WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 290 Foursome Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS MMFF)

“Let’s go for another round” A’drea called slamming the shot glass down on the bar. Grinning like a fool, “Did that work? Is the bartender cuming this way” the closer she got to the end of that sentence the bigger the grin became. “Two more cum shots, before I go for the real thing” A’drea stared down at Clarissa’s cleavage. “Hey there hotness..” A’drea began.
“Hey, would you look at this two hotties just looking for someone like us” Gerard said. Speaking to his friend butt clearly his cock was ready to pounce. “What do you say if I bought you those drinks” Gerard was being generous at taking this risk.
All eyes where on the couple at the bar. Every cock in that small dive got instantly hard when those two locked lips.
“What say Alpha, do these chicks look like they want to play? Hey bar keep keep their glasses full so (running his hand down Clarissa’s back) we can fill any other needs that should cum (rimming her asshole was just to much for him).. Fuck, I think she likes it” Gerard cock would have said so. “See now little Ger here would..” even as he closed his eyes his cock danced a little jig.
The cheers echoed from the muted ringing of two full glasses. Clarissa and A’drea both tried to pour it’s contents down one another’s throat. “Yeah, I got it and you didn’t” cupping both tit’s for A’drea to suck the alcohol from her triple S’s.
“Fuck, did.. did.. see that” Alpha said as both he and his cock stared as hotness went down on titty woman.
“What are you bragging about” butt in his glance Gerard caught A’drea sucking the alcohol from Clarissa’s tits. “Oh my (thrusting his cock forward) fuckkk” feeling his cock sinking deeper into her ass then he ever thought was possible. Not wanting to disrupt the action top side he grabbed Clarissa’s waist.
“I have got get me some” Alpha felt the pull on his cock butt it wasn’t till he looked down to notice it was him wanking his rod. “I must, must.. must” feeling A’drea’s cunt swallow his shaft made all the difference.
Petting A’drea’s hair, cupping her head, shifting where she licked, sucked and bit. “You are so pussy licking bad” Clarissa whispered. Knowing full well that A’drea heard every word that slipped from her mouth. Pulling back A’drea’s head, Clarissa looking to use those pouty lips as a starting point.
“Oh fuck man they.. they are move, moving” Gerard emphasized. Moving swift as the wind he slid himself under Clarissa’s heavenly body as her cunt swallowed his cock whole in one pounce. “Oh my fuckkk she is so tight..” barely able to say that before his buddy added to the pussy pile.
“Oh yeh, Oh Ooh yeh” you could tell by Alpha’s face that he held nothing back about his masturbation. Butt seeing a open hole just made his cock slide right in.
“Ohmifuck..” Clarissa breathed, feeling both of her holes filled up with cock. A slight rock from her and a tickle that she had not yet felt.
“Mmm, you are so (readjusting herself) fucking bad” A’drea said now petting Clarissa’s blonde main. Feeling her hot breath as it came in waves. Pulling as much of her hair back away from her mouth. Pressing that little kitty into A’drea’s pussy. “Mmm..” wanting to start something sexy as possible butt something told A’drea that was just a fantasy. “Oh fuckkk girl, yeh Ooo yeh Ooooh..” A’drea started butt with Clarissa’s own tongue driving her over the edge.
“Fuck ya, man pump dat ass! Rub my cock till I can..” even though all his talking nothing stopped the growing sensation of wanting to spew. Latching ahold of Clarissa’s triple S’s, pulling them down as his tongue lashed out.
“Mmm.. Mmmmmmmmm” Clarissa lick harder, faster and so much deeper.
Alpha cock was the key to this hole operation. “Fuck yeh, fuck yeh, fuckkk yeh” swallowing hard as his cock wanted to erupt.
Resting her foot on Clarissa’s old bar stool, angling her cunt for better, deeper licking. “Ahh fuck, you.. you are to good to me” rocking forward as her pussy spasmed. “Yes, yesss.. I’m yesssssssss” the feel of Clarissa licking so fucking deep was totally unimaginable butt still Clarissa was doing it.
“I.. I.. Oh fuck, I can’t hold back.. any.. any more” the shutter of Alpha as his cock let loose deep in Clarissa’s asshole. The swelling, the sudden urge to spew his hot load deep in this strangers ass almost made it worthwhile. Ripping his cock free of that tight prison. “Holy shit man that was some deep fucking ass” looking at his cock the entire time.
“Oh yeh, how ’bout if I fill the void that.. that Oh my fuckkk you are so fucking tight.. still” Gerard was so close to spilling his seed.
The gasp as one cock exploded in her ass then being filled with the next one. “OooOoooOoooo my fuckkk back.. back to the” just waiting for the next orgasm to cum tumbling out. Locking her mouth on A’drea’s tight little cunt. Putting enough suction to pull the chrome from a ball hitch her tongue lashed out.
“What.. what.. Ooooh fuckkk yeh” A’drea moaned still trying to recover from the last orgasm she just got done with. Wanting to pull Clarissa off butt wanting to cum all over her pretty mouth. Mashing A’drea’s tit for fear of reaching for Clarissa’s. “Oh you fuckkking suck, suck, Ooooh fuckkk yeh suckkk Mmm OooohOooohOooohOoooh” feeling her entire life getting sucked down by that pretty little blonde in between her legs.
“Fuck” now sucking on her tit I between words. “Gotta go for.. for” his hips bucking for one final time. Gerard’s mouth latching onto where ever it landed. “I’m fuckkk.. cum.. OooohOooohOooohOoooh Fu..ing A.. ass.. as..ole” pushing up his thrusts not only to fill her asshole butt to get the most out of dat ass.
“So this is how this is going down” her body said. “Well..” locking in his cock was the first move. The second was making A’drea cum like never before. Using every trick she had. Pulling her clit out while brushing back her cunt lips with her tongue. Rimming her hole with just the tip of the tongue, wrapping it around her little clit even as it started to strip it down . Removing one soft pedal at a time butt not letting loose with her suction.
“Fuckkk.. fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm Clar.. I’m, I’m cu.. OooOoooOoooo OooohOooohOooohOoooh..” flexing her hips, lifting herself up from the bar stool.
Clarissa still was holding on. Feeling the flood of cum, tasting every drop that was pulled from A’drea’s moaning cunt. Even as Gerard filled her asshole up again with his pounding.
Laying there on the floor, panting over that incredible ass that her just fucked. “Oh my fuck Alpha could you.. Alpha, Alpha” finally sitting up and looking for his friend. “Alpha, my fuck man have you found some babes” not as spry as he was when first nailing that blonde butt that is soon to change.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 289 Big Bang Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“This is Clarissa Love Cuming all over your screen with the latest and greatest party of the year. This is Star Fall” as soon as Clarissa finished the intro Angie cut to the multitude of Stars that filled the dancefloor.
“Okay Clar once this is done you want to do the hostess of this..” Angie knows full well that this whole thing is being graded butt with so many hotties walking by even she was distracted.
“Ang, Angie.. Angie!” Came the strong whisper from Clarissa. “Stay focused at least tell we do the interporn and..” Angie watched through the camera lens Clarissa’s cunt get so wet that is started to run down both legs. “Then we can do, fuck whom ever we want, ok” butt instead of watching Angie her gaze tracked her wet dreams as this mystery person crossed the floor.
“You are so wet.. (the snap of Angie’s fingers drew Clarissa back on que) three, two” with Angie holding up one finger made Clarissa quiver on the inside.
