke me! I was obsessed about her, constantly reading back our messages and looking at the pictures/videos we made. I was even finding I couldn’t cum with other girls which put a massive strain on those relationships,
I could only cum by wanking to her.. which Your probably thinking is stupid, but if you carry on reading you may or may not understand.

This happened back in 2013, I am now happily married with a kid, all pictures and previous chats have all been deleted.. but I still think about her on a daily basis… and after reading that you may be surprised that I was the one who ended the relationship with her…

Just wrote this… need your opinion please (cuckquean/Ddlg) role play fantasy taboo

Example of fantasy scenario: mommy is pretty big and has a fetish for small girls. Daddy’s cock doesn’t get hard for mommy and he is always so unsatisfied and has to watch porn. But he is bored with it. And mommy can be an annoying bitch…. One day mommy tells daddy that her step daughter from her previous marriage was coming to stay with them for the week. He asked mommy why because he knew her step daughter just turned 18. Apparently mommy said she was getting into a lot of trouble 😈 and her dad was sending her to mommys as a punishment for misbehaving…. Misbehaving?…. Daddy was curious what the little slut was doing to be sent away…. The last time daddy saw his stepdaughter, she was a fiesty little shit. About 13 years old… so it’s been a while…

Anal slut[FM]

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Girlfriend’s first anal creampie on Valentine’s Day [MF]

Deleted the first post because the formatting didn’t work right (no paragraphs) and the Reddit editor gave me an error. If I screw it up again I give up.

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Cara was an emotional roller coaster for a partner – her seduction technique was to pull me aside one night and explain “Your existence distracts me, but I don’t know if you’re aggressive enough.” She wanted to fuck me but thought I might be too nice.

I’d call it a strategy of heightening the tension to make sex better but it’s just her personality. Direct, often cutting… but she’s hot and smart so people forgive her. I definitely did.

I aced the interview by fucking her mouth until I came twice that night and sending her home without sex.

We never talked about in dom/sub terms but once she’d made her demands known and sex was on the table she became quite submissive, just wanting to be tossed around, used and ultimately rewarded. I triggered something new in Cara when I whispered “good girl” in her ear while fucking her from behind, pushing her over the edge. It became the phrase to make her melt… or gush – when used at the right time.

Give her pasta on your date to make her ass grow bigger: Succubust , an interactive succubus fantasy

Hello beautiful boys and girls- I’m a game developer, writer, and kinky bitch that just finished working on an interactive dating sim in your browser where you can approach dating a demon by **dominating**, **submitting**, or **romancing**- it’s called **Succubust**! Check it out- it’s free!

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Kinks included:

Large ass/breasts, flirting, BDSM, sadism, masochism, spying, breast/ass expansion, handcuffs, sexpet, dick growth, bratting, exhibitionism, punishment, collaring, cucking, futa, penetration, anal, doggystyle, missionary, cowgirl, spanking, ex-girlfriend, humiliation, step-dad, step-daughter, frat boy, oral fixation, humping, edging, feet, nipple play, name-calling, hair pulling, and flirting.