“We are here with the president and designer of tonight’s festivities. Welcum Madam Katrina” taking this pause to refocus, to get her quivering insides to calm down and most of all to resist the urge to play with her already soaked pussy. “Can you tell me how did the planning for this festival cum off” trying to keep focus on Katrina butt that same mystery person passed by with the same magnetic pull that happened earlier.
“Tonight’s activities were the simple part you might even call it the big bang..” Katrina kept on speaking butt for some reason the big bang echoed in Clarissa’s head.
“Fuck, how I want to make the big bang theory a reality especially with.. Oh shit better speak..” Clarissa noticed that Katrina’s lips stopped moving. “Wow, could you show some of the guests that have graced the carpet” even getting the evil eye from her camera operator.
“I thought you would never ask” clearly flattered by Clarissa’s interest in astronomy. “First there is..” Katrina began butt Clarissa’s eyes tracked her mystery person through the crowded dancefloor.
Getting the signal from Angie to wrap it up, Clarissa intervened. “That is one incredible list of astronomers and stars that still grace our evening sky. This is Clarissa Love cuming all over your screen” finishing this segment butt that didn’t stop the camera from rolling.
“Now at least I can find out what made you so fucking wet” Angie whispered to herself. Watching that little silver gold outfit bounce across the scene. “Where are you going..” the tracking method was perfected by Angie simply by knowing Clarissa and her habit’s.
“I have watched you since the beginning” the whisper came like a ghost who didn’t want to be seen.
Getting the chill that might have even edged on the fire between her legs. “I am flattered by your..” shivering cuz she knew that whisper was so close.
The beginning of the next song started with a curtsy Clarissa raised her left hand. The right now plastered behind her back.
“Just who in the flat chested hell are you talking to” tracking Clarissa was not the problem butt finding out who made her so fucking wet was.
After this little parade things were about to get steamy. They came together. The grinding on Clarissa’s cunt, the missing piece of tonight’s activity was about to happen. Feeling the grip on her right arm, the pull on her left as her pussy creamed on the rod that had caused all her problems.
Raking Clarissa’s hair away from her left ear. “You are the most sexy star tonight” butt it didn’t matter what was said cause this erotic dance had already begun and Clarissa was the light bringer. The pull on her hair jerked her attention back to the lips of the dominant one of this dance. “I want you to..” this was Clarissa’s chance to buck as hard or as soft as she wanted. The hand drifted down, seizing her ass butt the pressure of the grip interpreted the thrust. “..you want my to fuck you.. don’t you” this whole time using two fingers to pierce the only hole left that needed attention.
Knowing that her body would quake with so many things going on. The pull from the moment their eyes touched pulled them together butt this dance laid the foundation for the foreplay. Now what Clarissa needed was more then just the slap and tickle of the dance. “Cum” secretly grinning cause Clarissa was already cuming enough for the both of them. “Cum with me cuz I need something shiny to restraint myself” pulling this mystery person from a sea of hundreds to the side line. The quick spin as this person caught Clarissa in it’s arms.
The camera still tracking as Angie started down a slippery slope. “Cum on just a little bit more.. so I can..” the camera shuttered as her finger once again discovered her erogenous zone.
Wanting to engage with the master of the dance was always on Clarissa’s mind butt maybe this little incursion took things a little too far for the master of the dance had not forgotten about the sideline.
Forcing Clarissa against the Greek style pole. Thrusting her ass towards this mystery person, “You are good I will give (butt Clarissa was not good enough as the silver bracelets now held Clarissa’s wrists) you that” running a finger up Clarissa’s spine. For that moment everything disappeared. The touch, the noise from the party, the feel even though the camera was still watching.
“OooOoooOoooo” rushed Clarissa’s lips as her triple S’s were palmed. The instant sensation of the willingness to cream was only over ridden by the urge to moan. The spasms in her hips had not been answered yet butt the dance had not yet ended.
Suckling on her left tit, the pressure, the pull on the areola. Even the white cuff’s on her nipple only added to the spasms in her hips. “You are a Star tonight my pet” the whisper came again confirming that queasiness that Clarissa was feeling in her stomach.
Just like the first time it happened again. No more feeling, no more noise from the party that was only sex feet away, no more thrusting. Time seemed to pass so slow. Waiting, lusting for a touch, a jerk or anything cause Clarissa wanted no needed to cum. “So hard.. yes I need to cum so.. so fuckkking” even her whispers where meet with hot steamy action.
Licking Clarissa’s cunt was not on the agenda butt A’drea had enough of this. Wanting to make her lover cum so hard that it will give her wet dreams long in the future. Starting at the clit her tongue flicked out. It’s tip landing on Clarissa’s clit as her head started to rise. Pushing Clarissa’s ass cheeks apart as her tongue glided towards the pink well.
“OooohOooohOooohOoooh yesss” feeling the queasiness disappearing as a major orgasm erupted from her cunt. “Fuckkk A’drea drill.. drill Mmm Mmmm” once again Clarissa’s hips started to buck.
Gorging herself on the cum, her tongue plowing its way through the pink walls looking for more. Butt yet even with A’drea’s tongue slipping in it still had two pleasures the last was the flick at the end.
“Oh fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm” Clarissa growled, now thankfully for the silver bracelets that held her wrists in.
Kissing Clarissa pussy, “Mmm, I want you to cum your heart out before you please me” A’drea already knew where this dance ended and it was not with the stoppage of the music.
The heat on Clarissa’s asshole. “No, no, no” barely loud enough to be heard butt just as quickly over ridden by, “Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm!” Using that point for her thrust. Back, back as the most wonderful thing happened. A tongue slip in as a major climax reached out. Wanting to scream so loud as to shatter the speakers that carried the most orgasmic tunes that graced this parties ears.
“.. … ….” Clarissa scream out in pure unadulterated ecstasy butt no sound emerged.
Flicking her tongue deep in Clarissa’s asshole. Knowing, feeling the climax of the biggest orgasm of this entire party. Feeling her legs tremble as it took A’drea to brace them. Feeling the orgasmic rage flood out of her cunt as Clarissa squirted all over herself and A’drea.
Leaving a trail of clothes from the front door to the bed. Clarissa’s taken off in hast, A’drea’s ripped from her body. “I am going to make you cum so much” pounding A’drea’s slit with three fingers. “Oh yes even..” as A’drea pushed herself up on the bed, legs spread and already missing Clarissa’s dominating kisses. “..you my pet are going to be..” Clarissa let her tongue delve into A’drea’s wet cunt.
“Cl.. Ooooh fuckkk OooOoooOoooo” forgetting everything as now A’drea held her legs under each arm.
“Oh A’drea, this is a first” Clarissa’s tongue gave a round of applause as her finger rimmed A’drea’s asshole.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 288 Cascade Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

Looking down at the water. Feeling her ass getting wetter as more water fell from the faucet. Lowering her tit’s so the nipples could enjoy their watery destiny. Arms stretched out hanging on to the back of the tub.
“I’m getting wet butt” just thinking about her tender pussy almost completed what her hand was prepared to do.
The temptation raised her heart rate. “Oh I shouldn’t” trying to deny the basic needs of her body was like denying her ability to bathe herself.
The seconds ticked by, the rapid heart response to her missing hand. Sensing the needs of her body butt still no hand. “Quit teasing Mmm..” as her ability became reality.
The sudden jerk of her hips sent water over the side of the tub. Listening to the silence like someone who knows that she is doing wrong.
Still not with drawling her hand butt that jerk sent waves that finally touched her tit’s. “Oh my.. fuckkk” echoed through her mind as the water cascaded to the floor.
“Cum on now let’s..” trying to figure out which side to lean on.
“Would it be so bad to play in this tub?” Her dirty Angel asked, already starting on a her rope restraints.
“You just need your lover’s tongue and her hot fingers as they turn your naughty imagination into her reality” the little devil said licking her fingers.
“Why.. why are you..” this time it was her own hand that brought forth the interruption. “Mmm Mmmm” she moaned, hoping butt not wishing that her next orgasm was just around the corner.
Pumping her clit, playing with her asshole brought the next two orgasms. Back to back while the thoughts of her lonely cunt raced through her mind.
“No, I said.. wait I didn’t put any terms” butt her fingers already knew this. Squeezing so hard on her clit. The heavy breathing that followed as her fingers stroked her g-spot. The massive spasm in her hips, the long moan that came from her mouth.
“Quit.. quit (still having a hard time catching her breath) please no more..” the feeling of your clit snapping back. The instant gratification that came on waves of ecstasy.
“Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm” dragging her tits over the waters surface, just the waves breaking against her nipples drove her fingers further in.
“OooOoooOoooo yes.. I, I.. cum now..” with the content quaking of her hips. Her body in a state of limbo for her intentions butt her orgasms always new where to strike. “You are a bad girl if you think one more hand would bring me off any sooner” even the self made spanking across her ass would not detour where her other hand was going.
“Why, why must I do this to myself cuz I know what is cuMmming” this time it started with just the touch to the skin around her other hole. “Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm no.. n..w ..w” no longer able to make a sentence butt her fingers already knew the lay out of the tanned land.
Imagining her hand gliding down from the rosy red slops of her ass. Rimming her asshole butt never entering the forbidden hole. “I.. must keep my.. my, Oh fuck Mmm” the feeling of twin digits stretching her asshole. Instantly her hips responded with a massive buck.
“I must.. stop thi.. Oh Ooh Ooooh yesss” the hand that had started all of this didn’t want to play second fiddle. Driving four fingers into her already tight cunt.
The tears that welled in her eyes for now both holes where being ripped open butt those weren’t tears of sadness. Knees properly braced against the sides of the tub, mouth along the backside. While both hands pumped her cunt and ass to the point of creaming.
“This.. big.. one yesss yesssssssss” feeling that last word being ripped out of her lungs. “OooOoooOoooo..” still pushing through without the added benefit of oxygen. “..OooohOooohOooohOoooh” water was everywhere no longer begin confined to the tub.
Removing her fingers one at a time from her ultra sensitive pussy, battling back any more stray orgasms that wanted to resurface on a whim.
“Good got all four..” even as she sucked the cum off of them. The act of having four fingers in her mouth sparked a little bit more than was expected.
“No, no.. Ohmifuck yesss” pressing on her tongue, four fingers shoved down her throat while her body responded the only way she knew how.
“OooOoooOoooo.. OooohOooohOooohOoooh” the odd hand still pumping in her asshole bringing her further into the orgasmic process. “So what do you think? Oh mighty leader” Alison stood there waiting for Clarissa’s response.
“Oh my fuck (inwardly grinning) don’t tell me I zoned out though out this hole..” the quiver impacted with Clarissa’s body just over one mistaken word.
Looking at the campfire ring and seeing eight people staring back. Looking at the board, doing some quick figures. “That all sounds like a..” should she start sweating right now or wait till she gets back to her office. “..plan butt we’ll see how your numbers compare as the quarter progresses. Anyone else have anything no good” spanning three statements into one short sentence was one of the perks behind this job as the CEO of, Under the Sheets with Jax.
“Now to figure out what Alison was saying” mumbled Clarissa, shutting the door to her office.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 287 Black and White Memories Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