The bus

It was raining cats and dogs that morning. And it was Sunday.
Michelle was walking with her slippers on the side of the road to reach the bus station and go to the college.
Sunday and college in the same phrase was already sounding bad enough, but was raining hard and it was 4am.
Buses on Sunday didn’t make all the runs as while the week, and she couldn’t be late for the meeting with her professor.
The umbrella in a hand, the plastic bag with her shoes to change in the other, and her feet completely wet because of stepping in the puddles.
“What else could go wrong today” she was thinking in her mind.
Surprisingly, but not that much, at the bus station, the display was saying that her bus to the city was delayed 15 mins because of the weather.
It was dark and she was alone there and kinda scared by the look of a couple of guys looking at her like wolves look at the sheep they’re going to eat.
Minding her business, but suspiciously looking around, she waited for the bus, that when finally arrived, made her release a deep sigh of relief.
The bus was almost empty. Sunday was off day for most of the people and usually for her too.
The night before she almost forgot she had to go college in early morning, and she went meeting her girl friends and stayed up till late, so she was feeling really tired and still sleepy.
Good thing it would have took almost two hours to reach Manila and she could have take a nap on the bus.
The two ugly guys at the bus station, fortunately didn’t take her bus.
Walking thru the seats, she said hello to a man that previously had been in her mansion to makeover mom and dad’s master bedroom toilet.
He had been always a kind man. Many times, during the weekdays, he used to keep a seat for her when the bus was crowded.
She remembered the first time she met him. It was another bad day ad this man let her sit on his place when he noticed the bandages and gauze on her knee.
Since that day, they used to travel to the city many times sitting side by side and sometimes nicely talking about this and that.
Ronald was a 52yo man, married and with 6 kids.
He lived in a squatter area and struggling to bring food to his family, he used to have also a few bad business. People around, were saying he wasn’t the good man he was assuming to be, but Michelle didn’t feel scared of him. Not even once. He never did anything bad to her and had always been kind.
He was sort of ‘rough’ and always smelling like cigarettes, but that wasn’t bothering Michelle, who also was secretly smoking, since 15, when she was ‘out with the girls’ to feel more like a real woman.
She looked at the back of the bus and smiled when she saw that the last row was all for her. The bus’ lights were off and she could finally take a nap and just wake up at the bus terminal.
It didn’t take long time before Michelle fall asleep deeply with her head laying against the window.
She didn’t notice at all Ronald peeking at her time to time, and also didn’t notice at all when he transferred from his seat to the one right beside her. She was just sleeping too deep.
Michelle was such an unripe juicy fruit to Ronald. Back in the days when he was working in her house, many times he saw her roaming around just with panties and bra from a room to another. But she was just a couple of years older than his daughter and that seemed to him so not right.
Just, that morning, when she passed by his seat, the smell of her perfume pervaded his mind, and made him horny.
Just two women and another guy on the bus, all in the first rows of the bus.
He was right in the middle and Michelle in the last one.
He found himself a few times peeking at her and stroking his dick thru the pants thinking about how good should have been feeling her mouth on it.
What made him step up and move to her, he didn’t really know at the moment, but when her perfume stroked again his mind, it was like he couldn’t see clear anymore.
The feel of a rough hand on her legs was what Michelle felt. She was feeling this hand caressing her thigh on the side. Many times she had erotic dreams about her and classmates doing things. Many times before it felt so real, but when she woke up, nothing really happened. It was just a dream.
Ronald hand was moving on her legs slowly. Moving up a little her skirt.
Her skin was so soft and she was smelling so good. His head was side bent smelling her black long hair.
What woke Michelle from the dream, was the familiar smell of cigarettes coming from the breath of Ronald. In that moment she knew it wasn’t a dream and the feeling between her legs was making her feel so good.
He wasn’t definitely handsome, but interesting. A big man, just a little older than her father, curly hair and black beard. Strong and rough. 
Her daddy’s issues were hitting her bad and she definitely liked to be touched by a man.
Michelle never had any experiences before. Her college schoolmate were all looking so immature, also those last year guys.
In the dark hours at home, she used to watch porn vids with girls having sex with daddy’s type of men. Her friends were always joking on her about these daddy’s issues, but was sort of true, since her father was always abroad for work’s related problems and she never had a real father figure since she was a baby girl.
She kept faking she was sleeping, till his hand reached the edge of her panties. She felt like a warm wave passing thru all her body and automatically opened her legs. Her body was like doing everything by itself.
She was feeling ashamed, sort of abused, but at the same time the situation was exciting her and the Hello Kitty on her panties soaked wet, was the proof that she liked what was happening… a lot.
Was that the moment when Ronald’s finger passed the edge and touched her wet pussy. Ronald was happily surprised and started touch her, while Michelle breath was getting deeper and longer, almost moaning.