Even as Pervfessor Amanda viewed all of the other final projects her eyes kept drifting back to the black and white snap of her favorite student. “Dam, I just can’t get you out of my head..” Amanda told herself. “Butt.. (her mind instantly flashed to those hands as they cupped each cheek) once this one is done then I can get back to the still project” loading the last short film into her Vibralink.
Almost ready to fall asleep by the time the sex minutes of time had expired. “Fuck, wakey-wakey” Amanda told herself before one more second ticked by. “Now my Love let’s see what..” watching with baited breath as the photo was slipped from the envelope.
“Mmm Mmmmmmmmm” rumbled from her chest as the large tit’s started to becum uncovered. Freezing in mid frame, “I know this is bad butt damn you are one sexy woman” running her thumb down the photo. Squeezing the tit as her own fingers tricked her clit into its first short orgasm.
“All.. alright let’s move you out some more (with shaky hands the photo slide a little further down)..” the gasp of the results. The feeling of warm that crossed Amanda’s cunt only told one thing. “Oh my …, how could so one..” sucking in a big breath as her hips shot forward.
Remembering how Clarissa would struggle as a tease before submitting. “Yes always the show girl doing what ever it took to.. Mmm Mmmm” not realizing that all these thoughts would lead straight to her clit. Even as her fingers graded over her sensitive nub Amanda’s body screamed for more.
Sliding the photo out more. Exposing Clarissa’s stomach butt stopping shy of every persons dream.
Closing her eyes in memory of Clarissa’s fashionation with Amanda’s stomach. “Fuck girl.. fuckkk Mmm Ooo Ooooh yes” as the memory of the first time Clarissa got to see Amanda fully naked. With full double E tit’s, a wild bush and a few more stretch marks then the ordinary tight skinned students that drifted thought her class.
Gripping her well trimmed bush, pulling on it brought the rush of a fresh orgasm back to the forefront. “OooOoooOoooo yes” seemed to be buried so deep inside that her grunt sounded more like a growl. Licking the cum off her fingers as her mind still held the notion of Clarissa’s sticky cum that Amanda was sucking on.
Looking at the half exposed photo. Taking a long shaky breath, “Must..” that sentence being cut short by the hairless pussy the cat let out of the bag. No gasp butt all moans followed as Pervfessor Amanda fingers just slipped into her own furry kitty. The instant spasm just brought the shock of twin digits into focus. “I.. must, yes yesss..” leaving her dreams of Clarissa’s tongue probing her cunt for another look at Clarissa’s mouth watering pussy. “Dam girl, what I wouldn’t do to get you on my tongue one last time” quietly talking to herself.
Now looking at the photo in it’s entirety. Checking the texture, the sharpness and every other thing that has been drilled into her aspiring artist heads through this last year. “Yes.. Angie, so that is your name. I will say that you get the F minis and my cunt says the same for you butt Angie has done more then the rest of the class..es so yes a F minis and a P minis for you my Love” all this grading, all this mind numbing boredom has led to one last chance to bag Clarissa. “And that’s all I need is just one more (running her fingers up along her ultra sensitive g-spot).. yesss one” the hard exhale as her final grand orgasm had long gotten underway.
“Must, must breath” echoed through her mind while her hips lunged forward. Yesssssssss I’m.. OooOoooOoooo” still stroking her g-spot butt her mind remember what Clarissa liked.
Shaking her head no butt it was already to late. The gasp, the hard short breath, the moan that came from her ring finger as it was inserted deep in her asshole. Now pounding on both holes, her breath had left her body as the first orgasm struck out.
Pushing herself back from the table, bracing her feet for the next orgasmic blast. “Ooo Ooooh yes Ooooh fuckkk..” Amanda started to fully orgasm butt something else helped her along.
“This.. this is not a memory, is it?” The question that really did not need a answer.
Positioning herself under the table, on all fours. Her tongue held in reserve. The kissing started. Working her way up from the right inner thigh. Getting the spent cum of one naughty Pervfessor. Her tongue left a wet trail until it was to late for Amanda. Holding her hands to her side, legs over Clarissa’s shoulders. The tongue teased the clit, flicked the wet cum filled pussy butt it’s ultimate goal was still down further.
“OooOoooOoooo.. Ohmifuck” Pervfessor Amanda howled, hooking her hands to the bottom of the chair. “Yes fucking lick Mmm Mmmm clit.. Mmm pussy” feeling her stomach tighten as the next orgasm passed. “I can.. I can’t breath.. Ooh Ooooh yes Ooooh OooohOooohOooohOoooh” Amanda moaned as Clarissa’s tongue pierced her asshole.
“Found it” Angie said, straightening up from her search on all fours. “Cum on let’s go Clarissa. Sorry to interrupt you Pervfessor Amanda just had to have my Vibrapen cuz the next class is so boring” Angie said as the door closed to Pervfessor Amanda’s room.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 286 Orgasm On The Beach Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“Just one look is all it took to know that she was the one” I licked my lips. “Butt first I need to get to know her a little better.. like what size bra she wears” not realizing despite all the planning I was doing, my hand had found its wet counterpart. Wiggling my hips how ever so slightly as my finger toyed with my clit. “Fuckkk I’m so fucking horny and she is going to solve that problem” once again staring across the crowed floor of people as her focus was one the one.
Flashing the symbol for two drinks, “Make them smooth and strong.” Not even sure if she heard over the noise of the dance floor butt having her tit’s so close yet so far away was torture even though I paid for the drinks.
“Ohmifuck, she touched me..” I, Jax was surprised at the sudden tenderness of the barkeeps hands. “Butt what if she already has someone?!” Glancing one more over her hands. “No ring or white band.. can you actually say that I have..” being interrupt from my thought.
“Here’s your change hottie” walking away to quickly for nothing butt my eyes to follow.
“Did.. did she just call me a..” taking a big swig out of the Orgasm on the Beach that she had just laid out in front of me.
My eyes stared at her feet. Cutting everything out except her sexy body that was hidden by that sexy bartender’s apron. Getting to her knees, expecting to see the apron butt as my eyes continued the long draw of that cool drink of water I found nothing to impede my progress.
“Oh..” I gasp seeing her sexy thigh. The shape, the muscles, the tingling that I was getting between my legs. “Yes, yesss she is the one..” I whispered allowing my hand to massage my clit washing away any troubling thoughts that plagued my mind.
“You know your not the first one to.. Ah play on that bar stool” she whispered running her finger across Jax’s jaw line. “Butt if you see something that you like then you should take it before it’s to late” was she teasing or did she actually mean what she said!
Looking down at my hand, seeing it covered in cum. My hips still convulsing, “What? Could that be from me or.. or from her” butt my body responded to the mer minor touch that she just did. “Wow, look at that ass.. The perfect shape with each cheek leaving enough space for..” yeh I lost it again. Just that peek of a wet cunt that I wanted was more then I could handle. My hand closed on the next Orgasm on the Beach.
Tipping back my head I allowed it cream contents to wash down my throat. Wanting to slam down the tumbler butt something.. or wait was she..
“Two more” I wasn’t sure if that was a question or a statement butt with a shake of my head the two empties where full again. “You know if you are waiting on someone I think they have stood you up or just don’t know that your fantasizing about them” strong words from someone who hasn’t paid me any attention, unless..
Watching her hand begin it travel from a cunt hair away from my tit to the drinks. “I have tOoo..” Oh why was a orgasm raising it’s ugly head. Reaching for her hand, thrusting my hips forward while my free hand grazed my bum.
“Will you.. will you have this drink with me” I prayed to every goddess I knew that sentence came out without a hitch.
Leaning over the bar, her bar. Feeling the cum hear and make me cum so fucking hard hand grip my hair. Pulling me so close to her face that I could actually see my reflection in her eyes. “It took you long enough” as my lips were parted as her tongue came crashing in.
Shocked, surprised, in awe take your pick cause each one was leading straight down. My pussy got wet the instant she agreed, then even wetter as she kissed me.
Reaching forward and finally groping the hidden. “Mmm, you want to play do you” feeling the tightness of that apron cum loose.
“Butt, butt..” fumbling over words as she had got me out. Butt were was out to?
The feeling of flesh, the feeling of the perfect ass cheek filling both hands as the air rushed by my head. Now finally knowing what I, Jax wanted. Trying to seize her head butt with all that confusion the air was driven out from my lungs. “Help I’ve fallen and.. and Ooooh..” at least that last part reached the audible stage.
Taking a page from Twilight over Rocky’s bottom. I found myself watching as my toes hit the floor, my neck was at a ninety degree angle and she was between my thighs.
One lick was all it took. Once my sweet taste of cum touched her tongue. “Ooo yes.. lick, lick my” you know I don’t like to repeat butt she has turned my world upside down in sex seconds. “Ooooh fuckkk..” I moaned as her tongue was getting deeper hitting every g-spot that it came across. “You, you OooOoooOoooo..” butt the thought of my asshole must have been on her mind too.
“How much do you want me” slithered from her lips as her tongue probed my asshole. “Cuz I can make your dirtiest fantasy into..” plunging all of her tongue into my asshole.
“I.. I Ohmifuck OooOoooOoooo yesssssssss OooOoooOoooo OooohOooohOooohOoooh” knowing full well that any movement would cause many more orgasmic thrusts to cum from my hips.
Watching my triple S’s bounce, each time landing on my face.. my face, my mouth.. Using my hands to control my shivering tit’s, my tongue to tease the nipple until it was hard.
“OooohOooohOooohOoooh fuckkk Mmm Mmmm..” my asshole clamping down on that elusive tongue. My own teeth clamping on my nip only a heartbeat or two from the onset of the biggest anal orgasm that has ever haunted me. Butt even then she was not done! Pinching, pulling my clit with her fingers. Spelunking three fingers into the depths of the pink hole while grating on the withdrawal.
My teeth clamped so hard on my own nip, lips covering my areola butt I new this was not going to last.
Grabbing her lone free hand. Pressing it to my left tit as the final spasm hit my ass. “OooohOooohOooohOoooh fuckkking.. eat my Mmm Mmmm” this was it! The orgasm of all orgasms! “Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm OooohOooohOooohOoooh..”
Rolling over. Wondering where these blankets came from, this soft bed and that Angel sleeping next to me. “Morning Love” she whispered, brushing the hair from my face.
In the Bedroom with Jax..
This Clar sounds like someone who I know. Cheers to the lucky Lady who bagged a winner, keep on licking and she will drink from your orgasms even more,
Jax”

Please, Fuck My Mom!

Eric and Mark are doing a sleepover at Eric’s place, where there’s only his mom, a 45-years-old divorced woman. Eric tells Mark that he wants him to fuck his mom while he spies on them. Mark is shocked, but also horny at the idea cause that mom is insanely hot. Big tits, perfect ass, and lovely blonde hair. They make a plan. Before goin to bed, Mark goes to Eric’s mom room with an excuse, and flirts with her. In the meantime, Eric watches the scene from the loophole. Incredibly, the plan works. At first his mom seems reluctant, but she cannot resists the urge, cause Mark is an attractive hung guy, with lots of flirting skills. They start to fuck, and Mark bangs his friend’s mom in every possible position, without forgetting to drill that perfect ass, and his friend’s mom seems to really love anal. Eric keeps watching while his heart runs as never before. That’s the best day of his life. Nothing turns him on like watching his friend riding his mom while she moans and cum. After one hour of great sex, Mark tells Eric’s mom to get on her knees and he cums all over her face and mouth. So much cum. Eric is so happy to see his mom completely covered with his friend’s juice. The next day, Eric’s mom tells Mark that he should come more often. After that phrase, Mark and Eric smile each other, and Mark replies “Sure, I’ll do”….

I Love to Lick and Tongue Fuck a Girl’s Big Butthole

[Str8] [M] [Anal]
I am obsessed with women’s buttholes. I love looking at a woman’s butthole, inhaling the musty and sensuous scent combined with the aroma of her pussy, and most of all I love eating out a woman who’s spreading her butt cheeks for me and opening up and flexing her loose, wide-open asshole.
For me, performing my nasty brand of anal licking and tongue fucking is even more intimate and exciting than anal intercourse, which I also enjoy when it happens. when it happens, but licking, sucking, and tongue fucking a woman’s hot, nasty, spread open butthole is my favorite sex act by far. Think about it, I am licking and plunging my tongue deep into the hole that she shits out of, and the wallowing me to do it, but the vast majority of the time getting turned on herself, which will lead to a second huge orgasm for her.
I actually ran the ad below in the LA Express and got about 25 to 30 calls.
LA Guy Wants to Lick and Tongue Fuck a Girl’s Big Butthole
I want to lick, suck, and tongue-fuck your asshole.
I get hot putting my tongue and dildos into your
wide open asshole and will make you cum hard.
Women with tight, small buttholes need not call me.
I had anal fantasy phone sex of sorts with about six of the women who called. They were true anal sluts and would talk dirty, filthy, nasty anal talk to me and we’d jack off together that way. About half of the women who called wanted to find out why I only wanted women big loose buttholes. Some callers were just curious to see if the ad was for real or not. I ended up seeing two of the women out of the thirty and had some phenomenal anal play with a tall brunette who had a thing for her asshole and loved anal play. I saw her on and off for about a year, about once a week at first, then tapering off to twice a month.
The other woman I met with at a motel room was a thick white woman who loved having her asshole licked and tongue fucked, which I happily did for her. After she came hard by using a vibrator on her clit while I was tongue-fucking her asshole hard, she rested for about 30 seconds and then told me to fuck her asshole. It felt really good and I could not take the nastiness of watching her butthole lips go in and out from my cock, so after about five minutes I came hard and shot a load of thick cum deep into her asshole.
I always eat a woman’s pussy first and build her up to a big first orgasm. We rest for a little while, then I go to town on her butthole and most women build up with a new level of excitement to have a second explosive orgasm. I take care of the women who get into it, and I can always tell by the involuntary reactions of their body and the moans, groans, and sometimes near screams.
For example, women who are feeling the intense pleasure of me tongue fucking her, will often jerk back their heads–her head jerk back her head hard and fast into the pillow or bed and close her eyes.
My butthole obsession began on my 18th birthday while in Hawaii celebrating with my “cousin” Sara, who wasn’t my cousin by blood. We called her cousin because she and her mother were part of our family, her mother having grown up with my mother in my grandparents’ home because she lost her parents to an auto accident. I’m sharing this so you know there was zero blood relation between Sara and me.
Sara’s mother Mary brought her over about once a month to stay over and play with me over the weekends while we were growing up. In the summer Sara would stay for weeks at a time because her mother worked full-time during the week, and her father was not around, so she’d have to stay home alone. Neither of us had brothers or sisters.
Sara was the same age as me, six months earlier than me, and she was a cute Japanese girl with a nice Asian figure, a great sense of humor, and a beautiful smile. She liked teasing me sometimes and would put on her mischievous grin with the glint in her eyes. I never made dirty jokes or comments around her, because she was a very well-behaved Catholic girl. We rode bikes to the stores, played ukeleles and sang Hawaiian songs, played cards, Monopoly, chess, and we really enjoyed having each other as playmates.
Sara was the closest friend I had that I knew I could trust completely, and she loved going to Hawaii, which we had visited three summers and one Christmas, with our families. I told my parents that for my eighteenth birthday, I was going to take a celebratory trip to Hawaii for two weeks and that I wanted to invite Sara, and I would pay her airfare and cover all expenses while we were there. I had saved up several thousand dollars over the last year working as a top sales rep for a cutlery company.
My parents had no problem with my plan, and that wasn’t what I was concerned about. If they said no, I would have gone anyway since I’d be an official adult. I was concerned that Sara’s mother Mary would say no, due to us being so far away, out of their supervision, even though I told everyone I’d be renting Sara a separate room. I was very happy when her mother told my mother that Sara could go with me.
On the big day, Sara and I flew out of LAX on Hawaiian Airlines and we were both very excited about our adventure. I had booked two rooms at a very nice hotel for $250 per night. It was very luxurious, and I could tell Sara was pleased and excited. We checked into our rooms and made plans to rent a couple of surfboards and drive out to Ala Moana since it was only 1:30 p.m. I had been trying to teach her to surf on and off for a couple of years. She always wore a proper bathing suit, but sometimes she’s wearing a two-piece bikini, and when she did, I’d try to get behind her when we had to duck waves by pushing the front of our boards down and letting the power of the wave mostly wash over us. About half the time her bikini bottoms would be moved to the side or pushed partway down her butt due to the power of the waves.