“Do you like it?” he whispered in her ear.
Michelle, slowly moving her head towards him, opened her eyes and nodded.
Ronald, looking straight in her eyes, removed his finger from her panties and licked it clean from her juice.
That warm shiver she felt before, became stronger seeing him doing that.
It was something she saw before in those porn videos online, but never in her fantasies, she thought a man would have done that for her.
Her panties were getting wetter. She didn’t know what was happening. Michelle’s mind was confused. Her strict education was always fighting with her naughty way to be. She was “a natural” as her friends used to say, but something like that never happened before. She was a rich girl and that man was probably the lowest possible class man she ever had met before.
She could feel the warm smelly breath of Ronald on her neck’s skin. He turned to her, using his left hand fingers to play her pussy thru the wet panties. Meanwhile, with his right hand, he unzipped his jeans and started stroke his hard cock.
Fortunately, because of the dark, nobody was noticing this young girl bending back her neck for pleasure on the last row of the bus. Her breath was deep, wheezing and seeing him jerking for her, with her, was making her excited more.
“Suck me” whispered Ronald.
Michelle didn’t want believe her ears. She tried to fake she didn’t hear him say that. They were on a bus and she was scared to be seen a make a sin that would have been ruining her ‘good family girl reputation’.
“Suck me now” he said again in a rude way. 
A little feeling of fear made Michelle bend down on Ronald’s dick.
The acrid smell of urine pervaded her nostrils. She was slowly opening her mouth and taking out her tongue out to taste him, when he pushed down her head and she felt like choking as big as he was in her mouth.
His right hand on her head was giving the rhythm of the blowjob and Michelle could feel his breath getting faster and deeper with time, until…
Ronald squirted a huge amount of cum in her mouth. 
Michelle, gagging and coughing attracted the attention of the two women in the front seats.
“Is she ok?” asked to Ronald one of the two.
“She just didn’t digest her breakfast” answered him trying to take away the attention of those two nosy ladies.
Her puke mixed with his cum, messed the whole floor in the bus.
Michelle’s eyes were reddish as she’d cried and she was still feeling nauseating for what just happened.
In her mind, she was just hoping for the bus to reach the terminal, so she could have just leave and forget what just happened, even she liked it somehow.
Sitting still beside Ronald at that point, was like being a prisoner. She knew that unless he was leaving the bus at the terminal, she wouldn’t have been able to move away from him. What she didn’t know, was that it wasn’t over.
“Look how good you are” said Ronald showing her his cellphone.
Michelle was seeing herself sucking his dick on the screen the cellphone.
“If you don’t want me to show this to your mom and dad, from now on, you’re going to be my sex toy”.
Those words whispered by Ronald, were like a knife in her back. Aside of choking and puking when he did cum in her throat, she liked what happened. Why doing that to her?
She couldn’t say anyone about it. She couldn’t scream or anything. Who knows what he should have done if only she tried to react against that.
All those rumors about him, shouldn’t be all lies. Once she heard at the market a man saying that he was the guy who killed another man just because of a cheeky compliment to his daughter.
She remembered about that episode. The guy was found dead and with his dick cut and inside his mouth.
“See you tomorrow Michelle” were the words he used to greet her when they reached the bus terminal in the city.
What happened that morning on the bus bothered Michelle the whole day.
She wasn’t really sure she would have take again the bus the morning after, but another part of her, the same night, found herself masturbating in her bed thinking about what happened in the bus.
That morning, the bus was on time. At 6.15 o’clock, she was already stepping inside the but and walking in the aisle between dozen of seats full of people sleeping or chit chatting between each other.
Ronald was sit already in the last row and the seat on the window side was empty for her.
Lights were down, he was there and it would have take almost a couple of hours before reach the city. The only difference from the day before, was that the bus was kinda crowded and probably nothing should have happened.
Ronald was acting like nothing happened the day before. Talking to her like many times before happened when, like that day, they used to ride the same bus going to the city, her to go school and him to go work.
Michelle, thinking that would have been safer, had put her school backpack over her legs.
She was telling him about the movie she had been watching the night before with her mom and about some scandalous scenes in it, that her mother didn’t want her to see, when she suddenly felt the hand of Ronald pass thru the backpack, under her skirt and moving up her leg as it happened before.
“Sir please…” she whispered blushing.
“You’re my sex toy, remember?” he whispered back.
The risk of being caught, his fingers touching her again, was making her excited once more, like it happened the night before in the bed while she was masturbating and thinking of him.
His fingers moving sapiently inside her panties, were making her shiver and want to moan, and it was really hard for her to keep a decent look in the middle of all those people around them in the bus.
He was playing with her. Bringing her to the edge of the orgasm and stopping, to start again when he was able to feel her breath get calmer.
The edging game seemed Michelle like never-ending. She came like a river just a few minutes before reach the bus terminal.