We surfed for about three hours, ate lunch at one of the roadside stands offering real local food, and got back to the hotel tired and happy. We both wanted a shower to wash the sand out of our bathing suits, then we were going to rest, maybe take naps, and text each other around 5:00 p.m. to decide where we wanted to go for my birthday dinner. It wasn’t a big deal to me, I was just happy Sara was with me to share the day, and the next 13 days to follow.
We went to our own rooms to shower, and I had turned my shower on to warm up the water. I was just about to take off my shorts and hop in when I heard a quiet tap-tap-tap on the door. I looked out the peephole and it was Sara with a white hotel towel around her neck and shoulders. She was still wearing her two-piece bikini.
She asked me if she could use my shower because hers wasn’t working right and the water didn’t get warm and he doesn’t like cold weather, cold showers, and the maintenance guy was going to come by in the next 30 minutes to check it out. She said she really wanted to wash the sand out of her lower body, meaning her private parts, because we had lain on the sand for about 20 minutes after our surf session and we had a little pretend wrestling match on the beach and got sand in her bikini bottom and likely some was stuck in her pussy and butthole.
I told her that she could use my shower and she could go first since I knew how uncomfortable it must be for her to have sand in her bottom. I said “bottom” on purpose, because I definitely wasn’t going to say pussy or vagina, and I wanted to see her reaction. She punched me on the arm playfully and said thanks, and that she’d be quick.
I told her to take her time so she could get all of that sand out. I told her it must be so uncomfortable and if she needed help, to just holler. I had a small grin on my face and a gleam in my eye, and I was testing the waters. Sara and I had never been alone like this before, where we had total privacy from our parents. She came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her to punch me on the arm again, but this time she had a sexy grin on her face too.
The sun and the physical exertion of surfing, and the fantasy that kept playing over and over in my head: Sara having her bathing suit ripped off while ducking a wave so I could get a glimpse of her butthole, was making me horny.
Now that she was in my room taking a shower, I was imagining what her butthole looked like and if she ever played with it. I was getting a hard-on, so I took my shorts off and starting stroking my semi-hard cock. I wasn’t going to ambush her when she came out of the bathroom, because I had too much respect for her to do that. I knew I’d have enough time to put my shorts on when I heard the shower turn off.
I had a full hard-on now and was lying on my back on the big bed stroking my cock with my eyes closed, imagining what Sara’s butthole looked like and how she would react to anal play when I heard the doorknob of the bathroom turn and the door open about three inches. I didn’t have time to do anything other than grabbing a pillow and put it over my hard cock. I told her I was sorry but I thought I’d hear the water turn off and was going to put my shorts back on then.
She said, “I need your help, can you help me?”
I said, “Uhhh, yes, sure Sara, what do you need help with?”
She said, “Come into the shower and I’ll show you.”
I said, “Okay, shut the door and I’ll be there in a minute. I need to put my shorts on.”
Sara closed the door, I got my shorts back on and my hard-on was now at half-mast, so I put my shirt on and pulled it down over the top part of my shorts.
I knocked on the door and told her it was me, and she told me with some urgency,’ Come in, come in! This is so frustrating!”
I opened the door and the shower curtain was open. It was a combination bathtub and shower. Sara was naked and made no effort to cover herself, and I was thrilled and excited.
I asked her, “I’ll look at the wall Sara, but what do you need? You know I’ll do anything for you.”
She said, “I know this is an odd request that I would never ask you to do if I weren’t so uncomfortable. I washed the sand out of my…you know, my vagina. But my shoulders and arms are so stiff from the three hours of surfing, that I can’t reach back to wash the sand out of my anus. I know, I know…this is too much, I’m sorry, never mind.”
It sounded like she was close to tears, and I said, “I’ll help you cousin, and I’ll never breathe a word about it to anyone. I promise. I know how uncomfortable you must be. You can put a small washcloth over your pussy so I don’t accidentally see it while cleaning your butthole.”
I was intentionally using street terms now to see her reaction. She smiled and said how sweet I was to her and that I’m her hero.
I handed her a washcloth, and she held it with one hand over her pussy. I got in the shower and told her the best way to do it was for her to face the wall away from the showerhead, bend over slightly at the waist, spread her butt cheeks, and I would clean her asshole with a washcloth and then point the shower head at her anus and shoot a steady stream of water to flush out any stubborn sand particles.
She got in position, asked me if I was ready, and I said yes. She bent over about 90 degrees at the waist, reached back, and unashamedly spread her butt cheeks like it was the most natural thing in the world to do. She took my breath away with what she was showing me so naturally and without any shame. She had a nice round butt and her butt cheeks made a perfect frame for her butthole, which was unlike any butthole I’d ever seen before in my life.
She was flexing her butthole, pushing it in and out, and asked me if I could see any sand. Her butthole opened up about an inch, and she had these hot deep lines, crevices that radiated out from the hole of her anus. The deep lines formed a sort of circle that had about a five-inch radius. The whole area from the outside of her anus to the outside circle of those lines was darker in color than the skin in the same area and was slightly raised and puffed out when she flexed her anus.
I was speechless for about ten seconds when she looked back at me between her legs and said, “Do you see anything?”
I said, “I don’t see any sand, but what I do see is so amazing…it’s beyond belief! I’m shocked and in awe, in a very hot way…I’m sorry Sara, I shouldn’t be talking to you like this. But I have never seen a girl with a hot asshole like yours that opens up when you spread your cheeks, and the lines going out from your anus form the most beautiful and nasty circle I’ve ever seen.”
She looked back at me between her legs again and said, “I’m glad you like it, and I love playing with my bootyhole because as a Catholic woman who wants to marry a good Catholic man, I have to save my vagina and hymen for my future husband.”
“No man wants a whore for a wife, and some men won’t marry a woman who’s had sex even one time. I have had sexual feelings, a sort of tingling in my vagina and clitoris, and it’s gotten very wet, and I was so frustrated that I couldn’t do something to relieve the pressure. Until I talked to my friend Susie who’s also a Catholic.”
She told me that she takes care of her needs when that happens by playing with her anus, and even inserting bananas, cucumbers, shampoo bottles, and most recently a vibrator, in and out while rubbing her clitoris until she has a big orgasm and feels satisfied and relaxed afterward.