Walking down the bus, her legs were still shaking and being in the last row, while they were waiting for all the people to go down, Michelle felt Ronald getting really closer to her. Taking advantage of being the last two falling in line, he pulled up her skirt and pushed his boner to hit her ass.
“One of these days I wanna fuck you” whispered in her ears.
Michelle just nodded, like in a hypnotic status, meanwhile her pussy was dripping her panties due to the previous orgasm.
“See you tomorrow Michelle” greeted her again Ronald, while she was running to the Jeepney stop to not get late for her lessons.
Days were passing by like that. Everyday the same bus, the same window seat and Ronald secretly touching her during the journey to the city.
Michelle, for her part, when he was bringing the jacket in the rainy days, started to jerk him off while he was touching her pussy.
It was Sunday. Right two weeks later, after their first time in the bus, when Michelle woke up really early.
“Where are you going on Sunday” asked her the mother.
“I need to meet my professor for my sociology assignment mom” answered Michelle while wearing shoes.
There was no school for her and no work for Ronald on that Sunday.
They just agreed to meet and finally go further in their so called relationship.
If people would have known about that, probably the adjectives would have been corrupt, rotten, depraved. 
A 52yo man and a barely legal 18yo student.
But, aside the first time, when he threatened her with the video on his cellphone, anything happened in the last few weeks, was something Michelle liked and wanted more.
She had been thinking about it. Most of her friends already had lose their virginity with schoolmates, probably in a dirty toilet at the college.
For her, an hotel room was waiting for that moment and with an experienced man.
What happened on the bus, or better say what didn’t happen on the bus, made Michelle feel strange.
She was expecting him to touch her as usual. She didn’t wear panties on purpose and she was ready to suck his dick like happened before. She had been watching videos on her laptop and read how to swallow his cum without puking.
He woke her up once at the bus terminal. 
“Let’s go. We’ll take a taxi” said Ronald.
She followed like a puppet, but bothered for his behavior on the bus.
“Maybe he just want to fuck at the hotel” was her thought.
Things got hotter in the taxi.
While they were just sitting and talking, Ronald had his hand on her leg, caressing, when he noticed the taxi driver peeking at them from the inside mirror.
“What are you looking at, huh?” said in a rude way Ronald to the guy.
“Do you like her?” he kept on saying.
Michelle was feeling embarrassed about the situation.
Nobody knew her well in the city, but the taxi driver was really looking at her insistently and she was feeling so shy.
“No sir. I would never allow myself to like your daughter” replied the taxi driver.
“She’s not my daughter. She’s my sex toy” replied Ronald with a naughty grin on his face, starting touching her breast thru the shirt.
Michelle’s cheeks got red from the embarrassment of his words, but on the other side, he was finally touching her and that what she wanted since stepping inside the bus that morning.
She pulled her head back while he started to unbutton her shirt and starting play her nipples. Also she opened her legs a little and holding his wrist, made him feel she wasn’t’ wearing panties.
“Look ahead and drive” Ronald said. 
The taxi stopped when they arrived at the motel.
“It’s 300 pesos Sir” said the driver.
“Do you accept special payments?” asked Ronald.
“What do you mean Sir?” asked the driver.
“I’ve seen you peeking her tiny boobs while you were driving. Do you want to touch it and lick her nipples as payment?”
Michelle was surprised by Ronald’s words. Almost shocked.
“Daddy please…” muttered.
She started call him “daddy” a few days after their first time and Ronald was really aroused by that.
“Shut up” yelled her back.
Nodding, the taxi driver moved to the underground parking of the motel and once stopped, moved to the back seat with them.
Michelle, was in between two men.
The taxi driver started touching and sucking her nipples, meanwhile Ronald was touching her between the legs.
Never in her wildest dream she would have thought that something like that could happen in the real life.
Her nipples were hard as rocks and a little sore.
“Ouch” she said a couple of times while the taxi driver was biting her.
But the feelings were all good. Her slutty side was unleashing right that morning.
“Touch his dick” whispered Ronald in her ear.
Surprising the driver, Michelle unzipped his trousers and pulled out his hard dick and started with slow movements up and down.
Compared to Ronald, he was really small and it didn’t take long for him to come, messing his pants and her hand.
Looking straight in the eyes of Ronald, Michelle licked clean her fingers and kissed him deeply, sharing the taxi driver taste.
“Get the fuck out now” said Ronald to the guy.
They stepped down and went straight to the motel’s reception, where a young guy, that should have had almost the same age of Michelle, gave them a key and took Ronald’s money without even look them back.
Arrived in the room, Ronald took out from his small backpack a box and handed it to her. “Here. This is a gift for you”.
Michelle, surprised, started opened the cardboard box and remove the paper and the plastic which were covering an 8” pink rabbit dildo.
“Is this really mine daddy?” asked her with a big smile on her face.
He nodded back, but then again, with an enthusiastic voice she said “but daddy I’m virgin still how…”
He didn’t even let her finish the phrase. Pulled her against him and started kissing her.
His beard was tickling her face and that was the real first kiss he was giving her. Could she consider herself like his lover? His mistress?