When her mother wasn’t home, she liked to set a tall mirror against her dresser, which is in the corner near the window, and she props her butt at the edge of the bed, spreads her butthole, and inserts the objects she has for that session into her asshole, watching it go in and out, stretching her anus lips. During the afternoons, the sun shone into her window and her pussy and anus were lit up in her view in the mirror.
Sara said she got excited just thinking about it, and she said she really liked rubbing her anus while taking a bath or shower, and putting hair conditioner on her fingers and rubbing her anus round and round but had never put anything inside.
“I don’t see any sand or anything in your asshole, but the light’s not good in here. Why don’t we get out and dry off, and you can lay face down on the bed, and spread your butt cheeks for me, and I’ll give you a thorough anal examination.”
At that moment, I realized she had played me because though she said she couldn’t reach back to clean her butthole, she was spreading her butt cheeks wide when she was bent over for me to clean her. This got me even more excited because that meant she did it on purpose because she wanted to show me her butthole. I thought she must be really horny and wants to do nasty anal play with me, as long as I don’t mess with her pussy. I knew she trusted me, and I wouldn’t touch her pussy if she didn’t want me to.
After we dried off, Sara laid down on the bed face down and spread her legs open wide and started softly moaning, and slipped her right hand underneath her body to rub her clit. This was my golden chance, I thought because she’s hot from showing me her asshole and I fell for it and got turned on by it.
I said in my best doctorly voice, “Okay Sara, I’m going to get started with the anal and rectal examination to see if there is sand or any other foreign bodies I need to remove for you. Are you ready?”
She said, “Yes, Doctor James, and I’ll spread my butt as wide as I can so you can see better into my dark hole.”
I said, “Okay, Sara, let’s get started. Go ahead and spread your butt cheeks for me and expose and open your anus as wide open as you can. She reached around with both hands and spread her butt cheeks wide and I saw her hot, nasty butthole in the sunlight coming through the windows, and I stroked my cock and started breathing heavily, as I spit on three fingers, and touched her anus with the front part of my fingers held together to form a flat surface to rub her asshole.
I told her I was doing this to relax her anus and it’s standard procedure prior to a full anal and rectal exam. She started moaning a little louder and her butt moved up a little towards my fingers.
I said, “Most people don’t know this, but the anus and rectum has a large number of nerve endings that are very sensitive to touch and the right kind of rubbing and friction. Many people feel medium to high levels of stimulation and men get erect, and women get wet. So don’t be ashamed if it is feeling really good while I’m warming up your anus with my fingers, and soon with my tongue. You are free to do whatever you need to do to take care of the sexual tension that builds up in you, including inserting objects like vibrators into your vagina, rubbing your clitoris, or whatever you need to do.”
“It’s a natural reaction to stimulation that feels really good, so again, don’t be embarrassed or ashamed.”
About 75% of my female patients get very excited from getting an anal and rectal exam when I give it to them using my advanced techniques, which were designed to give pleasure while giving me a thorough look at what’s going on.”
After another minute of rubbing her anus with my fingers, I said, “Okay, Sara, I’m going to start the exam now. I’ll be using my tongue because it’s very important that I not only see inside your anus but also feel the walls of your rectum and the inner sides of your anus ring.”
She moaned and said in a soft, scared voice, “Okay, doctor. I’ll do my best to be a good anal exam patient. I’ll admit, all this is getting me excited and your fingers felt so good rubbing me. My vagina is wet.”
I didn’t answer her and put my hands over her hands, spread her butt cheeks even wider, and started licking the outside of her anus in slow vertical strokes. Then I started going in a circular motion, and I mixed it up by sometimes taking her whole anus into my mouth with my lips surrounding her anal lips when she flexed it and pushed out. With her anus in my mouth, I would slowly move my tongue into her asshole and she must have really liked it, based on her loud vocal ecstatic sounds she was making and the way her body jerked around.
She continued rubbing her clit and I started pushing my tongue deeper and deeper into her hot, nasty, dark hole. I have a long tongue, and at one point I had my whole tongue in her butthole, and she was loving it. I told her to turn over on her back and position herself so her butt is on the edge of the side of the bed facing the window. I had parted the curtains about six inches earlier and didn’t bother to close them up again. I wanted to make sure that if anyone was walking the hallway and heard the moans and near screams Sara was making, they could stop and take a peek at the six-inch gap and would see me tongue fucking Sara’s hot asshole.
She was rubbing her clit in a circular motion and I knew she was close to cumming, so I got busy and started tongue fucking her hard and fast and sucked on her anal lips too. Sara was making the sounds I love more than any sound on Earth–the sounds a woman makes when she’s cumming. She kept pushing her asshole onto my tongue so it would go even deeper, and tighten it when I was on the exit stroke. It was so hot! I was stroking my cock in between all the hot action.
Sara’s body started jerking, her holes started flexing hard, and she said she was going to cum if it was okay with the doctor. She told me not to stop tongue fucking her asshole and asked me to go harder and faster which I did, and in a minute or two she exploded in another explosive climax.
When she was cumming her pussy and her asshole were flexing hard and I could see right into both her holes. There was a lot of thick white cream in her pussy and I assumed it was her cum cream.
I asked her if she had an orgasm and she said she did, and it was the most intense orgasm she’s ever experienced. She said the doctor and patient role play for a full anal and rectal examination were super-hot and she was imagining that dirty, nasty scene and pretended I was her doctor.
“The way you were inspecting my anus and rectum with your tongue, and the hard tongue pushes into my booty hole really turned me on. It felt so good,” she said.
‘You smelled and tasted so good and I love the way you respond when I eat your butthole out,” I said.
She came over to me and kissed me on the cheek and said, “Awe, you’re so sweet to me. Thank you, and my bootyhole thanks you too for giving her the first orgasm she’s ever had.”
For the next 13 days, we continued to have mind-blowing sex sessions that all focused on her butthole. When we got back to LA we continued our anal play whenever she’d come to our house and even made dates where I’d rent a room for us and bring several diodes and vibrators in different sizes.
I was hooked from my first anal adventure at the age of 18 and dreamed of sticking my tongue deep into Sara’s asshole when I masturbated.
In my next chapter, I’ll write about the second nail in my coffin of becoming obsessed with women’s buttholes. Our German neighbor Bridgett, who sometimes watched me when my parents couldn’t find a sitter.