Her romantic dream, fastly ended when he pulled up her skirt revealing her freshly shaved pussy.
That morning, Michelle woke up really early to get ready. While showering she looked down and decided that she would have look like those pornstars in the videos. Completely shaved. Clean and good to lick for “her man”. 
“You little slut. You really got ready for my dick” exclaimed Ronald.
And in less than a second she found herself thrown on the bed, with him licking her between the legs and fingering her ass.
His callous finger penetrating her small hole was giving her pain and pleasure. But Ronald knew the moves. His tongue playing her clit and his finger digging her deep in the ass were making Michelle feel like in heaven.
She didn’t need to keep silent anymore. She was moaning and without even understanding what she was saying, was desperately begging him for more.
“Fuck me, I’m ready” were the words she pronounced right before she felt a piercing feeling in her pussy when he entered her without any precaution.
She was wet from her fluids and his saliva, but she was still virgin and the big tool of Ronald, made her feel like wrecked.
She started screaming, moaning, crying all together. All of a sudden.
But he wasn’t listening and she couldn’t move away.
She just was under him. Getting hit roughly and harder the more he was moving inside her. That wasn’t definitely the way she was dreaming her first time. But that was it.
She was biting her lips to try to feel less pain, meanwhile he was groaning in her ears and pushing his hard dick deeper than he could.
Suddenly he jumped out and moved right beside her face.
Michelle could see Ronald’s dick wet and dirty of her blood, right before he took her head and pushed it inside her mouth.
Fucking her mouth, and giving her again that feeling of gagging, Ronald came in her mouth like a river.
Michelle, slightly choking, anyway tried to swallow his sperm that was filling her mouth. This time, she made it.
His body was really big and hairy. A sort of a bear resting beside her and smoking a cigarette.
“May I have one too?” asked Michelle.
“What? No way. You’re still a baby, and babies don’t smoke” answered him.
“Play with your toy like kids do” he said pointing to the pink dildo.
Moving from the bed to go get the dildo, Michelle noticed a big reddish spot on the blankets. Her pussy bleed a lot and mixed with her fluids she definitely messed all the bed.
The rabbit started buzzing as soon as she switched on.
She started rubbing it on her pussy and looking straight in Ronald’s eyes to tease him.
Some of her friends, told her that the second time could have been way better than the first fuck, and she was hurry to see if that was true.
The vibrations on her clit were giving her shivers up to her back and she could have feel her pussy already wet, getting more wet and start dripping out.
Her eyes were looking at Ronald’s body. Waiting for his reactions.
She played her pussy with the dildo for almost five minutes, before he extinguished his cigarette in the ashtray beside the bed and moved towards her again.
Michelle found herself laying on her belly. He just took off her hands the dildo, and turned her easily as she was a doll.
In that position, he slightly opened her legs and started play her pussy lips up and down with the tip of the rabbit.
The sensations she was having were making her brain melt. Ronald could have done anything to her. She was his powerless slave.
She could feel the vibrations moving from her clit, up to her vagina labia and to her asshole. Ronald was wetting the dildo with her juice and was using it as lube to try to penetrate her tight butt hole with the sex toy. 
Pushing slowly time to time, she could feel it enter her little by little, more and more after every attempt.
The other girls at school, talking about anal sex, had described it as the worst experience and the most painful ever, but Ronald should have been very good in that, because her feelings were of pleasure and no pain at all.
She was almost feeling way better than when before be fucked her stealing her virginity roughly.
She felt the dildo sliding once more down between her butt cheeks and entering her pussy. The rabbit was amazing. She was feeling the vibrations inside her, on her clitoris and her g-spot.
Was right in that moment that Ronald moved down on her. She felt his tongue and his warm breath between her legs, while the dildo was vibrating inside her pussy.
He spit on her tight hole and started rubbing his hard dick on it.
Michelle bending her back, was kinda welcoming him to enter her, and so it was.
She felt the head of his dick stretching her tiny hole slowly. The pain she was feeling was nothing compared to the pleasure given to her by the rabbit and by the idea of being fucked for the first time in her pussy and her ass all in the same day.
He started move slowly inside her. She was feeling her bowels moving and the feeling of both holes filled was making her crazy.
His big dick inside her small hole pumping was unbelievable and all of a sudden she felt like exploding and started moaning loudly while she was coming.
Ronald started to move faster inside her. He could feel the vibrations too on his dick coming from her vaginal walls, and couldn’t resist to cum inside her.
Michelle that morning came 3 times and so did him.
On the way back home she couldn’t stop thinking about what just happened and time to time was peeking inside her backpack checking her new gift.
She was almost in a hurry to get back home and play again with her new rabbit dildo.
“Mom I’m back” she yelled opening the door.
“Oh Michelle, look at you. Look those eye-bags.” her mother said.
“You shouldn’t wake up so early on Sunday to go school” continued.
Michelle, walking up the stairs to go back in her room answered “Mom if you want me to become a woman that you’ll be proud of, I better give all myself hard, even it’s Sunday”.

Be Careful What You Wish For [M/M/F, Femdom, Coerced Bi, Long]

I’d been pestering her for what felt like an eternity. We’ve always enjoyed the kinkier side of things and there’s not much left for us to try, which made this all the more alluring, more enticing, exciting… enthralling. But there’s a lesson to be learned in earnest here – be careful what you wish for.

Truthfully things had dragged on for so long that it seemed little more than an elusive fantasy, never quite materialising into tantalising tangibility. That’s why when she told me to prepare myself for a night like no other, I foolishly dismissed her warning as hyperbolic. But boy was I wrong.

She’d given me her forewarning of a night beyond the ordinary earlier in the day and – after a frantic Friday finalising some projects at work – I’d largely forgotten about it. And then the first message came:

“For the remainder of the weekend, you belong to me. You’re nothing more than my personal fuck-toy, to be used abused for my amusement. When you get home, venture upstairs to the bedroom. You’ll find further instructions waiting.”

[FM] My boyfriend “accidentally” slips into my ass!

F18 Me and my boyfriend M20 are very sexually active with each other. We each have our own favorite positions. Personally I like being pinned down or tied up, He likes to give it to me from behind. We both love all positions but we can both agree there’s some that we both enjoy more together than others. Missionary is a huge one we can agree on, were face to face I still get to be pinned down a bit and penetrated deeper than some positions, he gets so many options too like gazing into my eyes, kiss my lips, squeeze my neck, squeeze suck and bite my tits, grip my waist, look and touch my pussy/clit, and all while his cock spreads my pussy lips apart and thrusts in over and over again… Lost in thought reliving it… Anyway It should go without saying he makes me absolutely gush when we have sex.

[MF] Miranda, part one: Cloves & Altoids

*I’ve lurked and read stories here for years. Finally getting around to “giving back” with some memories of my own. This is vintage mid 1990s. Enjoy.*

My junior-year college girlfriend majored in psychology and theater. Let’s call her “Miranda”. Her mother, an Austrian-British emigre, was a Freudian psychologist, and her father, Rhodesian born but London raised, taught classical music at another college. Her mother’s father had also been a Freudian, and had some sort of professional relationship with Anna Freud in London before immigrating to the US. Their house (an hour’s drive from the campus) was a creaky three-floor Victorian, like something out of an Edward Gorey cartoon. I was a scholarship kid, a nobody strictly from nowheresville, out of my league and completely enchanted. 

A crush with a nice posterior, a long story. MF (Anal, Steamy, Horny, At college).

Disclaimer: This is not a reflection on real life in any way shape or form, please enjoy.

I just past a relatively boring break-up, I didn’t like her that much anyway, she was rather low in intellect and she was boring, enough of that though, it’s time for the “meat and potatoes”, After the break-up hit a bit different, instead of being sad or feeling alone, I felt like I had more courage to go for more ladies, and that’s what I did.

There was a girl that I was starting to look at, She didn’t have a face like Taylor Swift or anything, but she had one thing that I really liked, she had a really nice ass, every day she decided to wear yoga pants was a good day in my book, she was also at least 10% horny at all times, a bit about me, at the time I was 21 and she was 23, I have sandy blonde hair and green eyes and I’m somewhat good looking, she had blue eyes and green dyed and dark blonde hair underneath like a salt and pepper look, I thought it was silly but kinda cool.