[F4A] The successful actress broken into a cum loving pet-bimbo. Petplay, humiliation, and bimbofication.

Hi. Id like to play a smart and strong female actor who gets blackmailed by a notorious female crime lord into becoming her new pet-slave. She will make me a cum loving slutty bimbo that will lick and fuck what you tell her to lick and fuck.
This queen of crime will be the leader of a wast international crime syndicate. Though no one can prove this. Her name is Carmelita and that will be your character.

I will play a famous and elegant actor. Called Julia Swan. She is Smart, talented and elegant. She is even using a lot of her money on different charity’s and does a lot feminist work. You will play the crime queen. You have taken an interest in me. And you want me. And you get what you want. You own a lot of film studios for money laundering reasons and have decided to join the premier party of my latest film. The same day as it was revealed that I’m nominated for my first Oscar. And it is at this party you will make the first contact. Here you will tell me about that my fiancé owes you a lot of money and that you have decided not to kill him if you can have me as a pet until you feel his debt is paid. What will I do?

[MF] First time getting pegged [GFD] [Femdom] [AgeGap] [Pegging]

In my previous story I mentioned how I had an itch inside me which did not need to be scratched, but *wanted* to be scratched badly. However, my path to BDSM was not a straight line. First, I figured if I were to do anything anal again I’d want it to be with a woman. Second, I was apprehensive about looking for older men I didn’t know to scratch that itch. So, the best option I could find was finding a woman to peg me.

My search started by finding **MANY** Femdom personals. All of which required payment, and all of which seemed like a business transaction. No connection. No heart. This was *not* what I was looking for. With this I took the plunge, made an email specifically for this able to be nuked if this didn’t work out, and made a personals ad on CraigsList, way back when it was easy to do this.

The ad was pretty straightforward: “22 M Curious about being pegged”, and in it I laid out my preferences and limits. Essentially I was looking for someone 40 and under, who could host, and was comfortable with a first timer and not jumping into things. I did specify I wasn’t looking to pay for anything as well. Hitting “Post” made me realize I was holding my breath, and was far more nervous than I fully understood.

[MF] Over the pandemic I (45M) divorced my wife, married a stripper (25F), and had a child with her (Expanded version)

I posted about this a few weeks ago and a lot of people messaged me for more details. So, here’s the extended version…

So yeah, it’s been a rollercoaster. In 2018 I took a job overseas, in Milan. My wife and I moved out there and it grew on me more quickly than her. Other tensions were present as well, and we decided mutually to split up in early ‘20, it had been coming for a while and we both knew it wouldn’t survive lockdown.

During the same period, I became gym-buddies with a 23-year old gorgeous, whip-smart (engineering degree!) tattoo-covered stripper with an absolutely obscene body—skinny waist, round ass, huge tits and (I later learned) a penchant for pairing denim jeans with translucent tops. She liked me because I was just about the only guy at the gym who wasn’t either leering at her or hitting on her. We started chatting one day and we hit it off. Of course, I never dreamed a goddess like her would see our friendship as anything more than platonic—I felt she saw me as a “safe” friend, and (being 43 at the time) I probably reminded her of her dad. (I was right, but that was not the barrier I’d assumed it was.)